JaeMie Cook

🍁 Small lesbian artist 🍁 🍁Jae/ Jamie, They/He/She, minor Writing, drawing, sketches and doodles by mwa Have no idea how, but this is turning into a Frankenstein fan page, welcome to my rambling cause Frankenstein is amazing and Victor was fruity🍁

[jaemiecook]

Mr Utterson: You have a lifestyle of a vampire.

Dr Jekyll: I do not!

Mr Utterson: *Swings the curtains open to reveal sunlight*

Dr Jekyll: *hisses in agony*

[catboymuqing-moving]

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

[alwerakoo]

time for my favorite sims 4 patch note

[secret-sageent]

If I had a dime for every time a put -ogether, unassuming gay man from classic literature fell in love with his whiny, pathetic, doomed-by-the-narrative friend when he could have done SO much better with literally ANYONE else i would have....two dimes....which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[enbysiriusblack]

i love how mercutio is shipped with like. every man. i see mercutio/benvolio, mercutio/romeo, mercutio/tybalt. man is so gay but no one can agree on who he's actually gay for.

[l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft]

you’re telling me mercutio “call for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man” of verona would not have a LETHAL arsenal of dad jokes??

[the-last-teabender]

A little something for Linguistics Tumblr.

So the Crunchyroll newsroom isn't a "room" so much as a Slack channel. We have news writers all over the US, in Australia, and in Japan. This means we have something akin to 'round-the-clock coverage, but it also means that our schedules respective to each other are skewed. For example, when the East Coast contingent is starting their day, the Japan contingent is shutting down for the evening.

Because of that, we started experimenting with greetings that could apply when Party A was coming in for the morning and Party B was leaving for the night. One person came up with "konbarning": a combination of "good morning" and "konban wa" ("good evening" in Japanese). It stuck.

Over the following months, "konbarning" got shortened to "barning" and other permutations. Now, a year or some later, this is how we announce our arrival:

[theshyreader]

Eat up homicipher community

[recipherva]

[cornflowersisblue]

Mr Crawling is such a cutie, isn’t he?

hehihi ^^

[anajudraws]

mr crawling

[spookedstarzz]

my theory for what henry whispered to camilla is "kitten, i'll be honest. daddy's about to kill himself"

[minimushr00m]

rip Bunny Corcoran, you would have loved chatgpt

[bunnys-tragedy]

It would take ages for Henry to figure out that it is actually real.

[ixtaek]

[nuggetsandhuggets]

Fall Out Boys lawyer after seeing name of one of their songs

[jaemiecook]

I apologise if this is so badly written, I just have no idea how to put this feeling of amusement into words.

One of my favourite things that people do is when someone gets roasted people reply with “do you need ice for that burn” insinuating that that person needs to treat the burn. However one of the things that you should NOT do when you get a burn is ice it because it makes the burn worse. I just find it funny that unintentionally are making the burn worse by offering ice.

[viskisss]

Happy Halloween!!!

[sveetnemesis]

entirety of the atlas trilogy summed up :

[flowerbitz]

is the the atlas six fandom even alive bc i bought the first book and now i'm going insane over it.

WHERE ARE Y'ALL????