your friendly local home-grown bisexual @kenyauslander - Tumblr Blog

a little (re)introduction

hey everyone! if you’re new here; let me introduce myself. i’m kenya, your friendly local home-grown bisexual (she/they). I am 18+. read more in my https://kenyauslander.tumblr.com/aboutme page. stay frosty.

dogtoks

latchofficial

coldpapernightmare

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

serenagold

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

celceta

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

prinxe-with-no-crown

happy pride month

bippus

hungwy

A pizza might save you. A burger might save you. We're not sure any more. We haven't known for a long time

uncertainlys

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

cuunos

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

eroscestlavie

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)

phrear2

sad feeling to try to mutualbait when the mutual you wanted to bait already finished their tumblr shift for the day

vidibit

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