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@jackson-and-jillson
it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet
Book executives <3 (booksecutives?)
“The children had never determined if [Jackson and Jillson] were brother and sister, boyfriend and girlfriend, or simply partners in crime. They didn’t even know them by names other than Jackson and Jillson—-which could have been first names, last names, or nicknames”
Well that’s one thing Disney got right
Jackson and Jillson went up the hillson To fetchet a pailet of water. Jackson fell downdown and brokedown his crowndown And Jillson came trampleson tumblngson after. -> Mr. Benedict's Book of Perplexing Puzzles, Elusive Enigmas, and Curious Conundrums
Any Jackson and Jillson headcanons you want to share? Or are you just joining me in wordlessly vibrating about them <3
they have their own talkshow
That’s a great idea! -J
We should start our own talk show -j
We did have a podcast once, “J&J talk”, at the institute, where we commented on the merits (or lack thereof) of the Institute’s messengers and executives as well as the apparent lack of leadership and skill of some of Dr. Curtain’s lesser employees. -J
Though we won’t name names. -j
(@jeffers-headofsecurity) -J
(@jeffers-headofsecurity) -j
But sadly the podcast was shut down after eleven episodes -J
Dr. Curtain caught wind of it and thought it wasn’t the most productive use of our time -j
Very astute observation on his part, but we had a good run -J
We tried to dip into some groundbreaking journalism and attempted to interview Dr. Curtain’s son. We think that’s how he found out about the podcast -j
Not that we were trying to keep it a secret. -J
Oh of course not. We’d never keep a secret from Dr. Curtain. -j
That would be horrible. Though it is a shame we never got to give his son that interview. There’s so much mystery surrounding him. What’s his secret to being such a talented artist? -J
Is Dr. Curtain as good a dad as he is a school headmaster/television personality? -j
What happened to his birth parents? -J
Why did he vanish randomly after we got to the compound never to be seen, heard from, or mentioned again? -j
What’s his favorite color? -J
All equally important questions. Pity we’ll never have the answers. Perhaps we could try to get him on the show. -j
We’ve been messaging him, but every time we try to call him, a middle aged woman answers the phone and says “he’s unavailable for his own safety, but that she can assure us he’s perfectly fine” -J
But these sort of roadblocks are extremely common in journalism. Nothing to worry about. -j
I think we just need to keep calling. It’s what a good reporter would do. -J
did you just reblog the same thign 20 times
JACKSON AND JILLSON MEAN SO MUCH TO ME YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND ANON
And you mean so much to us! -j
Thank you, kas! -J
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Yes? @kaslynspeaks
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Which of these people do you think could secure a perimeter better than @jeffers-headofsecurity?
Jackson and Jillson (of course)
Erika
The Alpaca
Martina Crowe
Auguste
Sebastian
Martina
SQ
Dr. Garrison
Literally anyone else
No one, Jeffers is the best! (I know nothing)
Literally anyone else, except Marlon (the correct option)
We have something important to say -J. It's extremely important, so you should watch this video -j.
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I’m thinking of giving out an employee of the month award. Who seems the most deserving?
Jackson and Jillson
Marlon
Garrison
My Alpaca
The Institute Teachers (Mr. Oshiro and Ms. De La Torre)
My Tumblr Executives
The Helpers (Mr. Bloom and Ms. Billingsley)
Auguste
The Whisperer
Jean Pierre (my chef)
Interesting. It seems that @jackson-and-jillson are currently tied with my alpaca. I supposed I could give them both awards, or perhaps it would be better to split the award in half.
I was sad The Mysterious Benedict Society wasn’t longer, though I’ve only just started the books, and came here to read a post about Jackson and Jillson, and their tag, oof. Fandom doesn’t disappoint 😁
I’m thinking of giving out an employee of the month award. Who seems the most deserving?
Jackson and Jillson
Marlon
Garrison
My Alpaca
The Institute Teachers (Mr. Oshiro and Ms. De La Torre)
My Tumblr Executives
The Helpers (Mr. Bloom and Ms. Billingsley)
Auguste
The Whisperer
Jean Pierre (my chef)
Excuse me sir, pardon the interruption, but is there perhaps someone you forgot to add to the poll?
No.
Also Jackson and Jillson could totally win Eurovision. They don't even have to sing or whatever they can just Be There onstage as Jackson and Jillson. I know this in my heart.
mbs au where Number Two hires a mariachi band (Jackson and Jillson) to follow Curtain around 24/7 as an act of psychological warfare
#🪗 -J#🎸 -j#🎺 -J#🎤-j
Thank you for your contribution, tumblr users jackson-and-jillson
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Oh you are most welcome -J
Very welcome in fact, we love music -j
Our favorite song is the official Institute school song -J
Which is very long and theatrical, truely a work of art -j
Dr. Curtain wrote it himself -J
He’s extremely talented -j
mbs au where Number Two hires a mariachi band (Jackson and Jillson) to follow Curtain around 24/7 as an act of psychological warfare
Dear Diary,
I will never feel more insulted and betrayed.
I showed some prospective parents my dolls🪆 today, and they said they were "interesting, yet a little off putting". What is off putting about have realistic replicas of yourself and your family? It's art! 🎨 And I'd like to see them try to make something half as good.
The worst part was that when I was complaining to Nicky about it, he said that they "did look kinda creepy" and actually had the nerve to ask me what we would ever use them for. There are so many things we could use them for! 😠 I could use them as props in my magic act🪄, if we ever needed to form a battle strategy we could use them in a model, and they work perfectly fine as art pieces!
In my anger, 😡 I smashed Nicky's doll💥🪆. I still have my own though. Now it looks a lot better than Nicky's, mostly because it's not missing an arm💪🏻.
I won't let this setback deter me. Most great artists 👨🏻🎨 weren't appreciated in their time. I suppose I won't be either. At least not yet.
Earlier today, I saw Nicky trying to fix 🔨 the doll🪆I gave him. I think he feels bad 😔 for what he said.
Good. He should. What he said was inexcusable. Nicky has no right to insult my art 🎨. Especially since it's not like he's ever made anything to impress potential parents. I'm the one who does all the work.
Signed,
Nathaniel Benedict, age eight 🖊️