Call me Gyarados

Just come and find me, unwind me, make me comatose in your diary

[ypipie]

[sourcetwo]

artists rendition,

[valtsv]

no one:

ducks at the pond:

[halflifegifs]

someday im gonna wake up and everything is gonna look like this

[jackmcbuttholemcgee]

yikes

[eanryth]

[sasparillagodzilla]

Emile Vernon

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

Uncle Larry

Object Class: Groovin

[halflifegifs]

Ode to Chumtoad

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

Yall are like “I’m baby I’m baby” because you can’t control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while you’re watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall don’t like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga

[cherieu]

Omg

[calamity-cain]

Of course we can’t handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

You’re not a distressed baby you’re an adult who writes incest fanfiction

[reallycoolsoup]

Tumblr really has the best PvP of any social media

[mwagneto]

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

[inactive-jupiterscupid-deactiva]

[onceiwashere]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

[onceiwashere]

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

[v-jolt]

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[sweetmeatdale]

Fallout New Vegas, 2010. Obsidian Entertainment.

[memewhore]

[lmaonade]

mom making fun of me bc she heard me talking to my cat. i was asking him if he had permission to be baby and asking for his permit and now i’m being bullied  

[lmaonade]

this little man does NOT have a baby license 

[halflifegifs]

[hiehgiuhdkgdfjhdf-deactivated20]