Satan's Nephew

The emotional equivalent of a shopping cart full of dead car batteries // stalk me on social media: jakea_bledsoe

[cowboy]

[elle-etait-une-fois]

[alphic]

aesthetic

[aestheticacadema]

Art

[ruinedchildhood]

[rosalitadiazz-deactivated202003]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[aki373]

[infected]

Jewel Changi Airport, Singapore, photo by lordyamsuan

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Gay/gay friendships progress on an entirely different timeline. One hour after the first “hi” you’re already spilling all your trauma

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

2 minutes in: Oh yeah I’m 5'6 

12 minutes in: God I fucking hate my father

[theantisocialghost]

a week in and im telling you about dead russian czar’s preserved appendages

[anarchohannibalism]

eventually, you learn each other’s names

[creekfiend]

Y'all...

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY SOME REAL APPALACHIAN REPRESENTATIIN IM HOLLERING

[auddityy-deactivated20260827]

my mom saw this pic and was like thats popcorn sutton on the right i know him.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

:’( rest in paradise legend

[tomaturtles]

I can’t believe i’m getting called out by a bot

[tomaturtles]

Update: i’m calling the police

[meryl-streep]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"don't speak ill of the dead" don't be a piece of shit before you die.

[anemonequeen-moved]

once again, dont speak ill of the dead is for your uncle who had an alcohol problem, not the politician who upheld the oppression of millions of people 

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[shiftythrifting]

Found the last copy of Windows XP trapped in a baseball

[randomitemdrop]

Item: orb that, when bounced off the surface of a technological device, installs Windows XP Professional as its operating software

[tinderventure]

She’s not wrong

[friendsterfriday]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[magiashley]

[octolinglesbian-deactivated2019]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dreamsequencer]

I think OP’s dad should be in charge of how work works