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regurgitation in motion

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This guy is just a fucking goof... (at snapchat)

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I've seen this boy more times than I have seen my own parents this whole holiday💉 not proud of that buuuuuut😌... Now he's my roommate🌚 #thisischaos #trueboyrighthere #brother (at Johannesburg)

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Chill I wasn't feeling fresh... Its just --- ☺️ #ijustwantedtoseehowmynewhaircutlooked

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Chill this aint no selfie... Jesus just smiled that day :) x... #ifhewokeup (at before I left for ---)

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Because I lived to see another 24hrs I had to celebrate ace🙆🌚 #minamaltohypeme #ilookstupidlycrazy

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Took a picture with this phone like I stove it🌚 #waitingforfifatoload #likewaitingforJesus (at in flourish land)

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This chap here is my brother. He is family to me :) @thabontuli #iSoundGay #butItsTheTruth #mySecondNameIsThabo #andHisFirstNameIsThabo :) (at the palace (duzi's humble abode) :))

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It took a lot of editing but I remained true to my complexion :) #iAmNotLight #AsDarkAsLupita #flourishingAboveAfricans (at in flourish land)

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Woke up happy as fuck :))))))) #CantFakeASmile #iStayTrueToThemEmotions #AsCrustyAsDebonairs (at somewhere high)

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I seriously don't have the ability or strength to caption pics... #disclaimer (at in my element)

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Sad truth, but it happened. Gotta listen up. Spread the word 👌

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Did this while going kamikaze on this lasagna. Lord knows this shit not gonna eat itself up. It needs this cherry smile😌. And that big ass africuhn nose😒. And the receeder😔. And the skew eye😞......... Still gotta eat though☺️

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Some of yous families gotta learn how to cook. Lotta you be cooking like half a fag, hitting meat with egg whisks and shit. Since when do you put onion in ice cream? Next time I get this shit ima have a box of 30 chicken licken wings ready to serve yal some Mandela goodness. Lick fingas like you ain't peeped suckers before. Try this shit again... Double dare you 👏💅

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Some of yous families gotta learn how to cook. Lotta you be cooking like half a fag, hitting meat with egg whisks and shit. Since when do you put onion in ice cream? Next time I get this shit ima have a box of 30 chicken licken wings ready to serve yal some Mandela goodness. Lick fingas like you ain't peeped suckers before. Try this shit again... Double dare you 👏💅

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@thee_raymond_s Thought this challenge was for girls only? Oh well... 0. I fucking hate the black eyed piss 1. I don't know much about myself 2. FuckWeird... I laugh at geckos eyes 3. I'm not a 'gangsta' for all you ignorant blacks and witties out there. Just a bit of everything☺️ 4. I ran away from Kearsney in grade nine, didn't go as planned #django 5. My left leg is approx +-1cm off, that's why I got a slight limp 6. I'd rather eat an off banana shoved up the ugliest girls ass and shaved by a street clipper with aids topped on top than touch a spider 7. Was born in Xhosaland (Ixopo) by/to (i don't how the fuck you say that shit) a Sotho mom and Ugandan dad --- so I'm not South African (thank god) 8. Ain't allergic to shit... But hake... So I guess I am allergic 9. I used to chew on coins when I was young, that's why I shit money (kidding: but I did use to chow coins and notes) #obviouslyspatembackout 10. I hurdle elephants 11. More of a PsyTrance fan than Rap -- so again, fuck all you fucks 12. Whoever listens to nicki minaj ONE more time: I will transfer Ebola through EFT 13. I have like 15 gay friends (plus/minus) -- not homophobic, I just don't condone that shit, but I respect peoples decisions 14. I have no religion because I'm overly objective about life, I believe in facts not stories(drama did this shit to me) 15. Ever swallow sugar cane? Did that shit and choked for about 2 minutes. I've seen death 16. I saw a car flip 4 times infront of my eyes --- I laughed... It was on Need for Speed and It was the last lap, dude knocked something😁. Yal thought I was talking real life😂 17. I'd rather be rich than famous because there are people famous that ain't worth shit 18. Money indeed makes me happy because without id be living unhappily <--- isn't that obvious? 19. If I take you somewhere, you must know this gas don't come pissing out my dick. So you either gonna pay for my drank or give some #fuckouttahere 20. I hate these challenges because they're so irrelevant. But I'm not a bad sport (2-in-1 fact #cheat) I nominate: Naledi Ndawonde Kamo Thabe Todimu Ojo-Aromatkudu (haha-bitch) Shema Kaitakirwa Jabu Daka

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Thought this challenge was for girls only? Oh well... 0. I fucking hate the black eyed piss 1. I don't know much about myself 2. FuckWeird... I laugh at geckos eyes 3. I'm not a 'gangsta' for all you ignorant blacks and witties out there. Just a bit of everything☺️ 4. I ran away from Kearsney in grade nine, didn't go as planned #django 5. My left leg is approx +-1cm off, that's why I got a slight limp 6. I'd rather eat an off banana shoved up the ugliest girls ass and shaved by a street clipper with aids topped on top than touch a spider 7. Was born in Xhosaland (Ixopo) by/to (i don't how the fuck you say that shit) a Sotho mom and Ugandan dad --- so I'm not South African (thank god) 8. Ain't allergic to shit... But hake... So I guess I am allergic 9. I used to chew on coins when I was young, that's why I shit money (kidding: but I did use to chow coins and notes) #obviouslyspatembackout 10. I hurdle elephants 11. More of a PsyTrance fan than Rap -- so again, fuck all you fucks 12. Whoever listens to nicki minaj ONE more time: I will transfer Ebola through EFT 13. I have like 15 gay friends (plus/minus) -- not homophobic, I just don't condone that shit, but I respect peoples decisions 14. I have no religion because I'm overly objective about life, I believe in facts not stories(drama did this shit to me) 15. Ever swallow sugar cane? Did that shit and choked for about 2 minutes. I've seen death 16. I saw a car flip 4 times infront of my eyes --- I laughed... It was on Need for Speed and It was the last lap, dude knocked something😁. Yal thought I was talking real life😂 17. I'd rather be rich than famous because there are people famous that ain't worth shit 18. Money indeed makes me happy because without id be living unhappily <--- isn't that obvious? 19. If I take you somewhere, you must know this gas don't come pissing out my dick. So you either gonna pay for my drank or give some #fuckouttahere 20. I hate these challenges because they're so irrelevant. But I'm not a bad sport (2-in-1 fact #cheat) I nominate: Naledi Ndawonde Todimu Ojo-Aromatkudu (haha) Kamo Thabe Shema Kaitakirwa Jabu Daka Tk Sebothoma (at JahlilsLand™)

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Form don't quit. Consistency dope😌👌 #basketball #goodjumper #mostofthemwereplankingsoijusteditedthemout