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@jagermanout
Sup Nerds? I'm Max Jagerman, aka the King of Hatchetfield High. And I plan to be King of Tumblr too.
(OOC -this is a rp account by @cosmamoon , and I also own @theladyinablack ! For the sake of character, Max is going to be a jerk)
(OOC - I'll be using both Alive Max and Ghost Max timelines, and will be tagged as such)
(Profile picture is from Will Branner's insta, and I got the header image of a nighthawk from online)
OOC
Hi guys! Just so everyone knows, I'm probably going to either take a break from rping or do non-stressful threads after I wrap up the threads I'm currently on or have sent asks for.
I love putting my characters in the Torment Nexus as much as anyone does, but with the plot stuff going on (no offense to the people involved in it, btw!) I do feel like I need to take a step back. I'll probably do fluffy and silly rps for a while.
SPRAYING YOU WITH A BOTTLE OF WATTER
Water...water is nice.
CAT
Don't treat me like one.
Or else what, KITTY
You know I can call Blinky at any time, right?
Dont you dare
That's right. Stay in your fucking lane.
Now when did I say I was gonna do that
Do you want me to tell your boss how terrible you are?
As if you're not worse
Atleast I do my job well.
Oh yeah, you're a professional at being a creepy ass weirdo
I'm not Wiley, he's the creepy guy.
You're part him
So? Wiley chose his relationship over his job.
His what.
He's dating a fellow disciple, apparently. The traitor, specifically.
Eh I don't care about relationship drama actually
That's good. I don't either. All I care about is that the Lords now have one less disciple. Might be two if Wiley decides to do the same thing.
Ha!
It's fine. They weren't that good to begin with anyways.
I hope you get your ass kicked dude.
I hope Blinky torments you again and again.
I hope you explode
SPRAYING YOU WITH A BOTTLE OF WATTER
Water...water is nice.
CAT
Don't treat me like one.
Or else what, KITTY
You know I can call Blinky at any time, right?
Dont you dare
That's right. Stay in your fucking lane.
Now when did I say I was gonna do that
Do you want me to tell your boss how terrible you are?
As if you're not worse
Atleast I do my job well.
Oh yeah, you're a professional at being a creepy ass weirdo
I'm not Wiley, he's the creepy guy.
You're part him
So? Wiley chose his relationship over his job.
His what.
He's dating a fellow disciple, apparently. The traitor, specifically.
Eh I don't care about relationship drama actually
That's good. I don't either. All I care about is that the Lords now have one less disciple. Might be two if Wiley decides to do the same thing.
Ha!
It's fine. They weren't that good to begin with anyways.
I hope you get your ass kicked dude.
SPRAYING YOU WITH A BOTTLE OF WATTER
Water...water is nice.
CAT
Don't treat me like one.
Or else what, KITTY
You know I can call Blinky at any time, right?
Dont you dare
That's right. Stay in your fucking lane.
Now when did I say I was gonna do that
Do you want me to tell your boss how terrible you are?
As if you're not worse
Atleast I do my job well.
Oh yeah, you're a professional at being a creepy ass weirdo
I'm not Wiley, he's the creepy guy.
You're part him
So? Wiley chose his relationship over his job.
His what.
He's dating a fellow disciple, apparently. The traitor, specifically.
Eh I don't care about relationship drama actually
That's good. I don't either. All I care about is that the Lords now have one less disciple. Might be two if Wiley decides to do the same thing.
Ha!
SPRAYING YOU WITH A BOTTLE OF WATTER
Water...water is nice.
CAT
Don't treat me like one.
Or else what, KITTY
You know I can call Blinky at any time, right?
Dont you dare
That's right. Stay in your fucking lane.
Now when did I say I was gonna do that
Do you want me to tell your boss how terrible you are?
As if you're not worse
Atleast I do my job well.
Oh yeah, you're a professional at being a creepy ass weirdo
I'm not Wiley, he's the creepy guy.
You're part him
So? Wiley chose his relationship over his job.
His what.
He's dating a fellow disciple, apparently. The traitor, specifically.
Eh I don't care about relationship drama actually
SPRAYING YOU WITH A BOTTLE OF WATTER
Water...water is nice.
CAT
Don't treat me like one.
Or else what, KITTY
You know I can call Blinky at any time, right?
Dont you dare
That's right. Stay in your fucking lane.
Now when did I say I was gonna do that
Do you want me to tell your boss how terrible you are?
As if you're not worse
Atleast I do my job well.
Oh yeah, you're a professional at being a creepy ass weirdo
I'm not Wiley, he's the creepy guy.
