ELORDI.

𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐎𝐁 𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈. 𝟐𝟖 𝐲𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝. 𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫. [ 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 ]

[jacobelordisfm]

jacob elordi is a 28 year old actor born on june 26th, 1997. he is bisexual and currently single. he is open to all connections below & more. [ all gifs used on this blog are mine; do not steal. ]

—— PLATONIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

ride or die:

sibling like.

best friend

close friends.

best guy friend

hookup turned friend

acquaintance

party buddy

fast friends

role model

unlikely friends.

wingwoman/wingman

good influence

bad influence

gym buddy

friends who hooked up

new friends

—— ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

flirtationship.

unresolved feelings.

one night stand.

one sided romance.

friends with benefits.

blind date.

exes on good terms:

exes on bad terms.

unrequited crush.

previously friendzoned.

summer romance.

friends with benefits.

publicity partner.

one night stand or fling that was regretted later.

—— NEGATIVE CONNECTIONS. ❜

rival

frenemy

indifferent towards

hateship

mutual dislike

professional competition

—— MISCELLANEOUS. ❜

mutuals on social media

matched on a dating app

neighbor

roommate

[demiiesalexa]

alexa wasn't too sure of what she was doing. it felt like she was teetering on the edge of a cliff. that was how things had always felt with jacob. she had thought about pulling another disappearing act. something told her that he wouldn't let her get away with it. all of her emotions felt like they were conflicting when it came to her former co star. that was why when she heard the news about him, she felt like she couldn't keep avoiding him. it went against her better judgment, but she went to the store to grab a few things. those things being some books, a blanket, heating pad and some snacks. she knew that she was going to surprise him by just showing up, and couldn't show up empty handed. the drive to jacob's wasn't as horrible as she thought it might be. she remembered the code to get in and found herself stepping inside. her hands reached to push her sunglasses up into her hair. before she could call out, layla was running towards her," ¡cariño! ¡te he extrañado!" she dropped down in order to pet her a bit, having not seen her in a while. though she realized jacob had likely heard her and went to climb to her feet," let's go find your dad." she heard the sound of the tv and had the feeling he was laid up. the actress made her way to his living room and cleared her throat," maybe i should have called, but i bring gifts to maybe make this whole thing more tolerable and my pretty face?" she held up the large shopping bag," i know i said a public place, but that might not be an option so...here i am." @jacobelordisfm

[jacobelordisfm]

Over the last couple of weeks having to deal with a fractured foot wasn't ideal. He was missing out on a lot of opportunities — ones that he had signed on for a year ago, yet there he was in LA, laid up on his couch moping around because of the pain and the fact that he wasn't able to be as sociable as he wanted to be. The MET was something the male actor was actually looking forward to and see those that he was friends with dress all up, but instead? He had to skip out on that and watched from the comfort of his phone with Layla right beside him.

Jacob had gone from his bedroom to the living room, then to the back yard if the pain was tolerable. Most days though? The pain was quite unbearable or maybe he was just being a big baby. Either way, there was no one there with him for him to complain to aside from his dog. All she would do though was look up at him then walk away. Typical dog behavior.

When he heard the front door open and Layla immediately perked up and ran off the couch towards the door. That was when he heard a very familiar voice — one that he didn't anticipate hearing considering all things. Sighing to himself, he was relived that she was there. A part of him was afraid that she would disappear on him, especially if he wasn't going to meet her somewhere public; a condition she had made about seeing him again. Pushing himself to readjust his body on the couch, he sat up, but still maintained his foot elevated. As soon as he saw the female actress appear a smile tugged at the corner of his lips. "You're one of the few that I don't mind just showing up unannounced. Thank you for coming though." His words were genuine. "I would have been just fine with seeing your pretty self. No additional gifts needed."

[rbrcsnhn]

but now that i know, i won't be holding back. surprisingly every time, i've worked with some very gentlemany men. so i got lucky. i don't mind them being up high if it's for stuff i don't use. it's when you go to a tall person's house and they have all the essentials practically touching the ceiling. or if you live with a tall person with zero consideration. holiday stuff is great for those hard to reach places, or the expensive dinnerware you only get out on rare occasions. now i just have to work harder for your birthday gift. i would hope you wouldn't. unless you just mean love in general then you know that's not true.

[jacobelordisfm]

You're truly lucky working with some great people. That can be so rare these days. Welp, that just means that if I ever invite you over to my house I'll have to ensure that all essential items are brought down to a lower level. I've never lived with another human being aside from my family and even then...my family members are all very tall, so we never ran into that problem. But I can only imagine how inconsiderate my fellow tall people can be. Nah, you don't have to get me anything for my birthday! Love just doesn't seem to find me though. If it does? It's very short lived.

