Dr. L.D. Curtain

The official tumblr account and journal entries from the man who solved the Emergency (you're welcome). Scientist, author, philanthropist, and father.

[ldcurtain]

And if you told me I'd never post an edit like this, (well, I would never post an edit like this), but here we are.

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

Think of this not as a cult, or even an elven supremacist terrorist organization, but as a family. An evil, hateful, family. :)

[threedaycharter]

[catchymemes]

[impure-as-a-lamb]

do you still love me do you still love me do you still love me do you still love me do you st

[northirish]

Due to personal reasons I will be court martialed and shot at dawn by an unfair military show trial

[dolldose]

new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions

[cooter-n-tooter]

[godshideouscreation]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

when you get mad at me this is who you're getting mad at (pic of disgusting repulsive charmless smear of unknown oily substance)

[autistic-evil-xisuma]

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what a cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

[ldcurtain]

Well, a very similar thing happened to my twin brother Nicholas when he witnessed how fabulous I am. Needless to say, he was devastated.

[feluka]

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

[feluka]

been getting into regret recently i think i've got a knack for it

[ryuvnosuke-deactivated20260220]

sometimes you gotta marry someone just to divorce them. that's just how it is

[ldcurtain]

@thedrgarrison Happy Valentines Day!

[eggueggueggueggu]

[ldcurtain]

I sent my brother this lovely message, and this is how he responds. 🙄 Typical. 😒

[kosmogrl]

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

[kosmogrl]

every time something slips out of my control an angel dies

[inanotherunivrse]

in another universe my friend never died and I still see the meaning of life

[treecitysessions]

[ldcurtain]

[kaslynspeaks]

this has ledroptha curtain written all over it

[ldcurtain]

When you’ve had a rough day, but need to watch your figure.