RACHEL BROSNAHAN ( she/her, cis woman ) is a THIRTY FIVE year old ACTRESS. while she was born in MILWAUKEE, WI, rachel now resides in MANHATTAN, NY. rachel is secretly married to DAVID CORENSWET and identifies as BISEXUAL.
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PLATONIC CONNECTIONSΒ (Β Β positiveΒ ).
best friends : taylor swift, vanessa kirby
close friends
ride or dieΒ
childhood friends
neighbor
blind date turned good friend
online friend
drinking buddies
partners in crime
co-workers
found family
sibling like friends
PLATONIC CONNECTIONSΒ (Β Β negativeΒ ).
ex-friends
enemies
neighbor enemies
friends turned lovers turned exes to friends on bad terms
frenemies
love / hateΒ
dislike for one another
competitive
co-worker
ROMANTIC CONNECTIONSΒ (Β Β positiveΒ ).
endgame : david corenswet
exes on good terms
blind date
tinder date
friends with benefitsΒ
friends turned lovers
crush
high school sweethearts
falling in love
positive slow burn
best friends to lovers
ex-spouse
ROMANTIC CONNECTIONSΒ (Β Β negativeΒ ).
exes on bad terms
blind date gone wrong
cheating lovers
friends with benefits with hidden feelings
enemies to lovers
unrequited crushΒ
skinny love
high school sweethearts that ended poorly
negative slow burn
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i can only promise to withhold judgement for a brief amount of time. yes! i remember, you were very excited about all that. babes...i'm going to need a second here. so you went to vegas, had some drinks, i'm assuming? please, please tell me that cliche of being married by an elvis was what happened? have you two talked? i hope so! i wasn't sure if i should have him on the set or not, my sister will be nearby either way.
only a brief amount of time? i fear i'm going to need more than that. i was .. at the beginning of the trip. yes. many, many drinks. probably too many actually. i don't know why but at the time i didn't think it was real. i thought it would be funny to pretend to get married. not really. i've been avoiding him and he has tried to talk to me but it really didn't go well. i just don't know how to act around him until we finally get the marriage annulled. you can always have him on set for a little bit, at least then you get to have baby cuddles in between takes.
The amount of jitters I would be in after my third cup there's no way I could concentrate on filming - not that I'm a good actress in the slightest, so I have no right being on a film set. Only sets I belong on are music videos - if I get a little spazzy it's okay. I can handle moody, do you know the amount of musicians I've dealt with that made moody their whole personality? I'm practically a professional at it. Cats are great at making it impossible to do anything, or if they aren't they just want to be left alone and you practically are always invading their space. Even if that's not their space. True, I could walk around naked but the amount of people that have attempted to break into my house? Mean the one guy got in and laid in my bed - needless to say that bed no longer is in my house. Plus the amount of security that comes in and out, as much as I am sure they would respect things, I rather not. Maybe someday! Shredded chicken, refried beans, extra rice, extra salsa, extra roasted corn, with extra sides of salsa and queso for chips. Will I order extra to have some for dinner too, yes, I will.
i'm definitely jittery, but it's worth it to get through long days. it's either this or i'm falling asleep standing up. aren't music videos essentially just the same? you're still acting and if anything it's probably more difficult with the music. or lack there of. you have a point there, maybe i need to make use of it and write some career changing songs. now is my chance. wasn't it adele who said she can't write good songs when she's happy? whenever i visit friends with cats, the second they lay on my lap i know i'm there for the foreseeable future. i don't know why there's so much guilt around disturbing a cat that's gotten comfortable on you. i swear they do look at your disgusted before jumping off. i still can't believe in got that far. i truly don't understand what goes through their head, you can't be mentally sane. i would have moved, that's too scary. you never quite know if one security guard would take a chance to sell a photo or story. you have to order extra, otherwise you're not doing it right. but that sounds amazing, now i feel like i want a burrito. but i'm supposed to be watching what i eat.
