@jake-and-a-mirror - Tumblr Blog

Hello Tumblr!

Me and @cultof-aphrodite were wondering if anyone knows a cryptic similar to these drawings I did. They saw one at their grandparents’ house back in around 2012 and they described it to me. I know Tumblr probably knows more than Google, at least collectively. We’re calling it “Roadblock” because it was long enough to block traffic for a two-lane residential road.

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shirt that says “don’t bully me you’ll cum”

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shirt that says “do bully me i won’t cum”

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shirt that says “I ❤️ New York”

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mother-aschen

simstationdance

strangetown facebook part 3: even more gba/ds posts

wherewolf

i’m sorry but if u don’t look at least a little bit weird u can’t be hot. if ur just cut and dry good looking ur not hot ur in the mcu

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handsomeboymodelingschool

Franz Ferdinand made some gay ass music and that's why they assassinated him

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me commenting "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" on a video of a police funeral

spiroandthelacktones

My bongwater has developed it's own ecosystem

spiroandthelacktones

Legally I cannot change the water now it's federally protected habitat

beautifulminduglythings-moved

same thing happened 2 me i just transferred the water to an empty gatorade bottle and i just drop some cracker crumbs in there every once and a while and the bacteria love it. i have heard it refer to me by name before

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Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

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SEX TIP

[deleted because some of my coworkers are bitches]

=Amri Valreie Blumenfeld

murielswedding

yesterday i listened to a podcast stephanie allynne was on and she said at one point before they started dating she wrote tig this long email pouring her heart out about how she really liked her but they couldn’t date because she was straight and tig just replied ‘okay dyke’ and i’m still screaming about it

nicollekidman

barkingfortheocean

I WROTE DOWN THE QUOTE:

“And I wrote her this really long email, like six months in, where I’m like–and it was after we had first kissed–and I was like, “Ok so I don’t regret doing that, that was so good, we had such a great time, but I’m just not gay and I feel like I’m doing–” blah blah blah, like, the longest email ever, and I’m like, I have to just get this all out. And, um, and then I send it. And then like, seconds later–I mean after she had read it–she writes back, “Ok, dyke.””

chicaqueenvixenstyle-blog

Yo,

Take down that pic you posted please. Post this one instead. That first one was a tester and this one is gold. If you don’t wanna lose followers take the old post down and post this gold pic. Alright peace.

Jake