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Good morning, what the fuck was I cooking in here
toddlers are walking across keyboards to send lies to me
catching a glimpse of your computer screen when the sunlight hits it: oh ok, i must be a spittle machine. I must be slobbering globs of spit everywhere in a 90 degree arc at all times. and rubbing my greasy paws on the screen without knowing it. i must be some sort of disgusting beast.
phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life
For the thought crime of experiencing optimism you have been sentenced to five years of propeller hat and rainbow lollipop
Thank you divorce for all you've done for music
isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever
the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible
hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.
oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!
(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)
im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some
Value Pack
you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself
a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room
i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”
what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away