You're truly lucky working with some great people. That can be so rare these days. Welp, that just means that if I ever invite you over to my house I'll have to ensure that all essential items are brought down to a lower level. I've never lived with another human being aside from my family and even then...my family members are all very tall, so we never ran into that problem. But I can only imagine how inconsiderate my fellow tall people can be. Nah, you don't have to get me anything for my birthday! Love just doesn't seem to find me though. If it does? It's very short lived.
i'm sure it's something most actors say, but i am very fortunate to work with some of the best people. as i'm sure you could say the same about your co-stars. or it just means that you have to be the perfect host and get everything for me. as i'm sure you wouldn't want me using your kitchen as a climbing frame. i think i would have been surprised if your family were a lot shorter than you. my ex wasn't typically tall for a man, so when we lived together it worked. but that's the whole point of a birthday, people get you gifts. you can't get me something and not expect me to do the same. that just means that you haven't found the right person yet. not to sound like somebody grandmother, but you are still young. it's not like you're eighty and still trying to find love.
why didn't we just start with the truth? it feels a bit rude to call superman himself a mistake. good! i was hoping that they wouldn't, i'd never recover. that thought almost terrifies me! odd? i'm going to be relying on my sister when i'm filming. this was not what i had in mind when i found out i was pregnant.
okay if i tell you, you have to promise not to judge me. but remember that weekend away in vegas i had with the cast of superman? well i had a lot of fun, apparently too much fun because i got married to david in one of those seedy chapels. and now things are just really awkward on set. you'll get settled into the mom/work life easily. are you having him on set with your sister?
interesting feels like it's another word for bad. am i right? i will happily do so! as long as you make sure it's all good with everyone. last thing i need is to get tackled by security. i am getting all the cuddles in with him right now since i'm gearing up for more work.
it definitely is another word for bad. very bad. i made a big mistake and now i'm having to work with said mistake for the next few months. don't worry i got you, they won't tackle you i promise. you're gonna be a hot working momma. but how are you feeling about it?
darling, how's the set? i haven't heard a single peep from you and i know it's started. if you need me to come to save you, i can. i can show up with alexander in tow and create such a distraction. plus sue storm crashing the set of a dc film? can you imagine? @rbrcsnhn
set is .. interesting. i'm sorry it's just been crazy over here, i haven't had time to breath. please come and save me, like right now. if you showed up without my nephew i would be pissed, i need baby cuddles. i'll happily take the distraction, please.
You're not wrong. You quite literally don't know with certain people, especially if you're not close to them. I'm always treading cautiously. Forcing taller co-stars to come down to your level? Interesting....how many times do they actually do it? There's nothing wrong with being an independent woman. So, you're okay with the shelves being way up high despite not being able to reach them? Hmm, okay. The only thing I could think of storing on such a high shelve is like holiday stuff. What can I say, I can be a nice guy. Not always though. You can rest assured, I don't see this kind of love finding me.
but now that i know, i won't be holding back. surprisingly every time, i've worked with some very gentlemany men. so i got lucky. i don't mind them being up high if it's for stuff i don't use. it's when you go to a tall person's house and they have all the essentials practically touching the ceiling. or if you live with a tall person with zero consideration. holiday stuff is great for those hard to reach places, or the expensive dinnerware you only get out on rare occasions. now i just have to work harder for your birthday gift. i would hope you wouldn't. unless you just mean love in general then you know that's not true.
you figured that we were on the same wave length? we hadn't even talked about it? rachel....you really want to call me stubborn? i feel like you are just saying whatever you think will make me stop talking. if you really thought what you were doing was right, you wouldn't be agreeing.
at the time i thought we were, you weren't exactly going out of your way to talk to me either. will you get off my ass about this, why are you acting like i can't change my mind or i can't make mistakes. if you're just going to question everything i say then we're done talking. because right now i feel like i can't do or say anything right.
Nahh, don't even stress about it. I was just fucking with you. I don't think I'm capable of staying quiet, even if I promise that I will be. Oh c'mon, I'd never say anything mean or hateful. I do occasionally get stiff necks. I'm forever grateful for my chiropractor. No, I get it and not everyone is over 6ft. Honestly, I don't even know why top shelves are even a think when half the world is average height. I'll get you a grabber for your birthday. Problem solved. Are you sure about that? Hm. I say that now, but if the opportunity were to arise? I'd have to think about it. There would have to be a very strong connection...love at first sight if you will.
i figured, but you never know these days. i would hate to think i actually pissed somebody off. how would i know? i don't actually know a lot about you, although i'm definitely learning. whenever i have tall co-stars i'm usually forcing them to come down to my level. or i get given the apple box to stand on. it doesn't help that unfortunately i am one of those women who likes to pretend i'm independent and i can do everything myself. i'm a firm believer in more storage the better. but it's just trying to find something that you want to keep but never use. otherwise it's constantly up and down on the countertops. awe you're so kind, i'll be looking forward to my new grabber. i think it would be different if you were the one to make the first move. but even then i'd be cautious, you never know what somebody's true intentions are.
