7 animals, 12 legs, 4 eyelids, and a lot of sass

I take a lot of stupid pics of my asshats and talk about them even more. There's Pippin, the female Mojave HGW ball python. Gidjit, a male Pine Island Leachie. Solaire, a female Pueblan milk snake/ Honduran milk snake/ Thayer's king snake hybrid, Sunny, a female leopard gecko, Pinto Bean, a female Western Hognose, Cicero, a female hypo BCI, and Rodan, a male Northern Blue Tongue Skink.

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gidjit not only picks fights with me, he has also started trying to fight my new dog. luckily, he’s in a glass tank and the dog is 25lbs and can be removed from the room rather easily.

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She get that good calcium

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Bean wasn't pleased her walk was interrupted by picture time

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There she is; the world's most perfect moron.

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She is beauty, she is grace

She will sniff your whole dang face

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Coworkers: aren't you afraid she's just going to take off when you let her outside?

Me, who watched my brainless tube sock filled with mischief and blubber slither 10 whole feet in 20 minutes: no, not really.

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There she is; the world's most perfect moron.

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Went into the reptile room the get this doofus:

And accidentally end up offending this one:

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Pippin has just shed and is all ready to get stuck under a door the second I look away

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Fun Time Box - no mammals allowed

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This is how I know Bean is hungry.

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Elliptical is better as Pippin Jungle Gym, so sayeth Pippin

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i need to go to sleep, which means I need to turn off the TV ive had on as background noise all afternoon

but i feel bad cause Sunny has been watching it ever since she woke up lol

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Me: I wanna go home and write and edit, but I should socialize and go to the after work cookout. It'll be kind of awkward but whatever...

*ends the night with two coworkers vehemently and loudly agreeing that the only good snake is a dead one while someone's wife happily details how her grandpa used to maliciously run over gardner snakes with a lawn mower*

Me: should've just stayed home and WROTE

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New hobby unlocked: touching all of my shoes

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Sunny came out this morning to say...heddo.

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Walk into the reptile room to see Sunny like this:

Observing the outside world when she should be in bed. She keeps closing her eyes like she's going to fall asleep like that, surveying her kingdom and just covered in calcium.

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Papa suffered in a binder under the humid sun for an hour at an outside festival but little boys get the fruit of my labor