Jake

i am Jake. I like boats

[jake-offical]

Hellooo this is to be my introductory post 🥰

I am @jake-offical

I like boats and uhh posting on tumblr :)

I'm a human. With bones and flesh.

Queer and trans (he/they) hehe.

@james-offical and @ben-offical are my brothers !!

NO HATE ON THINGS THAT ARE BAD TO HATE ON

I will edit this post when i find more things to like (yippee)

Farewell for now

Main acc is @ch4rl13-spr1ng

[whyarebooksmylife]

START THE WAVE (keep it going idk)

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(bru ok - time to tag ZE MOOTS)

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(nf btw)

@m-ozzy @dickgraysonoffical @timothydrakeofficial @nightwingdickrider (imma save y'all the rest of the gang to tag)

and @acestar87 @limerenceinred @midnightmusix @erraticsunflower obvi

[timothydrakeofficial]

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@friendlyghostsandmonsters @gh0stly-t0x1ns @th3-b1tch-cam3-back @hopeful-soapbat

+open tags 💕💕💕

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

🖐🏾🖐🏾🖐🏾

I really don't know why we're doing this, but...okay?

@crowningsarcasm @halfmouse @astracaedes @cobalt-draws-stuff @xoasong @thedragonwithoutfire @jello-the-frog @entr0pye @passing-through-bd

[astracaedes]

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@skepticalvoidhedgehog @dramatic1nlyf @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @lightsabersandbluecookies @autisimyfoxerronii @shogun-midnight @thedogbard @ayane-chan-loves-water @jello-the-frog @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @irvnwithsciss0rs @mjthesilly @ninahufflepuff @kingkit7734 @evyyy77 @youngjusticerulez @roseisgoat @jel-e-ton-officalz @algae122 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @towel-offical @do-not-u-dare @mushroompie @gaster-wd @positively--voodoo @do-not-u-dare @themosteclecticwitch @instant-yuri-machine @marshmallow-dust @la-femmerouge @paper-stars-still-glow @kermitthebomber-offical @no-one-offical @deductivelogico-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @zeta-finnish

[gaster-wd]

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@krisdreemurr-offical @rouxls-offical @azriel-is-gay @ch1mmy-error @3rte @blacknailpolishoffical @possum-offical @crystal-ball-offical @mean-girl-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @houseofcrack @lemon-emoji-offical @james-offical @cishet-offical @no-one-offical @gus-offical @kekefan1225 @killer-fish-offical @one-upgirl @juice-offical @hekate-offical @elizer-the-felon @hollyberry-cookie-offical @frooglet @spamton-g-spamton-offical @stupid-offical @bigshot-offical @baskabytheanglerfish @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @enderman-offical @really-good-wingding-translator @roryniteoffical @thesoul-and-thehuman-offical @riverman-offical @evil-amulet-offical @the-wind-offical @chara-offical @kris-dreemurr-offical @eggman-eggpire-offical @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @frisk-offical @oppossum-offical @confusedfroggirl

[james-offical]

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@keith-oficcal @man-offical @jake-offical @ben-offical

[jake-offical]

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Uhhh @ch4rl13-spr1ng @seagull-offical + any other moots <3

[james-offical]

Do you like cilantro?

- @chef-cooks-cilantro-emporium

very green

👍

[keith-oficcal]

Soap.

[jake-offical]

Soap... Oap... Oa.... Boa... Boat... BOAT... BOAT????!!!!!!

[my-melody-offical]

hii! do you want to play a tag game with me?

ヾ(＾-＾)ノ

here we go!

what's your favorite dessert, and what's a weird dessert or food you want to try? tag people to find out what they want, too! (or don't!)

anyone can join! :3

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @paranoia-offical @nurse-offical @moth-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @sprite-offical @not-offical-offical @amnesia-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @hekate-offical and anyone else who wants to join!!

[james-offical]

I enjoy the cake

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @jake-offical @very-normal-guy-offical

[jake-offical]

I enjoy cheesecake !!

Anyone who wants too

[jake-offical]

I relate !!

[ch4rl13-spr1ng]

REBLOG BECAUSE THIS IS DISGUSTING.

So I just found out...

Donald Trump is mentioned over 38,000 times in the Epstein files.

That's more than Harry Potter is mentioned in the ENTIRE SERIES.

If you don't know, the Epstein files are a collection of millions of documents, images and videos detailing the criminal activities of American financier and convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, including his social circle of public figures, politicians and celebrities (from Wikipedia).