Got it got it β from now on? I'll keep my mouth closed and only speak when spoken to. I mean, it's not short for you, but for me? I really have to look down. Invalid opinion? I guess. Hey, I give you props for finding a way to reach the things that you need. The last time I've climbed on a counter was when I was like ten. There's also those grabbers that you can use too. Do you have one of those? Well damn, isn't that rude! I'll just get it tattooed on my forehead. Maybe? It really depends. It's gotta be love at first sight or something. Though, you're right about that. I guess it'd be a gamble for love.
well now i feel bad. this is a free country, you can talk whenever you feel like it. as long as its nothing mean or hateful. like i said, everyone is short to you. i bet you really get a stiff neck from having to constantly look down on everyone. sometimes finding a tall person isn't an option, so we have to get resourceful. i've given up putting things i need onto top shelves. that space is reserved for stuff i use rarely. it's just quicker to push it off with something and catch it. but maybe i should invest in a grabber. i'm joking, i wouldn't ever take pride in your darkest moments. i guess there can be exceptions to the rule, as long as they don't make it weird. i think its very easy to suddenly find yourself in a power imbalance when it's a fan.
you really could have fooled me. is there a reason that you didn't choose to share that with me? i get that things are weird and complicated. it's what i wanted, when i thought you were going to do that, but i know you aren't. you can say that you will all you want, but if i have to go off of how you're acting? i don't believe it.
i thought it was an obvious choice, i thought we were on the same wave length with this. but i guess not. jesus, david. you're being so stubborn. you wanted to talk, so we're talking. you wanted me not to avoid you, so i agreed to not avoid you. but now you don't believe me? i'm trying here but it's not enough?
Here I thought the only thing I should ask a lady is her age. Oh...well, that is kind short. At least you're 5ft. Are you constantly asking people for assistance to reach certain things? Whew, I'm glad I dogged that bullet. Laugh all you want, honestly. It was an awkward experience I hope never gets repeated. Now I know just to hold my hand out to stop anyone. I don't mind when people tell me that they're a big fan. But if they bring up how freakishly tall I am? Turn off.
that as well. it's just best not to ask a lady anything. it is not short! not that short anyway. but most people are tiny when it comes to you, so your opinion doesn't count. no, i adapt and find a way to reach it myself. haven't you ever climbed up on a counter just to reach the top shelf? you'd be surprised what you can use to knock something down. i hope for your sake it doesn't happen again, but for my amusement i hope it does. you need to wear a sign that says 'no climbing zone.' would you actually date a fan though? i feel like it could a little weird, you wouldn't know if they actually like you or just your fame.
i don't know what i want you to say? this is the most that we've spoken in weeks. i just wanted to try to clear the air. instead it feels like all i've done is somehow made things worse? all i'm trying to do is make it better. i get that, i know that it's this huge thing that is hanging over our heads. i just thought that we'd manage it all together. gee, thanks.
you're not making things worse. i guess i just thought that maybe pretending like it never happened and keeping out of your way was the best way to handle it. can we just put it all behind us and try to go back to how we were? what? is that not what you literally wanted? me not avoiding you?
not sure that's believable. i guess that we agreed to that, but things don't feel right. i can't go onto the set, act like everything is good and then have you icing me out. you think people won't notice that? considering how close we got filming the first one? did you just...really compare that to those things? the alcohol had something to do with it, i'm aware.
what more do you want me to say? i'm sorry, i really don't want to be avoiding you. i'm not doing this to be a bitch. but every time i'm around you, it's just like a cloud hanging over us, it's one big massive elephant in the room. i don't know, david. i'm just trying to rationalise this. but you're right, if we're going to make sure people don't suspect anything i'll stop avoiding you.
Of course, you're very welcome. How short are you though? But I get what you're saying. It's only fair to pick on them if they do it to you. Would have been pouty? That would have made me feel so guilty. While I was standing, and that was why it was so weird. Oh, trust me! It did come to a halt. Needless to say, I don't talk to her anymore.
jacob. you should never ask a lady for her height .. but i'm 5ft3. i have a friend who is only 5ft so sometimes i know what it feels like to be tall. oh yeah, my whole lower lips would have just been hanging so far out. you should feel guilty. sorry, i'm not laughing because of your experience, i'm just laughing at the thought of you stood still really awkward and not knowing what to do as she did this. i wouldn't talk to her either. it's bad enough when you're talking to someone and they immediately bring up how much of a fan they are. a total turn off.