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have yall seen iron lung? holy shit that was peak, i was so confused in the best way the entire time

#iron lung #markiplier #sidenote mark whimpering did things to me in that fancy recliner #like holy fuck thats so hot jesus #mark when did you get so hot #literally just got home from seeing it and it's taking up so much space in my little critter brain #⇢ jade yaps

im 17 now 😧😧

#wdym im almost an adult get out #i feel so unc my sister is gonna be so obnoxious about this #but anywho #it's my birthday #if anyone gaf #⇢ jade yaps

got-the-cheese-touch

I am sick and TIRED of slutty little men and their slutty little waists

#its simply not fair for men to be so beautiful #white men are not supposed to be making me yearn like this #white boy i miss you

yall done tied the vote bro fuck

#who to pick...

tagging my moots but im high and can't remember usernames so ill probably miss so many ppl @livteracts @kawoala @adoresia @naamiswan @casperswriting @ponkydraws @emoenergy

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#vote pls

which fine shyt should i rizz

has car (drive places,) listens to deftones and would smok3 w/me, but has?fwb??

sabrina carpenter fanboy, would also probably smok3 with me, single afaik

very tall, pretty eyes, in a band, too hot to be single, would not smok3 w me

Voting ended onSep 19, 2025

self explanatory i think

#theyre all hot i hate being a teenager with hot peers #i cant just avoid them they go to my school bro #decisions decisions

guys if i asked would you participate in a vote but you're voting on my life advice

#i cant decide which one is better help

friends are currently team voting which fine shyt i should persue as if i could bag any of them

#donny is in the lead rn #they dont seem to care about the cons theyre too focused on his music taste #only irl in the convo revealed cheating rumours mid vote only to clarify they were made by a mean person who is known to lie #why would you scare me like this aids #moots reach out i need female advice my hbs are all useless

baking class ❌❌❌

baked in class ✅✅✅

#tw drugs #im so bored bro i dont wanna do this dumbahh cookie theory bs #just let me cook bro trust ill slay #my cookies are always perfects #i miss fine shyt #can this hour go any slower #wait no dont do that #i miss him #someone save me #im gonna go climb in his car and run away #kissss me #jade yearns for love part 377474737382 #why are the stoners at my school all hot can we have some more uggos here pls im droenig #theyre all out of my league and its embarrassing to bee seen with hot people as a chopped girlie #but at leasy i can smok #⇢ jade yaps

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME MY BF WAS BISEXUAL

#not real btw im being a gooner #blue lock is actually based???#how can this man be any more perfect #kind??? muscular?? knows how to treat women??? TALL???#and now you're telling me hes bi???#am i gullible for believing a tiktok edit? probably. but this is true TO ME ❤️#blue lock #bllk kunigami #kunigami rensuke #⇢ jade yaps

tell me why my mom ordered pink braces for me and the cushioning is on the outside and you can't see the pretty fabric

#i hate when websites catfish you #THEY LOOKED SO CUTE ON THE PRODUCT PHOTOS #i was so hyped to find cute braces and not only do they not look like they were supposed to but they don't even have good support #does anyone want my knees im done with this #THE FABRIC IS BABY PUNK AND YOU CANT EVEN ADMIRE IT #fought with these things for a good ten minutes trying to figure out how to put the fabric facing out #there has to be a way bc why would the cushioning and uglier side be the outside #average jade crashout btw yall #this is just my life #⇢ jade yaps

i havent posted in a minute oops... hey y'all 😭

#if nobody interacts with this ill cry #i miss my moots #still no gf if anyone was wondering #i can drive pretty good now tho #i say this as if i wasnt awful during my lesson today #in my defense i practiced with my grandmother and she acted like i was going to crash at every intersection #threw me off so bad bruh #im so bored guys pls talk to me #moots i am actively encouraging you to ask for my socials #⇢ jade yaps

i knew he was a fake idgafer

#watching blue lock again #raspberry looking ass fake nonchalant loser #this match pmo but at least i was proven right #THIS FEMBOY IS SO SILLY #can i braid his hair and sing schoolyard songs

can you guys tell i have adhd be honest

#hifh thoughrd #im so baled #i loev wedd

hes so fine i want him to kill me

#'you cant touch him!!!!' watch me #this is about angel if that wasnt obvious #the csm brainrot is getting me #i need him carnally #new selfship dropping soon #i should start posting selfships #would any of you even interact with that

watching blue lock after seeing edits and thinking "oh hey that guy is kinda cute" only to realize that he's like. schizophrenic.

#an experience not for the weak #fr had me blushing and then bro starts yapping about the voices #LIKE HELLO WHAT #why are we having hallucinations i thought this was a soccer anime #sidenote literally what the actual hell is this plot even #kidnapping teenage boys and making them play sports is such a genuinely crazy idea

making my way through my watchlist quickly because i have no life

#finished csm in a couple days #now im starting bllk #i give this show a week max before im done #this fake ass nonchalanter bro #this show is mad weird but im stubborn so im watching anyway

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