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horton’s postulates state that a person’s a person no matter how small

germ theory was developed by horton the elephant in 1884 after he correctly identified a who on a clover in the jungle of nool

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horton the elephant discovered that whos will freely grow on a speck that is placed on a clover, but that a speck not exposed to open air will not develop whos. this revolutionary experiment disproved the theory of spontaneous generation and was later key to developing the theory of biogenesis

germ theory was developed by horton the elephant in 1884 after he correctly identified a who on a clover in the jungle of nool

#sam speaks

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vintage 1970s silver “bloody tower” charm opens to executioner

#so awesome

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That is not what i googled

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I remember a dinner in New York with Peter Farrelly of the Farrelly brothers at which I told Carrie [Fisher] and Peter about a urologist who had recently died in New Jersey, leaving behind a macabre collection of arcane objects including the bloodstained shirt worn by President Lincoln at Ford’s Theatre; and, even more wondrous, the penis of Napoleon Bonaparte, with a full provenance authenticating it.

Immediately Carrie imagined a documentary. We would acquire the detached organ and bring it ceremoniously to Paris and place it with all due solemnity on Napoleon’s tomb in the Hôtel des Invalides, making the Emperor whole once more. It would be our gift to the French people in return for the Statue of Liberty. We tried to acquire the penis. We failed.

-- Salman Rushdie, "The platonic ideal", p. 100-101 British Vogue, May 2018.

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then