Things that tickle me

[outofcontextarthur]

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

Stacy, he’s not a guy. He’s a little prick! Phoebe Cates as Linda Barrett in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

[flowerinaflame]

I’m proud of him

[triplehamburgerjack]

He is just fucking great.

[i-am-jayde-deactivated20230705]

Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy:  Bad

Wild animals who are fat because of humans:  Bad

Wild animals who are supposed to be fat:  Good

Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival:  Very Good

[damnyallugly]

[renthebarbarian]

HOMEBOY IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FUCKING AROUND

[forestkorok]

me after visiting the dream town of someone with an island a thousand times better than mine

[whitepeopletwitter]

[svrcastic]

fresh off the boat, s02e11

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

[amusedan]

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[justcatposts]

Realistic cat painting 

(via)

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]