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Bitches that tag harmione, but then say they don’t actually ship it in later tags.. deserve to get punched in the jaw. Wasting my time.. moron!

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Dear Harmione haters, don’t fucking rant about your dislike of the ship in the tag if you are too dumb to not put a damn ANTI in front of it first. Nobody has time for your ‘canon’ bullshit.

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SAME FUCKING PROBLEM STILL EXISTS IN BLOODY 2026!

Who even needs April Fools Day.. when you have the Spider-Man fandom, with trash stuff like petermj, spideypool, spideytorch, spideydevil, parksborn, spideyflash, gwenmj, mjfelicia(YUCK!), and poly(petermjfel 🤮🤮🤮) rubbish!? These ppl’s birth was a joke/mistake.

And bitches never learn to fucking tag correctly! Some of us sane peterfel shippers don’t want your bullshit ships on OUR tag! So piss off mj cunts!

Losers in 2012-2014 on tumblr, that claim to be peterfelicia shippers, but then reblogged trash from the 1610/ultimate universe, deserve to have their phones smashed and their comic collection burned. Motherfucker, you literally reblog one of the cringest and most overused comic panel(of her learning his age/overreaction). That trash alternate universe has spread so much misconception and confusion for decades! Go fuck yourselves. And fuck Bendis too(piece of shit. Gave us trash ships like Kitty/Peter, and Miles/Spider-Gwen)!

And fuck those fags that ship spideypool, spideytorch, mjfelicia, PeterMJ, and throuple between Peter/Felicia/MJ. You losers deserve to get run over!

FOR THE LASY FUCKING TIME, HARRY POTTER AND HERMIONE GRANGER ARE NOT FUCKING RELATED! KEEP YOUR TRASH HEADCANONS OUT OF OUR HARMIONE SHIP TAGS, LOSERS!

Look at this idiot:

Loser decided to put ‘Hermione and Harry are siblings’ tag alongside Harmione tag💀 the sheer retardness. And.. it gets worse! Dumbass is a drarry shipper. Explains the problem/rot.

Reminder hoe: Harry would rather burn in lava then sleep with that racist fag!

It’s fucking 2026, ppl! I should not have to filter more tags just to enjoy a ship in bloody peace! A simple anti would’ve been enough, cunts! And it’s ironic, because the weasleys are technically cousins to potters. So yeah losers, jokes on you! Hermione and Harry are not related by blood. And that one moment with Harry reassuring the insecure best friend(Ron. Who had a sword btw) that in deathly hallows, doesn’t erase what the previous books indicate otherwise.

If anything, Ron and Hermione argued like siblings for majority of the books🤣 Harry and Hermione’s dynamic is opposite of a typical sibling we usually see. So you are dead wrong.

And fuck you for allowing drarry, jegulus, wolfstar, snarry, tomarry, and other disgusting and problematic yaoi ships to exist. But bash a healthy hetero one. And if you dumbasses can ship a brotherly bond(ronarry🤮🤮), then you can learn to fucking ignore harmione/Harmony.

Also…..

JAMES POTTER IS WHITE. Stay mad.

Harry literally saw Ginny as Ron’s little sister from books 1-5. And the weasleys and potters are technically cousins. Jokes on you bitches!

If he can change that(forced in book 6 btw, no buts or ifs!), then harmione shippers are justified with shipping him with his best friend(Hermione), who is NOT fucking blood related(gtfo of your false headcanon narrative, bitch!)☠️

A revenge commission I had done by the talented https://x.com/sillvayohana .

Perfect counter for those losers that spam cringe ultimate spider man 85 issue. Payback’s a bitch😈😎👊

marveldcfan105, another braindead freak, on this already rubbish spider man fandom. Fucker is a cringe mj simp/bashes other spidey ladies, but of course, ships mary bitch with Felicia(hey loser! Felicia has better taste than that redhead hoe!). And uses outdated arguments from decades ago to try to paint peterfelicia in a bad light(READ newer comics, cunt). And created a trash community group with throuple pairing peterfeliciamj(🤮🤮🤮🤮).

