Jade🧚🏼

“Who knew being fat was so rewarding”-Finn The Human (27, she/her)

[watashinohikari-8]

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝟕𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐟!

[ozempicofficial]

[loveridden1999]

[tall]

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[honeydewtual]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ka-go-me]

. ᧁꫝꪮᦓꪻ꠸ꪀᧁ ꪑꫀ

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[ka-go-me]

. 🅰🅽🅳 🅱🆄🆈🅾

[upirlover]

Bill Skarsgård on Roman Godfrey...he's good looking....NO SHIT 🔥🔥

[kpop-locks]

꒰ ˀˀ ↷ perfect crown ; simple ”♡ᵎ ꒱

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[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[theflowerwind]

[theflowerwind]