[scbrincxo-deactivated20260507]

sabrina: i did just finish touring and i don't have another one booked for a minute. you'll have to wait until the next album drop! which knowing me... that could be anytime.

[jacobelordisfm]

Jacob: Until the next album? Didn't we just get a new album last year? Jacob: Either way, I'll wait for it and plan accordingly once it is released.

[taylorzckharperez]

this time i get the girl and we ride off into the sunset type of thing. i would be good with it. i hearf you broke your foot, i hope not but you get a gift package if you did so i can help cheer you up.

[jacobelordisfm]

Listen, if we can get you that kind of ending? Then I'm sure the fans will be happy and they'd easily watch the film. Maybe we should pitch this idea to Netflix. Oh no no, no broken foot. It was just a mere fracture, but it's been hell. Thank you though! It's greatly appreciated.

[xdilaurentisx]

I keep reading all these things about the new season of Euphoria, especially about your character. Seeing the headlines like "I wish Nate Jacobs was in Euphoria season 3" and all that. I actually really liked the latest episode and think that council scene is one of your best yet. You gave it your all. I don't care if it's not the charismatic and slightly dangerous version of Nate anymore. Every person changes, it's like that in real life so why wouldn't it be possible in a show? I think it's great and I can't wait to see how it all ends for the guy. @jacobelordisfm

[jacobelordisfm]

Oh man, thank you so much. A lot of the fans have been quite disappointed with the fact that Nate isn't as chaotic as he was in the past two season. Yes, exactly! He's grown up and he's now a working adult who's made some questionable moves, but nonetheless, he's trying his best. I'm hoping that the fans enjoy where he ends up by the end of the season, but we'll see! How have you been doing, by the way?

[pinkfanged]

CATHERINE EARNSHAW & HEATHCLIFF — "Wuthering Heights" 2026 dir. Emerald Fennell

[demiiesalexa]

just two lost souls? so poetic! i know you have, and i think that you should be able to. she usually is, we love that about her. i know what could happen between us...and i know what i'd lose. maybe somewhere public? that might be best.

[jacobelordisfm]

Just two lost souls, mhm. I have to give credit to all the books and poems that I read on a daily for causing me to be so creative with how I talk. For sure, she's one of the kindest people I've managed to work with so far. Okay, but you could also gain something. Somewhere public? Sure, just tell me where and when.

[taylorzckharperez]

you could be right but it was a lot of fun for me so i wouldn't mind doing it. i'm glad it wasn't about me or anyone just an overdone concept.

[jacobelordisfm]

I mean, your character's story could go on. But I think Noah's is pretty much done with. We got to see him after the fact and all. Oh, for sure. I adored everyone that I worked with on that film.

[rbrcsnhn]

i figured, but you never know these days. i would hate to think i actually pissed somebody off. how would i know? i don't actually know a lot about you, although i'm definitely learning. whenever i have tall co-stars i'm usually forcing them to come down to my level. or i get given the apple box to stand on. it doesn't help that unfortunately i am one of those women who likes to pretend i'm independent and i can do everything myself. i'm a firm believer in more storage the better. but it's just trying to find something that you want to keep but never use. otherwise it's constantly up and down on the countertops. awe you're so kind, i'll be looking forward to my new grabber. i think it would be different if you were the one to make the first move. but even then i'd be cautious, you never know what somebody's true intentions are.

[jacobelordisfm]

You're not wrong. You quite literally don't know with certain people, especially if you're not close to them. I'm always treading cautiously. Forcing taller co-stars to come down to your level? Interesting....how many times do they actually do it? There's nothing wrong with being an independent woman. So, you're okay with the shelves being way up high despite not being able to reach them? Hmm, okay. The only thing I could think of storing on such a high shelve is like holiday stuff. What can I say, I can be a nice guy. Not always though. You can rest assured, I don't see this kind of love finding me.

[zendayafms]

I appreciate that, I liked getting to play the different sides of things. I'm always going to be someone who says take the jobs that push you out of your comfort zone. How're you going to know what you're capable of if you don't do the things that make you a little uncomfortable. See that worries me, that they're worried he's not batshit crazy. They have a whole thing for you and - domineering, between Wuthering Heights and Nate... your fans may need help. The amount of people who say they'd let Nate from season one do anything to them, I have questions. Questions that I don't want answers to, but questions all the same.

[jacobelordisfm]

Yeah, of course. I'm honestly just speaking the truth here. That's one thing that you and I both have in common. If we're not pushing our own boundaries then what's even the point, right? That's what my mum use to tell me growing up. It's something I'm carried with me all through my life, and grateful for that bit of advice. My fans may need help? Well perhaps, but hey, I'm grateful fro their odd support. Them wanting season one Nate...I don't know. I mean, they just want a bit of manhandling...maybe.

