honestly? truly? meet me at dyre park

Jake. He/Him, and hella gay r-r-r-really complicated. I'm only FOURTEEN for christs sake, so please ask to follow me if you're over 18!! I cosplay, but not very well. I draw, and it's better than my cosplay, but still. This blog is basically everything I like, almost everything I think, and definitely everything I draw. My birthday is valentine's day so kick my ass please

[sicxboy]

[liberalsarecool]

Conservatives never talk about how their deregulation gets you killed.

Conservative do not take responsibility for their failed politics.

[island-delver-go]

Source

[themaskedhero]

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[mandatalks]

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

[just-another-secret-gaygent]

bro do you realize you met aliens

[sheepkind]

not unusual for a kmart

[jenmarii]

the best hurricane irma events part 3/??

[rtlgbta]

Visit Original Link

[dykebats-deactivated20180615]

boy howdy do i love my shotgun

[yorkalina]

fucking destroyed

[jake-art]

mmm watcha sayy...

[mistressofmoonlight]

how to become an unstoppable axe person in D&D 5e

Want to throw 9 handaxes in a single turn??? Do you want to be feared??? Here’s how.

Step 1: Pick the Fighter Class okay I know it sounds basic but trUST ME on this one Step 2: Screw those Background items!! Screw those Class items!! You don’t need ‘em!! You have dice! And according to PHB Chapter 5 page 143 table 1 “Starting Wealth by Class” *ahem* that’s 5d4 x 10 GP worth of starting equipment. So what do you buy with C: Axes. Hand. Axes. (Okay so assuming the maximum GP (200), get some Leather or Hide armor (10 GP) because… I mean you probably want that and then spend the rest on handaxes.) That’s 38 Handaxes “But Luna!” you might ask, astounded by the multitude of crude axes I have hanging around my belt, “How do you carry all of those!” (they weigh 2 pounds each and your carrying capacity is str score times 15 so like it’s almost impossible not to be able to) STEP 4: Throw??? Them??? Just throw them. Recover them after the battle. Also, since they have the Light property, you can use two-handed fighting to throw two per turn! “Okay what about that fighter thi–”Okay here’s the deal Take the two-weapon fighting style so those Bonus Action axes get that sweet, sweet STR mod. If you want, you can become a Champion, get a second fighting style, pick Archery, and now you have accurate handaxes.

Now the real money here is “how many handaxes can I throw per turn?” Keeping in mind the Fighter’s Extra Attacks and Action Surge (Note: An action surge gives an extra action, and Extra Attacks are each time you take the Attack action, so keep that in mind), I’ve made this neat little visual.

1st level: 2 axes 1st level (Action Surge use): 3 axes 5th level: 3 axes 5th level (Action Surge use): 5 axes 11th level: 4 axes 11th level (Action Surge use): 7 axes 20th level: 5 axes 20th level (Action Surge use): 9 axes 

You are now a human(oid) machine gun of handaxes. … One last thing: Take the Sharpshooter perk. Gets rid of disadvantage at long range, meaning you can throw 9 axes from 60 feet away. Remember: With great power comes great responsibility. And at least 38 handaxes. Godspeed.

[peliaosfiendline]

Something to add, take a look at the fighter Unearthed Arcana: Samurai path. You can actually double the number of axes you’d be throwing. Sure, you’d have to sacrifice that second fighting style, but 18 axes in one turn is hard to pass over

[jewishdragon]

Ok so this post has come across my dash once every few days for the past couple of week or so but it only has 1000 notes

Do I just follow the right people or what?

[caesaretluna]

                     Write Real People                     click and drag game

ONE RULE: DON’T CLICK AND DRAG UNTIL YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU LIKE!

if you want me to add anything just write me. i’ll add that and update the post!

I love all the click and drag games on Tumblr and after I read an article about diversity in YA books, I wanted to make a click and drag “game” myself. (i think this was the article, but i’m not sure, sorry)

[thepulsarskate]

sortabentglasses this is really freakin cool

[aubreytheladyflame-deactivated2]

this is so cool!

[lotselance-blog]

here’s some NPC reaction highlights from my naked run

[jake-art]

@overcaffeinatedart

[shittyidea]

This

[jake-art]

thats absolutely amazing

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

toxic 📢 friendships 📢 are 📢 just 📢 as 📢 traumatizing 📢 as 📢  relationships 📢📢📢

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

this gained 3k notes overnight and it makes me deeply upset how many ppl have been scarred by toxic friendships 2017 better b good to you all or imma beat its ass

[cynric]

Church through the ages

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[dragonrightsarehumanrights]

I want this

@jake-art

It is because of you that I want this

[jake-art]

thank

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

the best apology is changed behavior

[jake-art]

York: Bad news - Wash locked the keys inside the building.

York: Good news - we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

York: Bad news - North finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girl.

York: Good news - a cute girl saw me do it.

York: Bad news - it was Carolina, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.