Jade

🥄❄️🖤

[sweatermuppet]

very skilled at having a headache

[anxietyproblem]

[beardedmrbean]

[catchymemes]

[probable-autist]

[not-withoutyou]

battle couples has gotta be one of my favorite tropes though. The “you got me?” “Yeah, I got you.” The kiss for good luck. Fighting alongside each other for so long they know every strength and weakness. The dichotomy of being fucking terrifying to their enemies, but so soft with each other. When one is in danger and the other goes feral, protects them at any cost. When everything is over and done, it’s all “let me see where you’re hurt,” and washing off the dirt and blood.

[valtsv]

me trying not to make impulse purchases when i’m sad

[theeggoman]

Our girlfriend looks so pretty from outer space

[shesanonymousfornow]

I love non-sexual intimacy.

Like let me sit your lap with your hands on my waist while I talk your ear off about something stupid that I just feel like telling you about. Let me play with your hands. Let me run my nails along your muscles to relax you. Lay your head in my lap while I scratch your head so you can fall asleep. Let’s cuddle while we watch tv at night in a dim lounge room with only the soft light of a lamp. Let me brush your hair and play with it. Let me literally just exist in your space.

[radicalgraff]

"Fuck ICE"

Seen in Los Angeles, USA

[batsdotjpg]

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

[nicodemite]

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[tarotdaddy3-deactivated20230913]

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

[kosmogrl]

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Kudos to this post, I think of you every time I do my fucking laundry

[bitchesgetriches]

How the Hell Does One Laundry? Asking for a Friend.