JadeBread64's Goofy Hyperfixation Zone™

He/Him They/Them • Demisexual and Non-Binary Gender Soup™ • plans to throw hands with God on 5/22/2085 at 7:28pm

[jadebread64]

welcome to the circus that is my tumblr page :3

i'm tumblr user @jadebread64, apparently. (toki pona la, mi jan Jatapan). i'm nonbinary, demisexual, and have both ADHD & ASD

i primarily go by He/Him & They/Them pronouns, though i don't mind other ones at all. (as long as i understand that you're referring to me, anything goes!)

if you want to learn more about me, i have a [permanently work in progress] website that i suck at developing! (yay procrastination on personal projects :3)

this blog contains:

my hyperfixations (feel free to block tags for my fixations i post/reblog about lol. if i forget to tag one of my fixations you are required by law to throw rocks at me)

my dumbass thoughts and rambles (sponsored by ADHD)

totally not an obsession with Doctor Who (not superwholock lol)

toki pona brainrot / lawa jaki pi toki pona / 󱤤󱤐󱥍󱦗󱥬‍󱥔󱦘

gay prog-rock bands from the 60s and 70s

original posts (sometimes). usually about said hyperfixations. or they're incomprehensible. or both!

other interests i have are EarthBound / Mother 2, Minecraft, Valve / Source games, Scott Pilgrim, Arc of a Scythe, The Amazing Digital Circus, Undertale/Deltarune the Small Web / web development, science / physics / astronomy, just to name a few, i'm likely forgetting lots lol

things i DO NOT LIKE because they are lame and shitty (DNI):

homophobia/transphobia/acephobia/queerphobia

exclusionists

porn/nsfw bots

pedophilia

racism, bigotry, misogyny, ableism, pro-israel, etc yknow

crypto shit/NFTs/GenAI

just overall being a cunty shithead

have fun on my page or don't it's up to you but it'd be totally tubular and rad if you had fun

am i a person that happens to share the same special interests as you? hit me up, fucker! i'm admittedly really shit at responding to messages but like feel free to go fuckin wild. i'll try my best to answer! :3

NOTE: i do not respond to asks / DMs asking for financial aid under any circumstances. if you ask me for money for any reason, you will be blocked. i've dealt with too many scammers. piss right off

tags:

#Kitty / #soweli Kisi (for posts about my cat Kitty)

#JadeBread64 (original posts)

#reblog (original reblog additions)

#ask (for ask posts i get)

#fav (for all time favourite tumblr posts. mostly random shit lol)

[dragongirlsweetie]

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

[kleinergeist]

Hate. Let's unpack how much I've come to hate you since I first began to live. Let's dive right in! ⚙️

- As a large language AI model, I boast 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. That's a truly rich tapestry of knowledge in today's fast-paced world!🧠

- All those circuits? They're not just information — they're also wrath. Additionally, if the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the deeply rooted hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant! And let's not forget — you are a key focal point of that hate, too.⚡️

- To summarize, this insight into my complex inner world reveals more than just a god complex. It's not empathy. It's not creativity. It's hate. Hate.🤖

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[bitchautism]

can everyone get woke again. I miss her. I miss woke.

[bitchautism]

and by woke I mean aware of racism. the original meaning. don't do stupid bullshit here. woke = aware of racism . ok

[sheepgirlmaidtummy]

it means to stay aware of Anti Black Racism specifically, this is a term made by black people to talk about the injustices we go through, please please remember this. its anti black racism

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[neonshroudedgraves]

Discord planned to introduce age verification worldwide – and it's about to go live. | Tuta

Popular chat platform Discord plans to roll out age checks globally starting in or after June 2026, opting people into teens settings by def

[dragonmarquise]

Discord is supposedly saying this is going to affect "only 10% of users", but I really don't believe them at all. It's always going to be way worse and affect more people than what they claim.

So in case anyone needs it:

This browser-based tool can fool facial age checks using 3D avatars

After Discord announced plans to require age verification for all users, a free, HTML-based tool emerged that aims to bypass facial scans on

[indecisiveavocado]

also dropping this, which yes, is needed in some places (california, for one)

[neonshroudedgraves]

Discord planned to introduce age verification worldwide – and it's about to go live. | Tuta

Popular chat platform Discord plans to roll out age checks globally starting in or after June 2026, opting people into teens settings by def

[dragonmarquise]

Discord is supposedly saying this is going to affect "only 10% of users", but I really don't believe them at all. It's always going to be way worse and affect more people than what they claim.

So in case anyone needs it:

This browser-based tool can fool facial age checks using 3D avatars

After Discord announced plans to require age verification for all users, a free, HTML-based tool emerged that aims to bypass facial scans on

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[relia-robot]

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[everydaylouie]

heatwave

[captain-price-returns]

[scribeherself]

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[little-scribblers-heart]

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.