[rbrcsnhn]

well now i feel bad. this is a free country, you can talk whenever you feel like it. as long as its nothing mean or hateful. like i said, everyone is short to you. i bet you really get a stiff neck from having to constantly look down on everyone. sometimes finding a tall person isn't an option, so we have to get resourceful. i've given up putting things i need onto top shelves. that space is reserved for stuff i use rarely. it's just quicker to push it off with something and catch it. but maybe i should invest in a grabber. i'm joking, i wouldn't ever take pride in your darkest moments. i guess there can be exceptions to the rule, as long as they don't make it weird. i think its very easy to suddenly find yourself in a power imbalance when it's a fan.

[jacobelordisfm]

Nahh, don't even stress about it. I was just fucking with you. I don't think I'm capable of staying quiet, even if I promise that I will be. Oh c'mon, I'd never say anything mean or hateful. I do occasionally get stiff necks. I'm forever grateful for my chiropractor. No, I get it and not everyone is over 6ft. Honestly, I don't even know why top shelves are even a think when half the world is average height. I'll get you a grabber for your birthday. Problem solved. Are you sure about that? Hm. I say that now, but if the opportunity were to arise? I'd have to think about it. There would have to be a very strong connection...love at first sight if you will.

[demiiesalexa]

i felt so bad for her and you! you should be able to use your height as an excuse for something. i'm sure she was understanding! you can if you think that it's possible? so...what do we do to stop missing each other?

[jacobelordisfm]

We were just two lost souls trying to get through the carpet, honestly. I've used it on several occasions, not going to lie. She was understanding, thankfully. Are you afraid of what could be between us? Why did you pull away? That all depends on you. We could see each other.

[rbrcsnhn]

that as well. it's just best not to ask a lady anything. it is not short! not that short anyway. but most people are tiny when it comes to you, so your opinion doesn't count. no, i adapt and find a way to reach it myself. haven't you ever climbed up on a counter just to reach the top shelf? you'd be surprised what you can use to knock something down. i hope for your sake it doesn't happen again, but for my amusement i hope it does. you need to wear a sign that says 'no climbing zone.' would you actually date a fan though? i feel like it could a little weird, you wouldn't know if they actually like you or just your fame.

[jacobelordisfm]

Got it got it — from now on? I'll keep my mouth closed and only speak when spoken to. I mean, it's not short for you, but for me? I really have to look down. Invalid opinion? I guess. Hey, I give you props for finding a way to reach the things that you need. The last time I've climbed on a counter was when I was like ten. There's also those grabbers that you can use too. Do you have one of those? Well damn, isn't that rude! I'll just get it tattooed on my forehead. Maybe? It really depends. It's gotta be love at first sight or something. Though, you're right about that. I guess it'd be a gamble for love.

[demiiesalexa]

we can! i was happy to have a chance to get all glam, but we didn't want to be there. i even saw how you didn't realize maude was in front of you right away. i wasn't even sure how to start the conversation? i still don't know how to....but i do miss you.

[jacobelordisfm]

Oh my god, I know. It might have also had a lot to do with the fact that I'm so tall and she wasn't in my line of view right away. I had to apologize endlessly to her. Well, do you want me to start it? I've been mising you too.

[rbrcsnhn]

jacob. you should never ask a lady for her height .. but i'm 5ft3. i have a friend who is only 5ft so sometimes i know what it feels like to be tall. oh yeah, my whole lower lips would have just been hanging so far out. you should feel guilty. sorry, i'm not laughing because of your experience, i'm just laughing at the thought of you stood still really awkward and not knowing what to do as she did this. i wouldn't talk to her either. it's bad enough when you're talking to someone and they immediately bring up how much of a fan they are. a total turn off.

[jacobelordisfm]

Here I thought the only thing I should ask a lady is her age. Oh...well, that is kind short. At least you're 5ft. Are you constantly asking people for assistance to reach certain things? Whew, I'm glad I dogged that bullet. Laugh all you want, honestly. It was an awkward experience I hope never gets repeated. Now I know just to hold my hand out to stop anyone. I don't mind when people tell me that they're a big fan. But if they bring up how freakishly tall I am? Turn off.

[demiiesalexa]

yes, about what we are doing in the show! you're right, the moment that we got the script? it became real for all of us. a good idea...for me. so why didn't you try to do something about it?

[jacobelordisfm]

Ohh, gotcha okay. Can we talk about how we all were so over it at the premiere too? Because a part of me didn't want to be there at all. Right right, for you. I wish you would have talked to me about it first. I mean, when you stopped answering my calls? I got the hint.