You're part him
So? Wiley chose his relationship over his job.
His what.
SPRAYING YOU WITH A BOTTLE OF WATTER
Water...water is nice.
CAT
Don't treat me like one.
Or else what, KITTY
You know I can call Blinky at any time, right?
Dont you dare
That's right. Stay in your fucking lane.
Now when did I say I was gonna do that
Do you want me to tell your boss how terrible you are?
As if you're not worse
Atleast I do my job well.
Oh yeah, you're a professional at being a creepy ass weirdo
I'm not Wiley, he's the creepy guy.
You're part him
SPRAYING YOU WITH A BOTTLE OF WATTER
Water...water is nice.
CAT
Don't treat me like one.
Or else what, KITTY
You know I can call Blinky at any time, right?
Dont you dare
That's right. Stay in your fucking lane.
Now when did I say I was gonna do that
Do you want me to tell your boss how terrible you are?
As if you're not worse
Atleast I do my job well.
Oh yeah, you're a professional at being a creepy ass weirdo
SPRAYING YOU WITH A BOTTLE OF WATTER
Water...water is nice.
CAT
Don't treat me like one.
Or else what, KITTY
You know I can call Blinky at any time, right?
Dont you dare
That's right. Stay in your fucking lane.
Now when did I say I was gonna do that
Do you want me to tell your boss how terrible you are?
As if you're not worse
SPRAYING YOU WITH A BOTTLE OF WATTER
Water...water is nice.
CAT
Don't treat me like one.
Or else what, KITTY
You know I can call Blinky at any time, right?
Dont you dare
That's right. Stay in your fucking lane.
Now when did I say I was gonna do that
Meow
What are you a cat
SPRAYING YOU WITH A BOTTLE OF WATTER
Water...water is nice.
CAT
Don't treat me like one.
Or else what, KITTY
You know I can call Blinky at any time, right?
Dont you dare
SPRAYING YOU WITH A BOTTLE OF WATTER
Water...water is nice.
CAT
Don't treat me like one.
Or else what, KITTY
SPRAYING YOU WITH A BOTTLE OF WATTER
Water...water is nice.
CAT
(There’s the distant sound of pop music and fluttering wings, both getting increasingly closer.)
@stellastarlet
[Max looks around, where is that noise coming from?-]
(Solid, glowing blue eyes stare in from a window, framed by the face of a beautiful young woman with curly brown hair and feathery moth antennae. She looks pissed.)
[Max stares at her. Why does she look so mad at him? She looks too old for him to have bullied her]
So, you’re Max Jägerman. I was looking for you.
Um...who are you, lady?
Who am I?! You seriously don’t know?? My name is Stella, and I’m only the biggest star from Hatchetfield in deca-
(Star takes a breath. Control yourself.)
. . . No. This isn’t about me. Maybe my little sister would be more familiar to you.
Um...you're Ruth's sister? You've both got curly hair
So you’re not a total idiot. Anyways. You have made her life hell since fourth grade. I . . . I should have done something sooner. But I have nothing left to lose now.
(Two sharp, bug-like legs on her torso shatter the window, and she flies in on deep blue moth wings. Held tight in one of stars shaking hands is an ornate knife with a blue handle.)
[Crap]
Woah, woah, hey! Let's chill out for give seconds ? Please?
Why should I? You never gave that same mercy to her.
I didn't kill her!
You hurt her. You made her miserable. You made so many people miserable.
(She looks as if she’s trying to convince herself as she points the knife at him.)
Look, I'm sorry. If it helps, I've stopped now!
That . . . that doesn’t fix anything! It doesn’t undo anything!
Oh...
(Star takes a deep breath, then charges at him.)
[by some miracle, Max doges out of the way]
God damn it- quit making this harder than it needs to be!
Well sorry but I don't want to die!
Not exactly up to you.
(She lunges again.)
[He makes a run for it]
(Star gives chase, surprised by how fast star now is.)
[Max locks himself in the bathroom]
(She pounds on the door.)
You can’t hide in there forever, asshole!
Well I will until you give up! You're like an adult why do you want to kill a teenager so bad?!
Because you bullied my sister???
I'll apologise her! Just for the love of God don't kill me!
If . . . if it has to be anyone, it should be you.
What do you mean has to be?
Forget it! I’m getting in there sooner or later!
No you're not!
(Star runs against the door, slamming into it with stars whole body.)
[Max holds the door as best as he can]
(The wood starts splintering. She laughs frantically.)
