Hamumumumroasty… Fuck yeah, love that shit! Want to have a laugh at something, get your hand up neath your pit. Makes a damn noise when ya slam down on it, like fanny batter farts. Mermaids are fucking leeches with tits, little bit. Like a bloody dream waist up, but don’t even know if they’ve got a hole to plug up any. Could be all just trannies that get their cocks swollen up from all the water, nough to grow gills on them, yeah? Should throw the little shit in the water, see if he starts growing scales on his ass. Hot flash comes on to all the birds that got their twats no longer making the crimson tide. Don’t know, think they’d like not shitting out blood and guts, but pissy slew of bitches sweat it out stead. Looking like they could explode like a goddamn nuclear bomb. Aw.. [Beaming at the compliment, a new bag of sweets is ripped open for it to pour in their hands, most overflowing.] There ya are. Last batch.
TOP A FUCKING SNAKE HOLE, YA LITTLE SHIT! All these bleeding faggot words.. Couldn’t just talk normal neither. Pepperoni topping probs means some kinky ass sausage fest. AURGH. PISS FLAPS! FUCKING GIVING ADVICE ON FUCKING BIRDS?! ONLY GOT ONE UNDER YOUR BELT, AND BET SHE BROUGHT ON SOME FUCKING PLUG TOPPING IN YOUR ASS. FUCKING HELL. What’re ya going on bout with this poison?! IS THIS FUCKING POISONED?![In a fit of sudden drunken miscommunication, the nearly empty bottle is yanked away before thrown over at the other side of the RV like a grenade, smashing against the wall.] Christ… was close one there.. Have to get nother now.
Godfather Jaeger! C: What are some of the lesserserer known placees? What’s Monaco? Why is extravant? C: Father iWolfe knows French, Dad Wolfe-Cain knows Arabic and Persian. Should Shadow Wolfe go to France, Saudi Arabee and Persian places? C:
Goduncle Horatio! C: Shadow Wolfe doesn’t understand, how does Shadow Wolfe does that? Can Goduncle Horatio show Shadow Wolfe? C: Mermaids have gills on their tails? Is it because mermaids have many lungs? C: Goduncle Horatio shouldn’t push Godfather Jaeger into the water, what if Godfather Jaeger can’t swim? :O Shadow Wolfe feels bad for birdies, they seem to be sick all the time, Shadow Wolfe wishes there’s an invention that can help them. C: Hooray for sweets and super drinks! Thank you Goduncle Horatio! C:
Lesser known places would be like the smaller countries out in Eastern Europe, Latin America, and down in the Africas. Aw, dude, Monaco’s like the tiniest country in the world, man. Like imagine two square miles or something like that for an entire country. Expensive as fuck, but there’re some nice places and shit to see. Loads of rich people live there, so yeah everything is just over the top luxury. Yeah, definitely get your dads to take you to places they're familiar with first. And those are good choices, culture and shit.
Just because you have no idea how to be fucking tasteful doesn’t mean everyone’s gay! Go ask a girl next time if you don’t believe me. Crude and rude just make people think you’re a dirty creep. Don’t blame me if you get deck and shit. Dude, what the fuck’s wrong with you?! Hell no, no more alcohol for you today. Go to bed, fucktard!