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lantern - how did you meet your best friend? What were your first impressions of each other?

I was trying to break into the place she was hired to guard and she shot me right in the buttocks. Still got a scar on my cheeks or, like, I did until this happened. I thought she was just some asshole sitting on a roof assaulting asses; she was too busy laughing at my misfortune. So, like, we got married after that.

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frost - if you could give some advice to your younger self, what would you say?

DON’T SMOKE, YOU DUMBASS, YOU’RE NEVER GONNA STOP

DON’T DO CHEMS BUT IF YOU’RE GOING TO DO CHEMS, STICK TO THE PSYCHEDELICS AND LEAVE MENTATS ALONE

YOU’RE GAY, BRUH

YOUR BROTHERS ARE ALL JACKASSES, SO DON’T TRY TO BE LIKE THEM OKAY BEING MANLY AIN’T ABOUT BEING A DUMBASS LIKE THEM, IT’S ABOUT HUGGING BABIES AND SHIT

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY AVOID HEADING DOWN TO QUINCY FOR A LOT OF REASONS

AIN’T NO POINT TRYING TO REASON WITH THE CHILDREN OF ATOM ‘CAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU LOSE YOUR NOSE

IF YOU GO DOWN TO FLORIDA, STAY THERE

IF YOU MEET A GUY NAMED YVES, DON’T FUCKIN’ BANG HIM

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHANGE YOUR SOCKS MORE, DUMBASS

YOUR DAD’S AN ASSHOLE, YOU SHOULD STOP TALKING TO HIM

STAY IN SCHOOL

YOU LOOK REALLY FUCKIN’ GOOD IN HEELS TO BE HONEST

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY LIFT

TAKE UP KNITTING

BE EXCELLENT TO PEOPLE

Some shit like that, yeah.

Shit, my kid’s going to be fifteen soon and I’m bunches proud of her, she didn’t fight anyone in six months, she’s doing so good, y’all see that giant, long child with the bat around Goodneighbor ‘cause that’s my daughter and she’s so fuckin’ cool.

bonfire, cranberry

bonfire - describe your dream house.

Haha, well, hold on to your butts because not only can I describe my dream house, I lived in it. Orlando, Florida; jungled paradise, resplendent in beauty. Missed the bombs but still touched by rads with everything getting lush and wild and weird. You got a lot of people that live up in that area, a lot of factions, sometimes fighting but not the kind of fighting you have here, but almost secluded from that shit because it is a practically society in of itself is an entire world.

I lived in the Community. EPCOT, friends. Ain’t like nobody can just walk in there and start to live there, you gotta have connections, you gotta have references, you gotta have a whole lot of luck if you’re an outsider and wanna get in. I was a skinny raider-looking fuck at the time and had the Psycho shakes; you think they wanted to let me in? I had to get fake-married to Loretta before they’d let me in and then, like, we were just best friends with a kid that were married until…stuff.

Anyway, we lived together in this cute little purple house all pastel-like, real nice, big enough for all we needed. We had electricity with a stove in the kitchen that had a fire you could turn on and off if you clicked the thing and air that was always cool and two fans and you could go to the sink and make water come out of it all nice and clean and it didn’t have bugs in it or anything. We had a soft bed full of feathers and a rug I made out of rags and a television and the television had shows on it. The televisions here do fuck all.

I had this little garden and I learned how to grow things, yeah, and it was real good. Nice climate, you could grow about anything all year round. Loretta drew a lot of shit, so she painted all sorts of crazy shit on the walls. Lucy had a cute little room of her own and I painted it green ‘cause I thought it was a lucky color and you could look out her window and get an okay view of the lake in the distance.

It was just a short little walk to anything important, like if you wanted, you could walk a bit and hit up the public restrooms and wash your hands with automatic sinks and, like, you don’t understand, that shit is magical, you could take a piss in the most luxurious of settings and you wouldn’t have to even touch the sink after. And you could walk a bit to the lake and catch fish or you could walk a bit further and go to the fishery where I worked to look at other fish. And they played music all the time and there was always funnel cake and just, like, it was just really great, okay, I lived there like ten years, I miss it.

cranberry - what’s one physical feature that you get complimented on?

Yeah, so like, my skin’s falling off and I’m missing half my nose and who knows what the hell is going on with my hands, but I got a pretty nice dick for a ghoul apparently, so I got that going on for me, I guess.

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ghost - is there someone that you miss having in your life?

