nothing is funnier to me rn than americans on the eurovision tag saying they know it would be so bad but still wishing there was an american eurovision
like... there was one. last year. it was hosted by kelly clarkson and snoop dogg. oklaholma won with a kpop song. im not making this up.
HI MONA we never really interacted :') BUT CONGRATS ON 200 u deserve much much more so i'm hoping for your next year to be fruitful, full of success, happiness, and good luck and money !!!!! for the idol and au !!! kim hongjoong and fake dating !!
hongjoong and fake dating are the complete opposites so it's kinda hard for me to imagine BUT I'LL LEAVE EVERYTHING TO U !!! congrats once again and ily <33
summary, hongjoong is a workaholic, and he knows that. so does his mother, who is haunted by the idea that her youngest child will end up married to his work. so how does one alleviate their mother of her qualms? you sign yourself up on a hire-a-partner site! . . . wait what—
maybe bringing his cousin to the park was not hongjoong's finest idea.
in his defense, the kid was too cute to say no to. all he had to do was tell his elder his wish, lure him in with his puppy eyes, and boom! by the time that the young male realized what he had agreed to, it was too late to back out for they were closer to the park than his home.
“—yung!” he looked in the direction of his cousin and was rudely greeted by a frisbee to the face. the impact was so sudden, he ended up falling upon his back while a low groan parted from his lips.
the pain was clogging so much of his brain, he had to close his eyes to reassess his barings. hongjoong heard the soft footfalls coming his way, prompting him to cover up his nose that was likely already bruising from the sudden contact with the flying plastic. or maybe it was just his pride that was hurting.
feeling the tapping upon his shoulder, he didn't bother to look and answered, “don't worry woong, i was just showing you a different way to catch a frisbee.”
“now i'm not an expert,” that didn't sound like his cousin, wait— “but i'm pretty sure that the only way to catch a frisbee is by your hands, not your face.”
hongjoong didn't want to open his eyes. all he wanted to see when he opened his eyes is his cousin standing over him, adorable face scrunched with concern, that's it. he's just hallucinating, it's a side effect of being hit by a frisbee. he opened his eyes and immediately regretted it when he saw the familiar figure stood next to his cousin.
“oh shi—talking mushrooms.”
for the two hundred nuggets milestone !! (ilyt soso much 🥺 we’ll interact more in 2022 donchu worry (and money, yes lots of money-))
These will reflect on the Hanteo/Gayo charts:
APPLE MUSIC
Everline Ver. A
Everline Diary ver.
Everline Ver. Z
Wonderwall.
Kpopstore
Mokketshop
Hello82
MAKESTAR
MyMusicTaste
KTown4U
KPOPTOWN
YesAsia
Synnara
For my fellow Europeans: In light of the recent VAT we will always have to pay for packages coming outside of Europe. Here are 2 European based Kpop stores you can buy from!
Daebak
Nolae
Place an item out to represent each member. Start aggressively hitting the woah in the center while shouting “eight makes one team”. Wait 24 hours then scream “Ateez Present” into your mirror. They should appear.
Hongjoong-
Play Havana by Camila Cabello. Maybe lay out a pair of white shoes and paint. He might customize it for you. Definitely lay out something with minions. The Korean Big Minion is a quick one. You might not actually be able to see him.
Seonghwa (credit to this anon)-
Summoning a seonghwa is the easiest. You have to get a strawberry Frappuccino from Starbucks, go to a mirror and say “Seonghwa Oppa, Seonghwa Oppa, Seonghwa Oppa” He should be in your bed in a few minutes. But if your room is messy he wont stay long or might start aggressively cleaning, depending on how much he likes you.
Yunho-
Place down the Harry Potter book series and chant “Wingardium Leviosa”. Make sure you have chips as an offering. He will be hungry when he arrives. It will also help if you dress up as Spiderman. It will be less likely that he gets scared away. This ritual only works once. So use it wisely.
Yeosang-
Start by flying a drone in an infinity sign over your head. After doing that for about 5 minutes, start skateboarding around the room. At this point, Yeosang should arrive. If not, play video games. He will stay with you and play a few rounds. If you have chicken, he may stay longer.
