Amatuer Artist and Bimbo-to-Be @smcitizen - Tumblr Blog

Nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play basketball. There are a couple rules against trans women, however, so she'll have to leave.

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I wasn't sure about letting this Hydromancer into the party at first, but it turns out her sword arm is unparalleled, and she only dabbled into Hydromancy so she could intentionally contain the enemy's blood after she rained countless slashes upon them like a meteor shower on the clear night sky for the express purpose of striking a pose, muttering "zan", and then releasing all of the blood on their wounds at once in a spectacle that the villager elder described "sick as fuck".

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2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

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does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

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wow

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during the latter days of the panel-1 period, with key side characters under thrall, the sexpervert queen of macedonia turned to the spartangirl, warning her "If I defeat you, I shall touch you sexually." the spartangirl's laconic reply was one word: "If."

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Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

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Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

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John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

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“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

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letters from Medea, salma deera

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Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

i'm a savage

PENIS

SIZE

AVERAGE

X-MEN COMIC

gambit nearly loses a prized posession

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me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)