JadeBread64's Goofy Hyperfixation Zone™

He/Him They/Them • Demisexual and Non-Binary Gender Soup™ • plans to throw hands with God on 5/22/2085 at 7:28pm

[jadebread64]

welcome to the circus that is my tumblr page :3

i'm tumblr user @jadebread64, apparently. (toki pona la, mi jan Jatapan). i'm nonbinary, demisexual, and have both ADHD & ASD

i primarily go by He/Him & They/Them pronouns, though i don't mind other ones at all. (as long as i understand that you're referring to me, anything goes!)

if you want to learn more about me, i have a [permanently work in progress] website that i suck at developing! (yay procrastination on personal projects :3)

this blog contains:

my hyperfixations (feel free to block tags for my fixations i post/reblog about lol. if i forget to tag one of my fixations you are required by law to throw rocks at me)

my dumbass thoughts and rambles (sponsored by ADHD)

totally not an obsession with Doctor Who (not superwholock lol)

toki pona brainrot / lawa jaki pi toki pona / 󱤤󱤐󱥍󱦗󱥬‍󱥔󱦘

gay prog-rock bands from the 60s and 70s

original posts (sometimes). usually about said hyperfixations. or they're incomprehensible. or both!

other interests i have are EarthBound / Mother 2, Minecraft, Valve / Source games, Scott Pilgrim, Arc of a Scythe, The Amazing Digital Circus, Undertale/Deltarune the Small Web / web development, science / physics / astronomy, just to name a few, i'm likely forgetting lots lol

things i DO NOT LIKE because they are lame and shitty (DNI):

homophobia/transphobia/acephobia/queerphobia

exclusionists

porn/nsfw bots

pedophilia

racism, bigotry, misogyny, ableism, pro-israel, etc yknow

crypto shit/NFTs/GenAI

just overall being a cunty shithead

have fun on my page or don't it's up to you but it'd be totally tubular and rad if you had fun

am i a person that happens to share the same special interests as you? hit me up, fucker! i'm admittedly really shit at responding to messages but like feel free to go fuckin wild. i'll try my best to answer! :3

NOTE: i do not respond to asks / DMs asking for financial aid under any circumstances. if you ask me for money for any reason, you will be blocked. i've dealt with too many scammers. piss right off

tags:

#Kitty / #soweli Kisi (for posts about my cat Kitty)

#JadeBread64 (original posts)

#reblog (original reblog additions)

#ask (for ask posts i get)

#fav (for all time favourite tumblr posts. mostly random shit lol)

[bimmyjimmy]

It is the Bimmy Birthday!!

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[angelshake]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

[notarobot1006]

[jetlaggingbehind]

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

[nohoperadio]

Vinyl records are circular because it's an efficient use of space: the grooves that encode the music are laid out in a spiral on the disc, so that the needle only has to move as far as the disc's radius to read the entire thing. Before this clever idea was thought of, the grooves were instead laid out in a straight line, and every LP was a narrow rectangle more than a thousand feet long. To flip an album to side b at least two people were needed, one at each end, coordinating via shouted instructions.

[blujayonthewing]

[bees-buzzy-blog]

WELCOME TO STOAT SATURDAY

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Mind wunktrol

[64mpg]

everyone has parasites and nobody can afford a house

[64mpg]

we used to own items

[mediasideblog]

[pyunyrage]

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[ejacutastic]

usb-c is like a cloaca for computers

[ejacutastic]

it does charging, data, audio, display... it's the all in one hole

[redstonedust]

if i was president of the internet i would require all binary people to write a 3 page gender studies essay before i can issue their license to call that nonbinary character a lesbian or refer to their ships as yuri. you gotta prove youre not just shoving them into the girl-lite box, chief. you gotta earn it. thems the rules.

[girlnephew]

[unalivejournal]

Nobody knows if writing a story is possible

[oliviawebsite]

taking the fat clit express!!!!!