goffik stanist 666

alyssa/31/usa she/her me interests

[bloobydabloob]

Dirk & Hal comm for anon

[foodcravings]

[universeleads]

The way my classes this semester look in my calendar is endlessly funny to me. Fuck man I'm sorry, I can't hang out on September 22nd, I'm so busy.

[biomarinning]

★! lets just appreciate these tide pools in today’s post…… 🪸🐚🌊

[nyancrimew]

in the crib getting fucked up off that six seven

[nyancrimew]

getting fucked up off that... i shant say it...

[leahberman]

medusozoa

instagram - twitter - website

[random-brushstrokes]

Caroline Scally (Irish, 1886 - 1973) - The Forgotten Cottage

[soffiya]

Cascade Locks, Or. 2015

[willgrahamscock]

Thought crimes of course aren’t real but uh. We know those aren’t just thoughts anymore once you’ve posted them publicly, yeah?

Then they’re just crimes.

sure, fictional crimes since nothing happened and no one was hurt. should we put the fictional handcuffs on? "sorry, you wrote about murder which is illegal, go spend 20 years in mind jail"

[lustcannibalism]

y'all make so much more fuss about shit in fanfiction than crimes in real life

[biglawbear]

Agatha Christie is serving 100,000 consecutive life sentences for all the murders

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[freakybugeyedweirdogirl]

[jessss-ica]

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower

[irate-iguana]

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

[mockiatoh]

Stop that’s too funny

[o-craven-canto]

objectively, they're right

[garbagequeer]

you really do have to hand it to bridgerton sometimes

[do-not-stop]

2.04 Victory

[asystolle]

Louise & Rory in GILMORE GIRLS 1.13 | Concert Interruptus

[scramratz]

saw a youtube video with a date of 20 years ago and i thought "surely this is a glitch, youtube wasnt even around 20 years ago" and then i watched as my hands shriveled and fell to dust before my very eyes

[food-in-the-morning]