...I really miss Loretta. I think about her every day, probably. I wish she could see how Luce grew up to be; she’d be proud. I’m less of a fuck up than I used to be, so maybe she’d be proud of that too. She’d be so fuckin’ stoked to see how Goodneighbor is today.

...Oh shit, wow, sorry, mate, I’m about to have an emotion over here.

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autumnal asks

lantern - how did you meet your best friend? What were your first impressions of each other?

frost - if you could give some advice to your younger self, what would you say?

maple - is there a hobby / skill that you’ve always wanted to try but never did?

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

fireside - if you had your dream wardrobe, what would it look like?

cider - a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy?

amber - share an unpopular opinion that you may have.

fog - how well do you think you’d do in a zombie apocalypse scenario?

jack-o-lantern - if you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose?

spice - have you ever encountered a house that you believed to be haunted?

orchard - share one thing that you’d like to happen this autumn.

crow - which school subject do you wish you had an aptitude for?

bonfire - describe your dream house.

cinnamon - if you had to live in a time period different than the present, which would you choose and where?

cobweb - (if you’ve graduated) do you miss high school?

cranberry - what’s one physical feature that you get complimented on?

maize - share the weirdest encounter you’ve had with a stranger on the street.

quilt - how do you take your tea (or coffee)?

pumpkin - do you think that humans are inherently good or bad?

moonlit - are you a neat or messy person? Is your room / house orderly?

flannel - have you ever gone on a bad date?

cocoa - if you could have any type of hair, what colour and cut would you have?

ghost - is there someone that you miss having in your life?

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It’s technically Spring down here in the Southern Hemisphere but I’d love for some asks right now and these are cute~ Send me some questions! 🖤🐝

[Jack Facts: Prior to his ghoulism, in the days when he lived in Quincy and then Bunker Hill, Jackie was largely a very quiet, skittish man that avoided attracting attention to him at all costs and dressed tamely, albeit in a sick leather jacket. He primarily scavved but when that work was sparse, he dug graves, tanned leather, occasionally helped his ex-wife with her ammo crafting business, and did manual labor, the latter of which is probably why he’s the size of a truck.

He attributes this change to the rads...but honestly, don’t listen to Jackie. To a large extent, the loudness and the gaudiness and the cheer absolutely is a coping mechanism to distract from his enormous depression and complete lack of self-esteem, but also, this is also just How He Is when he’s not constantly censoring and stifling himself to avoid the discovery that he’s an ex-raider.

Furthermore, if you were in Goodneighbor even a year or two ago, he was exactly the same as he is now except with blonde hair and tanned skin and significantly less body issues. There’s also a good chance you might have done body shots off of him if you frequent the right establishments, so there’s that too.]

#about Jack

Any of y’all beautiful babes see any asshole within the last hour wearing a wavy blonde wig, about this here long? Some dick just nabbed my spare hair.

fromlandtosea‌:

The first part is my concern, but… I have to admit, having sentient mothpeople walking around in cute ponchos, helping out? Sounds absolutely amazing. I mean, they wouldn’t be the worst thing you could fine out here, right? … Shit, now I want some as a division of the Minutemen….

Oh yeah, for sure, waaaaay better than, like, theoretical deathclaw people and probably the molerat people, though I guess they could, uh, dig underground tunnels in case anyone needs a basement.

[Jack Facts: Jackie's voice is deep and rough, whiskey-soaked and smoke-harsh. Some people might assume that it’s just a side-effect of radiation (after all, most ghouls sound harsher after) but of all the things the rads took from him, his voice isn’t really that much different from before. Think Tom Waits mixed with The Dude.]

#about Jack

fromlandtosea‌:

“A fair point, but they also have wings that I think might be a bit more difficult to maneuver around settlements without… you know, knocking things over.”

Yeah, yeah, that is a fair point, that is a point that is fair indeed, it’s hard enough to, like, not knock things over when you only have four appendages, let alone not four (I would know, I am literally always knocking things over, I got built too big), but maybe they could work their little way around that by flying to the settlements they need to go to and then tucking their wings up around themselves like a cute lil poncho.

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“All the technology in the world is at our disposal and you really think the surface can’t be salvaged? We’re throwing all our resources into building the most advanced androids in the world and all we’re doing with them is wasting their development. Face it, they’re a mistake. You don’t waste resources on escaped infiltrator units if you don’t need them in the first place. I don’t care what Father thinks. The director is not my father.“

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fromlandtosea replied to your post: We get all this talk about Minutemen being a thing...

