cleanup on aisle me

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[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[ezmads]

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

[ezmads]

[ezmads]

I just want everyone to know there has not been a single day that I have not had at least one notification about this post

[funsaiki]

hm. mayhaps an url change tonight

[funsaiki]

magicalyams -> funsaiki

[ultraviolet-divergence]

I love in science fiction when something’s an array. The sensor array. The navigational array. Weapons array. Goddamn, yes. Get that shit in an array.

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

[funsaiki]

hm. mayhaps an url change tonight

[legalizegay]

[kalyug]

so real

[thoodleoo]

time for another round of one of my favorite games, "try to picture what this roman graffito looks like from its description"! today we have EDR167813. click the read more to see how accurate the picture in your head was

go my lambda

[dogpuppy]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[funsaiki]

i am so comically bad at non mobile rhythm games that it makes my struggling a great time

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[blemgoid]

short term memory loss service dog that remembers things for you

[blemgoid]

short term memory loss service Doug that remembers it so you dont have to

[captain-price-returns]

[horseimagebarn]

horse leaping over its dog companion with wicked ferocity this horse is energetic and ready to leap while the dogs eyes are shut in anticipation should the young foal miss its mark it is sunny and beautiful outside and these rapscallions are doing what they do best and that is playing