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@jadedhorizons
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@greensungnostic
Hello There!
I Spy A Kindred Spirit In Hue If Not Species
I Am Kanaya But Who Might You Be
ohhh youre not doing the uhhh, actual hauling of stuff, thats good! c: sorry that you have so much paperwork to do though, i never like having to do documentation for stuff unless its for like... neat science things im doing... :x
Oh Its Really Not That Bad Im Just Prone To Grousing
Neat Science Things Though That Sounds Interesting
We Dont Have Much R&D Down Here Given The Whole Yknow Giant Bug Surrogacy Thing Not Really Needing Much Technology To Manage
But What Sorts Of Science Might I Ask
the fuck? hi kn i guess. what brings sets y0u in dire enough straits t0 come here?
Oh Right Those
No I Dont Count Myself Among The Ranks Of The Dubiously Living And Honestly Im Still Not Quite Credulous About The Knowledge That Versions Of Me *Do*
Not That I Don’t Believe Its Just Such A Strange Thing To Imagine Even Sweeps After First Hearing About It
Regardless You Dont Need To Fear Being Turned Into One Of Those Novelty Nectar Pouches That Come With The Useless Liquid Pipe You Stab Into Them But Only Really Stab Yourself With Accidentally
a fully living kanaya? kind 0f a novelty t0 me by now. i guess the differences were never very stark, but then again i can gl0w to0 so it’s just n0t that special to me.
never been fed 0n before anyways, wasn’t w0rried. something ab0ut captor… well everything really. just isn’t that appealing. remind me t0 never let you aim anything th0ugh if you make a habit 0f self impalement.
You Can Glow Now Im Absolutely Jealous I Cant Imagine How Convenient Not Having To Lean Over And Flip A Lightswitch Every Now And Then Is Think Of The Time I Could Save Anyway Im Not Sure What Youre Afraid Of - How Can I Accidentally Shoot You If Im Busy Waging War On Myself?
i d0n’t know if it w0uld be wise to kick my psi0nics into gear just f0r reading light. besides red and blue aren’t exactly the best col0rs to see by.
and it was m0reso a crack ab0ut having terrible aim vis a vis you impaling y0urself with juice straws. always remember to firmly grasp it kanaya.
Oh You Meant Psionic Glow I Interpreted Something Else From That Oops
Ill Have You Know Its Not Just Any Juice Just That Awful Kind That Comes In Bags And Says Silly Things Like Tyrantastic And Murderlicious In The Flavor Names
the fuck? hi kn i guess. what brings sets y0u in dire enough straits t0 come here?
Oh Right Those
No I Dont Count Myself Among The Ranks Of The Dubiously Living And Honestly Im Still Not Quite Credulous About The Knowledge That Versions Of Me *Do*
Not That I Don’t Believe Its Just Such A Strange Thing To Imagine Even Sweeps After First Hearing About It
Regardless You Dont Need To Fear Being Turned Into One Of Those Novelty Nectar Pouches That Come With The Useless Liquid Pipe You Stab Into Them But Only Really Stab Yourself With Accidentally
a fully living kanaya? kind 0f a novelty t0 me by now. i guess the differences were never very stark, but then again i can gl0w to0 so it’s just n0t that special to me.
never been fed 0n before anyways, wasn’t w0rried. something ab0ut captor… well everything really. just isn’t that appealing. remind me t0 never let you aim anything th0ugh if you make a habit 0f self impalement.
You Can Glow Now Im Absolutely Jealous I Cant Imagine How Convenient Not Having To Lean Over And Flip A Lightswitch Every Now And Then Is Think Of The Time I Could Save Anyway Im Not Sure What Youre Afraid Of - How Can I Accidentally Shoot You If Im Busy Waging War On Myself?
@jadedhorizons
halllooo theres missus miss!
Hello There Miss Miss
Maam
Kanaya Speaking Who Might You Be
hies there miss kanaya!
my naems r'xy!
Hello Rxy Pleasure To Meet You
How Do You Pronounce That Because It Seems To Have A Shortage Of
Vowels
thats actually a very valid question oen sec
okays sos its an emphasized rolled r, then ecksie soes its more rrrrexie
itd sound a bit liek a purr at first
could be worse thats the shortest form of my anem
a slightly longer oen is ~Rxy’l’lnde
I
Wow
I Think I Will Stick To Rrrexy Then If I Have The Chance To Address Your Vocally
Probably Very Rude Incredulity At Your Name Aside, Nice To Meet You
You Are Not A Troll Then, I Take It?
well i mean
if it makes it easiest you can just call me roxy?
but yeah
im not a troll noep!
its nice to meet you too kanaya!
