Incorrect Jaedo

[jaedoct]

Doyoung: Ever since Jaehyun learned stan language, he’s been going around the dorm talkng like he’s on twitter.

Jaehyun: Oof the callout. The tea is scorching.

Doyoung: Please stop.

[jaedoct]

Jaehyun: Kissing burns like 6.4 calories per minute, wanna try it out? ;)

Doyoung: ..Are you calling me fat?

[jaedoct]

Jaehyun: Do you think when butterflies are in love that they feel humans in their stomach?

Doyoung: Jaehyun. Darling. Honey. Love of my life. What the FUCK?

[jaedoct]

Jaehyun: I’m such an idiot

[long pause]

Doyoung: If you’re waiting for me to disagree, it’s going to be a long night.

[jaedoct]

Jaehyun: I’m sorry my finger slipped and accidentally liked your post

Doyoung: And commented “I’m so gay” on all my selfies?

Jaehyun:

Jaehyun: I broke my hand

[jaedoct]

Doyoung: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we’re made of atoms, we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives?

Yuta:

Doyoung: So to answer your question, no, I did not hold Jaehyun’s hand-

[jaedoct]

Jaehyun, to Doyoung: Are you Christmas, cause I want to merry you

[jaedoct]

Doyoung: Jaehyun, can you do the thing?

Jaehyun: What thing?

Doyoung: You know, /the thing/

Jaehyun:

Jaehyun: Oh!

Jaehyun: *smiles brightly*

Doyoung, softly: thank you

🥺

[jaedoct]

Jaehyun: WHO ate my fucking fries? You wANNA GO-

Doyoung: I did.

Jaehyun: -out with me? We can get more fries If you’d like to.

[jaedoct]

Doyoung: Why are you laying on the floor?

Jaehyun: I lost something

Doyoung: What did you lose?

Jaehyun: ...balance

Doyoung: You mean you fell?

Jaehyun: Yeah. For you.

[jaedoct]

Jaehyun: Why are you standing on a chair?

Doyoung: I live here, you know? I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.

Jaehyun:

Jaehyun: Where’s the spider?

Doyoung: It’s under the table, please get it for me.