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“alright, when she calls you this week i’m going to ask her. i need proof that your answer is absolutely legitimate,” was he really going to harass jae’s mother? no. was he going to embarrass his best friend in front of his mother? absolutely. jae scolding him only made him laugh. “you’re so cute trying to scold me about snacks you steal from work. you thief,” ji-hun mocks pulling out his phone to call 911. “should i make a call or? i’d hate for you to go to jail for something so minor,” smirk lined his lips as the phone touched his ear. “yes dispatch sending an officer to arrest jaesun for thievery. stole snacks from some poor soul,” barely making it through his fake call without laughing. once he set his phone down he absolutely lost it. oh his stomach certainly hurt from how hard he was laughing right now. “i should feel offended right now, but considering how soft you are. i’m just going to let this slide,” holding his stomach he hunches over to catch his breath. his face a tad bit red now. they were definitely flushed. in mock offense he sets a hand over his heart. “hear that heart you’ve been broken too many times, and here goes jaesun just breaking it once more. a dick?” pointing a finger at his said best friend he wags it bag and forth. “i’ll have you know sir. i am not a dick maybe an asshole, but never something so easily hurt,” his tone might have been a bit serious, but his face wore that famous sarcastic smile. it was quickly turned to an amused one as he rolled his hues. those dark hues looked from the tv to his friend. “i would never say such things to her. i’m not some creepy dude who lives with his mom and gets off to cheap porn,” ji shrugged his shoulders. he instead lived with a roommate, and watched free porn. maybe that was worse? chuckling once more his boxy grin made an appearance. talking about selene only made him amused. she avoided him like the plague sometimes or just down right tried to make him jealous. “mm, it’s kind of fun. she avoids me, i make her jealous, and then well you know. not ideal, but it’s fun. i don’t understand why she doesn’t like me,” oh he knew exactly why. playing dumb though was his best bet though. “probably never jae. you know how i am,” which meant guarded, and yeah stupid. “the one time i brought someone home you went into dad mode. like sir,” he gave him a teasing glare before laughing it off. ji-hun smirked quirking his eyebrows before chuckling. “mhm. i’ll be seeing a certain female around here again. unless that best friend of hers beats you too it,” ji certainly wasn’t ready to hear the drama from that. “probably not, but i’ll just keep letting myself think so,” his ex was living it up in california from what her social medias claimed. sometimes he didn’t understand why he still followed her. maybe out of desperation. turning his frown upside down he bites his lip. “well, i think karma would certainly laugh at my carvings on your gravestone,” shooting the other a wink while trying not to laugh once more. taking one of the cookies he slips it out of the wrapper. “then just ask her out. why sleep with her roommate? jaesun are you trying to make your life into a kdrama?” opening the cookie the paper fell out into his lap. picking it up his eyes darted over the words in pure amusement. “ nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing,” it read as he gazed at his best friend. pursing his lips together trying not to smile. “a competition? jaejae, you’re going too loose you silly fool. get ready to spend hundreds on my fancy snacks,”
jae narrowed his eyes at his best friend, trying to discern whether or not his threat was based on any real level of intent or if he was simply bluffing in order to tease him. because, as ridiculous as the idea sounded, and as tempted as he was to simply wave it off as far-fetched, he had learned long ago not to dismiss any of ji’s ideas as impossible. “ and risk losing your good favor with my mom? you would never. you like being her favorite far too much for that. ” having decided that he wasn’t serious, he didn’t hesitate to tease him. however, the laughter that had tumbled from between his lips as a result was short-lived as he found himself gasping in mock offense only a moment later when ji-hun accused him of stealing all of their snacks from work; an accusation that was, of course, entirely true. “ I steal snacks from my place of work - snacks that you love, that you eat during your midnight cravings - all to make you happy, and this is how you repay me? ” even as he was attempting to appear hurt, he couldn’t stop the laughs that intermittently tumbled past his lips and he could actually feel his cheeks beginning to ache from just how much he’d been smiling. “ I hope the cops are coming for my accomplice as well, if they’re on their way. because my first crime would’ve never happened without you - a fact I’ll be more than happy to share with them when they arrive. ” he huffed stubbornly, hand settled onto his chest as he tried to regain his composure. “ are you saying that if I called you an asshole, you wouldn’t take any offense to it at all? ” tilting his head curiously, he listened to ji explain the delicate dynamic he’d found with the girl from his school. it sounded complicated to him but, then again, he wasn’t exactly in any place to be judging anyone for relationships that were too complicated. “ it’s fun until she makes you jealous in return, you mean. ” he teased with a roll of his eyes, already able to imagine just how easy it would be for the other girl to get under his skin. if she wanted to. “ hey, I had to make sure that they had good intentions with you. can you blame me? ” okay, maybe he was a little too protective. maybe. but it was only because he cared. “ oh, I’m sure he’s trying. he’s been waiting for me to fuck things up with her forever. I guess we just have to hope that the feeling isn’t mutual. ” even the mention of uriah had him in an immediately foul mood, the thought of the other boy putting him on edge more than he was comfortable admitting. and maybe it wasn’t fair, maybe it wasn’t really his fault, but he couldn’t help it. “ I can’t just ask her out when I’m the one that broke up with her in the first place. ” even if he could, he couldn’t imagine molan ever saying yes. and even if she did, he couldn’t imagine a scenario in which the two of them didn’t end up apart again a few months down the line. “ but, if I was going to try to turn my life into a kdrama, would you watch it? ” he added with a groan before blinking dumbly at ji as he read his fortune aloud. “ did ... that fortune cookie just call both of us idiots? ” even the question was enough to pull another laugh out of him.