Yes Roxy Is Much Easier And Will Suit Just Well But I Will Practice And Perhaps One Day I Will Be Able To Whip A String Of Consonants Without Out Any Relieving Vowel Forces With The Best Of Them So Tell Me About Yourself?
@greensungnostic
Hello There!
I Spy A Kindred Spirit In Hue If Not Species
I Am Kanaya But Who Might You Be
ohh yes i know plenty about trolls! youre technically not from the same universe as i am but theres been plenty of crossover and interaction with them from various timelines :) broodcavern management sounds like hard (and messy oof) work! :0
Well A Small Blessing I Suppose Is That Generally The Messy Part Is Quite A Ways Away From Where I Am Operating - Generally Charts And Reports Dont Come With Anything Gooey Which Also Sort Of Makes It Interminably Boring But Ah Well At Least Its Mostly Peaceful
is it sucking or scrape and lick
Im Not A Rainbow Drinker So Yes It Would Be Sucking If We Follow The Train Of My Innuendo
((why'd I make a fucking about I could have just put this in my header))
the fuck? hi kn i guess. what brings sets y0u in dire enough straits t0 come here?
Oh Right Those
No I Dont Count Myself Among The Ranks Of The Dubiously Living And Honestly Im Still Not Quite Credulous About The Knowledge That Versions Of Me *Do*
Not That I Don't Believe Its Just Such A Strange Thing To Imagine Even Sweeps After First Hearing About It
Regardless You Dont Need To Fear Being Turned Into One Of Those Novelty Nectar Pouches That Come With The Useless Liquid Pipe You Stab Into Them But Only Really Stab Yourself With Accidentally
the fuck? hi kn i guess. what brings sets y0u in dire enough straits t0 come here?
yes but n0t in the way you’re imagining, quite the opp0site usually. apparently the standards for scaling in my timeline were vastly different fr0m most 0thers i’ve encountered. th0ugh not all t0 be fair.
lets make it easy: how tall are y0u, and are you c0nsidered tall compared t0 the rest of tr0llanity?
i am considered c0mpletely average. the maryam i knew was on the tall end but n0t by any large amount.
Its Been A Bit Since Ive Had Reason To Measure Exactly But Last I Checked I Was Around Seven And A Half Feet Tall
And Yes That Is Considered Tall By A Decent Margin To My Timeline
see? decent margin. like maybe a f0ot bigger than s0me shorties 0r something right?
well where i’m fr0m, four feet tall was that stated average.
fucking tree pe0ple i swear to g0d.
More Than Generally
But I
Hm
How Did Your World End Up
That Way
Is That A Foolish Question I Dont Think On Timelines Much
h0w did your timeline end up that way genius. really i’d think ev0lution w0uld prioritize smaller, m0re efficient designs just like we do.
y0u can pick me up but i’m going t0 do the me0wbeast kneading thing as payment.
Hey You Are The One Who Implied You Had Experienced Shrinking Related Incidents In The Past And Then Brought This Up When I Inquired Further
You Cant Blame Me For Considering Them Linked
But I Will Note That That Seems Like A Good Trade And Keep It In Mind
Nothing Helps Ease Through The Day After Getting A Bit Too Enthusiastic At Dinner Like A Nice Skirt
I Could Really Just Go For Three Peoples Worth Of Pizza Right Now
@greensungnostic
Hello There!
I Spy A Kindred Spirit In Hue If Not Species
I Am Kanaya But Who Might You Be
hiiii kanaya, good to see you! this is jade harley speaking!!!! :D always good to see other greenies eheheheh
Now That Is A Lovely Name And I Swear I Dont Say That For Totally Superficial Reasons
A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance Miss Harley
certainly not because its the same name as your caste, eheheheh ;)
how are you doing today, kanaya? :0
Oh Certainly Not
Quite Fine Honestly Especially Given Ive Been Fortunate To Have Success In This Bid To Expand My Circle Of Acquaintances
Sure Work Is A Tad Slow As Ever But This Certainly Helps
And Yourself Jade? How Does The Day Find You
ive been doing pretty well! today i transferred some plants out of their little starter planters into a proper spot to grow big and strong, i hung around with rose and some carapacians, and i jammed on my bass a little! :)
what do you do for work?? :0
Oooh Gardening
What A Lovely Past Time - I Wish I Had The Time For It Myself
Presently I
Well
Do You Have Trolls In Your Universe? How Familiar Are You With Our
Ahem
Reproductive Biology And How It Functions
Because Presently I Manage Planetwide Brooding Cavern Operations For Our New Homeworld And Was About To Wag Your Sound Fringe Off Rambling About Mother Grubs And Such
Oh This Theme Is Called Catching Elephant Heh