San (credit to this anon)-
Have a picture of Wooyoung’s butt and thighs, plushies, and some “oh yes” snacks. Adding a Yogurt Smoothie and/or chocolate ice cream may increase the chances of this working. San will appear in the middle of the night and caress you arm. If you wake up with a purple heart sticker on you, it worked. Once summoned, he can freely visit you.
Mingi-
Scream “Fix on” 8 times into the mirror. Light a candle and blow it out. Legend says that you will hear the words “fix on” echoed back. That’s how you know it worked.
Wooyoung-
Have a picture of San, any BTS album, and meat. Lay those out overnight. If you set up a camera, you might see a figure dancing in the dark. If you hear Elmo laugh, it’s not Elmo, it’s Wooyoung. He will be more likely to visit again if you get up and dance with him. He especially likes “fake love.”
Jongho-
Lay out an apple, a monsta x light stick, and a bruno mars album (just playing the song will work too). You might not get to see him but the more powerful the items, the higher chance you will get to see him. Jongho will split the apple and leave you a gift of a photo card of himself. If you are lucky, he may leave an Ateez lightstick as a replacement for the Monsta X one. If he doesn’t like you, he might just take it.
Good luck Atiny. Practice safe summoning and always wear Ateez merch. They will not attack Atiny but they do take down Antis and Solo Stans.
A/N: On my masterlist (the bottom), there are videos on summoning Ateez
anon requested: hello! can i ask for a san drabble with the prompt "aw, you're blushing like a rose"? with san being super super teasing if possible. tysm🦋
an: i apologize that it took a while, but i just finished the request! i hope you like it. i thought of the song “she likes spring, i prefer winter” by slchld when writing it. due to the request, the reader is a person who can blush. i personally cannot, so please let me know if it’a not an accurate description.
// Feedback and reblogs are much appreciated as they allow my creations to reach you!
How could you put a spring day in words? One would think of “a moment”? A moment would be an accurate description for when and where you were right now: walking down a flowery, cobblestone path, lightly brushing your hand along that of your best friend, Choi San.
And yet, nothing in that scenario made any sense to you. Flowers don’t grow near cobblestone. They grow by soil, as any person can tell you.
Perhaps a florist came recently to plant them. You’ve never seen these colours for as long as you’ve remembered walking that narrow road, let alone with someone else: Choi San of all people!
I mean, it was bound to happen at some point - you’ve been friends for ages. But something today felt a bit more … intimate. The atmosphere was quiet, and nobody else was in sight throughout the park. It was just you two.
San was your opposite. You couldn’t stand to look at a person for too long, while San dared to look into their soul until they became flustered. And that’s exactly what happened today. You glanced at him once, only to be met with his dreamy, unblinking eyes that stare into yours.
Suddenly, the cool air of the breezy morning was replaced by a furious sensation on your face. Quickly burying your cheeks in your hands, you found yourself walking a little faster than normal. San stopped and simply chuckled at your silliness.
"Aw, you're blushing like a rose", he murmured. “Cute.”
“Ha ha ha, very funny-”, you forced your laughter. It didn’t sound amused in the slightest.
“Ouch, that hurts!! You do it worse than Yeosang”, San whined, pouting his lips.
“I’m glad I do,” you replied. “Besides, roses don’t even grow this time around!”
“Oh, is that so?”. San appeared confident, but you could tell by him scanning the gardens that he was trying to find roses anyway. As expected, he couldn’t find them.
“Yep,” you stated bluntly. “April is violet season.” To prove your point, the park was surrounded by violets.
“Ahh that’s interesting,” San mused. Then, he stood in front of you, gently holding both of your hands. The gesture made you flustered, because now, there was nowhere else to look but at him.
“May I ask, when do roses grow, then?”
You flashed back to your memory of researching different plants. It was part of a school assignment, but you never knew it would come to use until now.
“Roses grow in the summertime. Like … say July.”, you concluded. San’s smirked, not letting his eyes off of you. July is his birthday month!
“My my, what a coincidence,” he winked. “It’s like I’m a rose and you’re a violet!”
