Titles are for books

Evil pixie in hiding. Writer, artist, cosplayer when I have time. Disney obsessed. Answers to: Short Stuff and Munchkin.

[best-shower-thoughts]

Waters flavor is its temperature. (source)

[best-shower-thoughts]

The first and most important thing to learn in any language is the ability to tell someone that you don’t speak that language. (source)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nb people are members of the fae

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a-spec people are our trickster emissaries

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

treat them with respect but be wary of any offers of food 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what, you thought it was a coincidence ace culture is based on cake and puns? how foolish. 

you know who else likes wordplay and tempting foods? 

[30spiders]

Well, I guess you baker beware of all these cookies I made today. Looks like they’re going to go to waist whether you eat them or not. At yeast I’ll have them all to myself now…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

PUNS AND TEMPTING FOOD, I TOLD YOU

[thorinsons]

[justcatposts]

Danger bush

[marvelgifs]

[best-shower-thoughts]

Wolverine could make a fortune selling organs (source)

[best-shower-thoughts]

There are probably people you know who lie awake at night thinking of the embarrassing, cringey thing they did in front of you years ago. (source)

[jacksprat]

Just so you all know, this is me...

[kittsman]

The mightiest warrior, Sir Pigglesworth.

[ayellowbirds]

i didn’t know what i needed to see to motivate me this morning. Apparently it was a cavy in bronze scale. Gods bless.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

He is a noble knight in days of old!

[dominalumina]

If your blog can’t have a guinea pig is scale mail armor on it, I don’t know what kind of joyless, forsaken blog you run. But I want no part in it.

[missmajora-hearts]

Did anyone notice the pillow?

[best-shower-thoughts]

If Ned’s declassified school survival guide had a college sequel it would be a massive help. (source)

[somecutething]

Getting ready for a ride!!

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

I just wanna be tattooed and caffeinated

[best-shower-thoughts]

For humans, fall is a beautiful, colorful season. For plants, fall is probably a terrifying season of mass death. (source)

[best-shower-thoughts]

The most realistic part of Harry Potter is how he goes to a school where he learns skills he can’t use in the real world. (source)

[best-shower-thoughts]

Being older than Google is going to be an insult kids use one day (source)

[best-shower-thoughts]

Trying to pronounce LMAO makes you sound like a French cat (source)

[best-shower-thoughts]

Anxiety is just conspiracy theory’s about yourself (source)