This fag is Eric-Coldfire’s hideous cousin 2.0. Him, Eric, and towritecomicsonherarms deserve to have their accounts terminated and their fingers smashed. Bunch of manchild plaguing tags of characters(gwen, felicia, others), with that insignificant filth.

If this year actually has a chance get better, fucking terminate these cunts, tumblr.

SOOOO.. on surface, she is a peterfel shipper. But then I checked her trash Twitter account and she ships mary bitch with Felicia??🤢

THE FUCK, BITCH!?? Just because Felicia is a bi, doesn’t mean you ship her with actual rubbish. Are you losers forgetting that redhead cunt is the reason editorials are fucking over other women in comics, just to make mary bitch look better!?? You whining about mary bitch ruined now yet you conveniently fine with sins past. How pathetic. Fuck positivity. I’m going on lynch mobs if idiots are gonna be hypocritical wankers! And FYI, Felicia rejecting Peter initially was clearly bad writing/editorial screw up! Earlier issues, she wanted to know who’s behind the mask. And you sluts say all love interests deserve rEsPeCt, yet you write trash statements like: ‘Mj LoVeD PeTeR and SpIdEr-mAn’(wrong bitch! Maximum carnage story clearly proves the cunt can’t handle the double life of his!); ‘gWeN lOvEd PeTeR’(LOL, so bitch?? That’s good in fact! And guess what, moron?? He was PLANNING to tell her, before writers wrote that tragedy!), and ‘FeLiCiA lOvEd SpIdEr-MaN’(WRONG, Jackass! 1)Bad writing! 2)outdated comic panel that doesn’t reflect her now. And 3) she fucking grew up and actually admitted her flaws/grew to love Peter! You ppl are brain dead losers that can’t think). Karma serves you right, now Mary plain got with Paul/her character finally showed her true colors.

So to all morons that suggest a throuple=

And to those weird freaks that also ship Spideytorch and spideypool, alongside PeterFelicia and petergwen=

Hate that overrated hack. Gave us one of WORST versions of Felicia Hardy/Black Cat, with a stupid gag from an alternative universe that Braindead children on tiktok, YouTube, tumblr, and Reddit still spam, because they are unoriginal/lack common sense. Fuck the ultimate garbage comics(and this bald fuck gave us trash pairings like gwen x miles, and peter x kitty🤮🤮🤮).

And adding insult to injury, this worthless cunt wrote crime boss Felicia in the equally garbage comic with Miles(spider-man vol 2, issue 5, 2016). Slott may have been the bastard who lit the fire, but Bendis was the gasoline.

Just look at what the piece of shit says=

I wrote a lot of Felicia in "Ultimate Spider-Man," but that Ultimate version was a character we almost created from scratch. It was the best parts of the classic Black Cat. I did enjoy writing her, and probably my favorite joke of "Ultimate Spider-Man" was when Peter finally in what could only be described as hormonal dizziness pulls off his mask to make out with the Black Cat and she pukes on him because he's particularly sweaty and pimply that day. So not only is he a teenager -- he's really teenagery! It's not pretty, and I believe she barfs right on his crotch if I'm not mistaken. So I was very proud of that. [Laughs]

Now Sara did a great Black Cat in "Ultimate Spider-Man" -- the first storyline I did with her was the Black Cat. It just fit everything she does well: character acting, costume design, and everything like that.

That was one of the reasons why I wanted her. Then there was that extra added bonus that Dan Slott gave her with her new status quo. It relieves me of creating a kingpin character for Miles, which is my soft spot. I'll even admit that it's one of my weak spots as a writer that I always need a kingpin. Gangster kingpins are just something I like and can relate to. So having her gifted to me in the kingpin role was a relief, but their relationship is going to be very different. As a writer, I tasked myself to not repeat any of the kingpin beats I've done in the past in "Daredevil" or "Ultimate Spider-Man." This will be a very different scenario and relationship.