“Except you don’t blush often, San,”
San was about to confirm this, until a pink tint dusted his cheekbones. You laughed out loud at the sight, “Choi San, are you okay??”
“Yea, yea… totally!”, he stuttered, covering his cheek. “What I’ve been meaning to say is …”
He blinked, clearing his throat. “I’m sorry, I’ll just get to the point,” he muttered. “Y/N, I’ve had a crush on you for so long, and I was wondering if you’d be down for more hangouts like this. Except we could call them dates, and spend them as lovers!”
The confession startled you, but you did well at not showing it. It wasn’t something one would say to just anyone, either. Now was your time to play along and see how flustered you could make San.
The confession startled you, but you did well at not showing it. It wasn’t something one would say to just anyone, either. Now was your time to play along and see how flustered you could make San.
“Crush? Oh, I’ve never heard of that flower before? When does it bloom?”, you questioned innocently.
“It bloomed the day we first met, and I took care of it every day”, San answered with full honesty.
Your eyes widened at his words. They sounded so genuine, could he really mean his liking for you? Breathing deeply you tried to move onto another question.
“And what about this … ‘date’ you speak of? When does that flower bloom?”
“It’ll bloom whenever you want, Y/N.”
Early morning is never the time to start bawling, but you couldn’t help but well up with tears. You held your hand over your eyes and fell down to your knees. “San, I didn’t know you loved me!! I love you, too. More than anything else! And I’m just so sorry for acting so difficult around you.”
He crouched down and held you in his arms. “Y/N, shh, it’s okay. You’re never too difficult. You’re perfect and lovely and beautiful on the inside and out!”
Through sniffled confessions and warm hugs, you fell even deeper for San. A moment can’t amount to what you were feeling. It was so much more than the time and place. You wanted to be in his embrace forever. You were in love.
Love blossoms during the violet season and rose season, and then the violet season again, for many more years to come. Love is not defined by the type of petals, leaves or stem. Love is not defined by a cobblestone path or a grassy layer of earth. Love is San’s rose, your violet, a jasmine flower than someone else would see, and it’s all beautiful, nonetheless.
Hello :D I'm new here, I wanted to ask you if I can request a idol-producer!Hongjoong × female producer!reader where they're in a relationship and are working together in studio and they tease each other while working and things get smutty..?!
I’m sorry this is a little short I’ve been pretty busy but I hope you like it 🥺❤️
Idol - producer hongjoong x female producer reader 🔞
You and hongjoong were perfect for each other both having a serious passion for producing music and occasionally you would help him on producing some songs for ateez and that’s exactly what happened on this particular day
You both were in his studio working on a song and for some reason you felt like teasing him a bit it has been some time since you both got intimate with each other due to busy schedules so you thought why not do it you couldn’t help yourself he just looked so hot you decided to start of “small” so you got up from you seat and made your way over to hongjoong and just sat on his lap getting yourself comfortable making him ask what you were doing “ what are you doing babe “ you gave him a soft look one that you did when you wanted something “ oh nothing just getting more comfortable “ he nodded and continued his work
You began moving a lot making hongjoong look over at you every few seconds with a smirk on his face you picked up your movements a little bit basically grinding on him little did you know he had something in store for you “ don’t think I don’t know what your trying to do kitten “ his tone of voice snapped you out of your world of pleasure you were stupid for even thinking he wouldn’t notice your teasing and better yet you were stupid for thinking he wouldn’t tease you right back
You felt his hands slowly move to your thighs getting really close to where you needed him the most only for them to be moved away “ don’t expect to tease me and get away with it that’s a little unfair kitten don’t you think “ all you could do was nod he always powered over you he was never one to give in easily you knew you were in for a long night if you went any further “ we’re not so brave now are we “ you needed him badly but he just wasn’t gonna give it to you that easily
You let out small whimpers only making him laugh at how needy you were and he barely did anything “ you know maybe fucking you in my studio isn’t bad at all then everyone will know who you belong to “ him whispering dirty things in your ear made you weak for him and he knew that using it to his full advantage in times like this
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