[Crap crap crap crap crap-]
MAX I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I GET IN THERE-
(. . . Okay, star’s probably gonna make it quick. She isn’t a murderer — or, at least, she doesn’t want to be one. But he promised he’d give stars life back.)
GO AWAY
Just get out here so we can be done with it already!
No!
It’ll be quick! That’s, like, the best you can ask for around here!
I don't care!
Just! Let! Me! In!
(Each syllable is marked by another all-out tackle on the door.)
No!
(With a scream, she breaks through, ending up on the floor.)
[Max stares at her for a bit]
(Star stands up, brushing starself off, before lunging again.)
[Max isn't able to doge this time]
(She pins him down, holding the knife above him, breathing shakily.)
Please don't do this-
(Closing stars eyes, Stella plunges the knife into his throat, hesitantly opening them slightly to make sure star hit stars mark.)
[Max chokes on his own blood]
(She pulls the knife out, then stabs him again. Over and over until star’s sure he’s dead.)
[He's defintley dead by now]
(She breathes heavily.)
. . . Pokotho? I did it.
(A resounding voice booms.)
[Good. Now, as promised.]
(The bug-like features disappear, leaving nothing but a horrifically traumatized popstar and a corpse.)
What . . . what do I do now?
[Leave and wait for further instructions. I will take care of this.]
[Max stays there. Dead and unmoving]
(There’s the distant sound of pop music and fluttering wings, both getting increasingly closer.)
@stellastarlet
[Max looks around, where is that noise coming from?-]
(Solid, glowing blue eyes stare in from a window, framed by the face of a beautiful young woman with curly brown hair and feathery moth antennae. She looks pissed.)
[Max stares at her. Why does she look so mad at him? She looks too old for him to have bullied her]
So, you’re Max Jägerman. I was looking for you.
Um...who are you, lady?
Who am I?! You seriously don’t know?? My name is Stella, and I’m only the biggest star from Hatchetfield in deca-
(Star takes a breath. Control yourself.)
. . . No. This isn’t about me. Maybe my little sister would be more familiar to you.
Um...you're Ruth's sister? You've both got curly hair
So you’re not a total idiot. Anyways. You have made her life hell since fourth grade. I . . . I should have done something sooner. But I have nothing left to lose now.
(Two sharp, bug-like legs on her torso shatter the window, and she flies in on deep blue moth wings. Held tight in one of stars shaking hands is an ornate knife with a blue handle.)
[Crap]
Woah, woah, hey! Let's chill out for give seconds ? Please?
Why should I? You never gave that same mercy to her.
I didn't kill her!
You hurt her. You made her miserable. You made so many people miserable.
(She looks as if she’s trying to convince herself as she points the knife at him.)
Look, I'm sorry. If it helps, I've stopped now!
That . . . that doesn’t fix anything! It doesn’t undo anything!
Oh...
(Star takes a deep breath, then charges at him.)
[by some miracle, Max doges out of the way]
God damn it- quit making this harder than it needs to be!
Well sorry but I don't want to die!
Not exactly up to you.
(She lunges again.)
[He makes a run for it]
(Star gives chase, surprised by how fast star now is.)
[Max locks himself in the bathroom]
(She pounds on the door.)
You can’t hide in there forever, asshole!
Well I will until you give up! You're like an adult why do you want to kill a teenager so bad?!
Because you bullied my sister???
I'll apologise her! Just for the love of God don't kill me!
If . . . if it has to be anyone, it should be you.
What do you mean has to be?
Forget it! I’m getting in there sooner or later!
No you're not!
(Star runs against the door, slamming into it with stars whole body.)
[Max holds the door as best as he can]
(The wood starts splintering. She laughs frantically.)
[Crap crap crap crap crap-]
MAX I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I GET IN THERE-
(. . . Okay, star’s probably gonna make it quick. She isn’t a murderer — or, at least, she doesn’t want to be one. But he promised he’d give stars life back.)
GO AWAY
Just get out here so we can be done with it already!
No!
It’ll be quick! That’s, like, the best you can ask for around here!
I don't care!
Just! Let! Me! In!
(Each syllable is marked by another all-out tackle on the door.)
No!
(With a scream, she breaks through, ending up on the floor.)
[Max stares at her for a bit]
(Star stands up, brushing starself off, before lunging again.)
[Max isn't able to doge this time]
(She pins him down, holding the knife above him, breathing shakily.)
Please don't do this-
(Closing stars eyes, Stella plunges the knife into his throat, hesitantly opening them slightly to make sure star hit stars mark.)
[Max chokes on his own blood]
(She pulls the knife out, then stabs him again. Over and over until star’s sure he’s dead.)
[He's defintley dead by now]