They’d all take so much longer to help, though- … Except the mothmen. They’d just make a mess.

“I dunno, I think the mothmen have a structurally advantage to your typical minutemen, who lacks useful features such as wings and, uh, fuzzy little antennae.”

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dearestrevenant replied to your post: We get all this talk about Minutemen being a thing...

“the classic 60 minute men.”

“You think it’s better to have 60 little minutemen or just like one big minuteman?”

We get all this talk about Minutemen being a thing again, apparently, but where the fuck is the love for the hourmen? The monthmen? The mothmen?

jackscrewed

your brain is an ever-changing kaleidoscope of moods and colours | never ever ever do what’s proper again | well, you’re just 17 and all you wanna do is disappear | when i’m out walking, i strut my stuff and I’m so strung out | i want something else to get me through this life | you are never gonna keep me down | oh baby please give a little respect to me | i should just be my own best friend, not fuck my self in the head with stupid men | i think about the implications of diving in too deep | why don’t you like me without making me try? | a guy like you should wear a warning | i still feel your touch in my dreams | makes me crazy when you act so cruel | i breakdown in the middle and lose my thread | if they think you’re abandoned, you got to act like you’re not abandoned | the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had | i’ve decided all the haters everywhere can suck my dick | i’ve been drinking too much for sure | i am small, I’m needy | life in plastic, it’s fantastic | you spurn my natural emotions | vanilla smile and a gorgeous strawberry kiss | get out of the state you’re in | it’s like forgetting the words to your favorite song | i see your true colors and that’s why i love you | i’ve looked around enough to know that you’re the one I want to go through time with | don’t have to be your only one | i’m a man who doesn’t know | but “got it” just don’t get it ‘til there’s nothing at all | you’re so self satisfied I don’t need you | i’m beat, i’m torn, shattered and tossed and worn | man i’m just tired and bored with myself | ‘cause falling love just makes me feel blue | if you fall i will catch you | you belong somewhere you feel free

A PLAYLIST FOR SAD RAD DADS

Detour Thru Your Mind - The B-52s

Do Something Different - Brave Combo

Sheer Heart Attack - Queen

Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes

Semi-Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind

Tubthumping - Chumbawamba

A Little Respect - Erasure

Tears Dry On Their Own - Amy Winehouse

Overkill - Men at Work

Grace Kelly - Mika

Toxic - Britney Spears

Everytime We Touch - Cascada

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Wham!

Breakdown - Alan Parsons Project

I Left My Body - They Might Me Giants

Mad World - Tears for Fears

Let ‘Em Talk - Kesha

Hangover - Alestorm

Breathe Me - Sia

Barbie Girl - Aqua

Ever Fallen in Love - Buzzcocks

Mint Car - The Cure

Private Idaho - The B-52s

Eet - Regina Spektor

True Colors - Ane Brun

Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce

Unforgotten - They Might Be Giants

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club

Hey Ya! - Outkast

I Want to Break Free - Queen

Trouble - Cat Stevens

Dancing in the Dark - Bruce Springsteen

I Hope I Don’t Fall in Love with You - Tom Waits

Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper, Sarah McLachlan

Wildflowers - Tom Petty

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your brain is an ever-changing kaleidoscope of moods and colours | never ever ever do what’s proper again | well, you’re just 17 and all you wanna do is disappear | when i’m out walking, i strut my stuff and I’m so strung out | i want something else to get me through this life | you are never gonna keep me down | oh baby please give a little respect to me | i should just be my own best friend, not fuck my self in the head with stupid men | i think about the implications of diving in too deep | why don't you like me without making me try? | a guy like you should wear a warning | i still feel your touch in my dreams | makes me crazy when you act so cruel | i breakdown in the middle and lose my thread | if they think you're abandoned, you got to act like you're not abandoned | the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had | i’ve decided all the haters everywhere can suck my dick | i’ve been drinking too much for sure | i am small, I’m needy | life in plastic, it’s fantastic | you spurn my natural emotions | vanilla smile and a gorgeous strawberry kiss | get out of the state you’re in | it’s like forgetting the words to your favorite song | i see your true colors and that’s why i love you | i’ve looked around enough to know that you're the one I want to go through time with | don’t have to be your only one | i’m a man who doesn’t know | but "got it" just don't get it 'til there's nothing at all | you’re so self satisfied I don't need you | i'm beat, i'm torn, shattered and tossed and worn | man i’m just tired and bored with myself | ‘cause falling love just makes me feel blue | if you fall i will catch you | you belong somewhere you feel free