So, what you're saying is she and you did what where? My man Brian always had the most fascinating stories when it came to his clientele and this story was no different. She went on to start her own spa and salon. I made sure to put up the air quotes. You have to know what "SPA" means after some of the things she did with you.
"How do you get these women to perform for you? I wish I had half the stories you had man! It's just me and my..."
"Daddy, I think I've got a boo boo."
"Yeah, it looks like you've nicked yourself right there. Let's see, if we can be on our Kayne."
"Why are you so obsessed with that man? The world knows he's crazy and we all know who runs the house!
The kids do!" Saying it together.
"Alright, let's get the right band-aid. Which one?"
Paul listen, this girl was special, to me she just was crazy. Why would she call me 99 times in a row plus leave a voicemail?"
"Deniability? This I have to hear. What's your wild theory about this crazy chick style."
If she kills you, she can say why would I leave evidence on his phone. Man, You always have an issue with these women.
This is what you do. You find a girl that is your type and you run. You make her seem perfect in the beginning and then it's, 'I don't know man she seems a little out of it'. She has two big feet? Her widow's peck showed through her wig cap? She had a dad, with no daddy issues? What was it?
She just didn't, you know fight for me.
She didn't fight for you? You mean like against another chick or you and your issues that you also bring to the table?
I told her the truth that I hooked up with a client and she pretended as if it were no big deal, as if she couldn't be bothered enough to care that I was with someone.
Then she left you 99 calls and a voicemail?
Naw, not even that she...
She pretended to care, with a fake fight putting on. I tried to get her to yell, scream or punch something but all I got was bad acting.
Ahhh, you made cause you wanted the angry black woman experience? That says more about you than anything. Here's a big brother talk. You're never gonna find what you're looking for unless you do what you tell your clients to do. Date yourself. Here, I know you like Museums. Here's an exhibit that I think you will take full advantage of.
I looked down at the pamphlet. Shook my head up and down and said alright. I'm dating myself. This should be interesting.