Eloise

[tabloidheat101]

[ephemeralpassion]

I can’t stop watching this. Who is this man and why is he not in my bed?😍😍😍

[khloek]

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[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

this is literally me and my sister

[thatwetshirt]

[shubbabang]

i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

[randomingoftherandomness]

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

[jacobftshawn]

Let's be honest everyone wants a relationship like ezria

[12yearsaking-deactivated2015081]

Reblog this is you're here to uplift ALL Black women

Dark skinned, queer, trans, disabled, shy, goofy, tatted, no booty, 4c hair, fat, skinny, depressed, quiet, loud, carefree, tomboy, girly, lesbian, asexual, anxious, geeky, tall, short, goth, metalhead, and every other Black girl that isn’t represented enough. I need to follow more blogs. 

[quincyfromthetribe]

Everyday, till I stop breathing

[slightlycoolgrey-deactivated201]

yes my babies

[kimreesesdaughter]

All day, everyday.

[froscan]

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

[deathbymorning]

did you get an A

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[abseunt-deactivated20160913]

[ariannaisthehoran]

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

this post fucked me up

Bruh.

[wavefinderxv-deactivated2020021]

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

[snowwhties]

[faeries-everywhere]

when is it going to be the other way round

[maggins]

does this count?

[sixpenceee]

First Human X-ray 1896. The woman, Marie Curie, who took part in this experiment had so many X-rays taken that she developed a form of blood cancer and died.

[dragon-memes]

Took part? TOOK PART????? SHE FUCKIN INVENTED THAT SHIT WITH HER BAE (that’s pierre curie)! Please don’t erase her enormous contributions and sacrifices to science by reducing her to some fuckin test subject k thanks. 

[the-new-luna-deactivated2021091]

^^^

[kirstenmcduffie]

only true 1770s kids will get this lol

reblog if ur a 1770s kid

[littledonkeyburrito]

you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days

who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days

[pokabu]

what if websites had closing hours

[ivypaw-deactivated20150504]

[tylxo]

I’m honestly the nicest girl but people love to bring out the bitch in me.