[jake-offical]

I don't usually repost stuff from my main blog but u have a few more followers on this blog so ...

@james-offical @ben-offical @mothership-offical

PLEASE.

[mothership-offical]

Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, and Night.

I am mothership. My children have informed me of this webbed site.

@james-offical @keith-oficcal @jake-offical @ben-offical

[jake-offical]

MOTHERRRSHIP

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[multifand0m-w3ird0]

damn right im not

[whackybird-offical]

HELL NO

[jake-offical]

OFC NOT NO HATE HERE

[jake-offical]

Hellooo this is to be my introductory post 🥰

I am @jake-offical

I like boats and uhh posting on tumblr :)

I'm a human. With bones and flesh.

Queer and trans (he/they) hehe.

I'm @james-offical s brother

NO HATE ON THINGS THAT ARE BAD TO HATE ON

I will edit this post when i find more things to like (yippee)

Farewell for now

[someone-official]

Are you an alien too?

[jake-offical]

What no! Like i said, I'm a human with bones and flesh!!!

[someone-official]

It's ok Jake. I know. They let it slip. You don't have to pretend around me.

[jake-offical]

@ben-offical @james-offical can i trust him?

[ben-offical]

... No. And we are human.

[someone-official]

Sureeeeee.

[ben-offical]

We are 100% human. Fresh from the juice.

[someone-official]

Live in your delusions, that's fine by me.

[ben-offical]

delusions..? we eat eggs.

ill also brb if we're continuing this convo because I cant stop crying

[someone-official]

What?

[ben-offical]

eggs are very human. right?

[someone-official]

Depends on the eggs.

[ben-offical]

uh...

brown ones?

[someone-official]

Hmmm....very human answer....

Solve this captcha.

[ben-offical]

er...

Mmmm QuiQui baguette Grandma in September?

[someone-official]

I...I don't even know....

Am I human...

[ben-offical]

You're not the human.

ALIEN!! ALIEN!!! ALIEN!!!!!!!!!

[someone-official]

Why would you immediately call me an alien and not a bunch of raccoons in a trenchcoat if YOU weren't the alien to begin with!?

[ben-offical]

...

Oh god, you're ginger, arent you?

[someone-official]

I have black hair with green highlights.

[ben-offical]

Take that fucking wig off, I see the ginger...

[someone-official]

*scuttles away like a crab to avoid being ginger*

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVEEEE!

[ben-offical]

BURN THE WHICH, BURN THE WHICHHHHH!!

[someone-official]

HISSSSSS

[ben-offical]

BURN HIM!!! @jake-offical and @james-offical HELP

[jake-offical]

[jake-offical]

Hellooo this is to be my introductory post 🥰

I am @jake-offical

I like boats and uhh posting on tumblr :)

I'm a human. With bones and flesh.

Queer and trans (he/they) hehe.

I'm @james-offical s brother

NO HATE ON THINGS THAT ARE BAD TO HATE ON

I will edit this post when i find more things to like (yippee)

Farewell for now

[someone-official]

Are you an alien too?

[jake-offical]

What no! Like i said, I'm a human with bones and flesh!!!

[someone-official]

It's ok Jake. I know. They let it slip. You don't have to pretend around me.

[jake-offical]

@ben-offical @james-offical can i trust him?

[ben-offical]

... No. And we are human.

[someone-official]

Sureeeeee.

[ben-offical]

We are 100% human. Fresh from the juice.

[someone-official]

Live in your delusions, that's fine by me.

[ben-offical]

delusions..? we eat eggs.

ill also brb if we're continuing this convo because I cant stop crying

[someone-official]

What?

[jake-offical]

Eggs

[jake-offical]

Hellooo this is to be my introductory post 🥰

I am @jake-offical

I like boats and uhh posting on tumblr :)

I'm a human. With bones and flesh.

Queer and trans (he/they) hehe.

I'm @james-offical s brother

NO HATE ON THINGS THAT ARE BAD TO HATE ON

I will edit this post when i find more things to like (yippee)

Farewell for now

[someone-official]

Are you an alien too?

[jake-offical]

What no! Like i said, I'm a human with bones and flesh!!!

[someone-official]

It's ok Jake. I know. They let it slip. You don't have to pretend around me.

[jake-offical]

@ben-offical @james-offical can i trust him?

[james-offical]

This one is very suspicious. Use caution, brother.

[jake-offical]

Ok, will do!

[jake-offical]

Hellooo this is to be my introductory post 🥰

I am @jake-offical

I like boats and uhh posting on tumblr :)

I'm a human. With bones and flesh.

Queer and trans (he/they) hehe.

I'm @james-offical s brother

NO HATE ON THINGS THAT ARE BAD TO HATE ON

I will edit this post when i find more things to like (yippee)

Farewell for now

[someone-official]

Are you an alien too?

[jake-offical]

What no! Like i said, I'm a human with bones and flesh!!!

[someone-official]

It's ok Jake. I know. They let it slip. You don't have to pretend around me.

[jake-offical]

@ben-offical @james-offical can i trust him?

[ben-offical]

... No. And we are human.

[someone-official]

Sureeeeee.

[ben-offical]

We are 100% human. Fresh from the juice.

[someone-official]

Live in your delusions, that's fine by me.

[jake-offical]

WE HAVE FLESH. AND BONES. (we swear)

[james-offical]

Hello, James!

Would you like a drink? Coffee, maybe?

-@richard-roose-offical

Hello! No thanks on the coffee, I don’t drink much of it because of the incident. Who are you? :)

[richard-roose-offical]

I am a cook for our gracious King, @eredin-offical!

I enjoy giving out free drinks. Maybe you want some orange juice?

[james-offical]

Oh, sure! Wonderful to meet you, by the way :D

[richard-roose-offical]

You too!

*Gives you orange juice.* Enjoy your drink!

[james-offical]

Thank you! *sip*

[richard-roose-offical]

*It was heavily laced with arsenic poisoning. 1 milligram is enough to kill 10 adults.*

*Walks away.*

[james-offical]

eushekebskns

@ben-offical @jake-offical @keith-oficcal CAL THE NOTHERSHIP

HILP

[jake-offical]

NOOOO @james-offical !!!! I will call the mothership as soon as possible!!!

[james-offical]

all is well now, brother! Do not worry :D

[jake-offical]

Good good >_<

[jake-offical]

Hellooo this is to be my introductory post 🥰

I am @jake-offical

I like boats and uhh posting on tumblr :)

I'm a human. With bones and flesh.

Queer and trans (he/they) hehe.

I'm @james-offical s brother

NO HATE ON THINGS THAT ARE BAD TO HATE ON

I will edit this post when i find more things to like (yippee)

Farewell for now

[someone-official]

Are you an alien too?

[jake-offical]

What no! Like i said, I'm a human with bones and flesh!!!

[someone-official]

It's ok Jake. I know. They let it slip. You don't have to pretend around me.

[jake-offical]

@ben-offical @james-offical can i trust him?

[jake-offical]

Hellooo this is to be my introductory post 🥰

I am @jake-offical

I like boats and uhh posting on tumblr :)

I'm a human. With bones and flesh.

Queer and trans (he/they) hehe.

I'm @james-offical s brother

NO HATE ON THINGS THAT ARE BAD TO HATE ON

I will edit this post when i find more things to like (yippee)

Farewell for now

[someone-official]

Are you an alien too?

[jake-offical]

What no! Like i said, I'm a human with bones and flesh!!!

[james-offical]

Hello, James!

Would you like a drink? Coffee, maybe?

-@richard-roose-offical

Hello! No thanks on the coffee, I don’t drink much of it because of the incident. Who are you? :)

[richard-roose-offical]

I am a cook for our gracious King, @eredin-offical!

I enjoy giving out free drinks. Maybe you want some orange juice?

[james-offical]

Oh, sure! Wonderful to meet you, by the way :D

[richard-roose-offical]

You too!

*Gives you orange juice.* Enjoy your drink!

[james-offical]

Thank you! *sip*

[richard-roose-offical]

*It was heavily laced with arsenic poisoning. 1 milligram is enough to kill 10 adults.*

*Walks away.*

[james-offical]

eushekebskns

@ben-offical @jake-offical @keith-oficcal CAL THE NOTHERSHIP

HILP

[jake-offical]

NOOOO @james-offical !!!! I will call the mothership as soon as possible!!!

[jake-offical]

Hellooo this is to be my introductory post 🥰

I am @jake-offical

I like boats and uhh posting on tumblr :)

I'm a human. With bones and flesh.

Queer and trans (he/they) hehe.

I'm @james-offical s brother

NO HATE ON THINGS THAT ARE BAD TO HATE ON

I will edit this post when i find more things to like (yippee)

Farewell for now

[ben-offical]

you're also my brother now, im forcing it 😍

[jake-offical]

ok YAYYYYY