Also, as we'll discover in the next issue the Black Cat literally says these words out loud, "I'm going to run this differently than Wilson Fisk did because it never actually worked out that well for him. Let's try some new things." So she's trying a new playbook as I, the writer, am trying a new playbook for this scenario.

😑 and this is WHY some writers shouldn’t be given free reign. Idiot and creator of CRINGE(and the cuck actually laughs. Twat!). And you dumb fucks who ship mjfelicia(seriously, whore?? Felicia deserves better than this cunt), gwenmj(another cringe yuri ship), spideypool(you ppl need to burn!), spideytorch(trash), peterxflash(insulting/victim blaming), gwenxmiles(forced), and peterxkitty(trash 2.0) are just as BAD! Bitch, if you ship those two pairings alongside peterfelicia, GTFO of my face! You are meaningless trash to me/and a traitor.

Fuck Bendis and his stupid fans.

It’s BULLSHIT whenever they give Mary Bitch powers(in alternate universe/spinneret🤢) or have her wear Felicia’s suit(FILTHY IMPOSTER!). That ain’t a strong wahmen, that’s just lazy writing to try to make her useful. She be dead twenty times over if she didn’t have plot armor or powers. And her fans, man! Never wanted to beat the shit out of someone this badly. Lazy, pathetic, and using outdated arguments. Your queen is overrated, bitch. Sooner you stop trying to paint her as perfect, the less hate you might get! And FUCK YOU to those that ship Felicia with this bitch(Plz, Fel deserves better than this trash model)! And screw your ‘all spidey gIrls are GrEaT, StOp bEiNg ToXic’ take, bitch! If that was true, Felicia(ex: written in insomniac games and 1610/ultimate) and Gwen(ex: Sins Past) would NOT be bastardized and character assassinated, to make that hoe look good! Just cause we don’t stan you garbage fav, doesn’t mean we don’t like women(most retarded argument/take). Gender doesn’t protect you from necessary harsh calling out. Woman up.

#anti sins pasts #anti ultimate universe #anti mary jane watson #Mary bitch #anti Mary Jane #anti petermj #peterfelicia #petergwen #rant #anti norman osborn #anti green goblin #anti super hero confessions #anti spinneret #spider man #peter parker #marvel

Me after doing some digging into Earth 6160/the new ultimate universe. Learning That the POC Felicia is 16/17. My reaction: 🤔 😑

you are seriously telling me it WAS POSSIBLE to have a teen Felicia, in an elseworld/alternative earth?? Seriously Bendis, what the FUCK were you thinking when you wrote 1610/original ultimate Felicia/creating that dumbass age difference narrative(hey tikok and YouTube shorts content creator morons, PETER AND FELICIA ARE THE SAME BLOODY AGE IN MOST COMICS!), all those damn years ago?? Idiot.

As if race swapping wasn’t necessary enough, they hooked her up with hellspawn child of one of the most overrated/overused garbage pairing: petermj. Just the idea of Richard with the woman that in most other continuities, has been deeply passionate with his dad, just UGH!

The new earth 6160 is bEtTeR, yeah right! It’s another petermj trash wanking fest. And even Ben Parker is back, so great. More stupidity that the so called ‘fans’ will accept! What’s next, a poly with Peter/MJ/Felicia🤢(oh who am I kidding, tumblr twats will probably enjoy that too. And bitch about getting ‘hate’(even though they make Gwen neck jokes all the bloody time).

Gwen is with Harry(as if pairing her with Miles in other universes, and Sins Past with Norman🤮; wasn’t bad enough.), because how unoriginal. Does Ben Reilly not mean anything, you dumbasses!??

Another garbage alternative earth, catering to morons. Then again, you same jackasses ship spideypool, spideytorch, and MJFelicia, so clearly your taste are in the gutters.

Hopefully this universe gets offed by the Maker or someone else too.

And STFU about Peter and Mary Bitch not being married in 616. Or that the Raimi films got her wrong. Motherfucker, your overrated pairing at least were together for a while in 616(an irritating time, as a reader for me), 1610/ultimate, 90s show, insomniac(cringe, but whatever). While the peterfelicia pairings always get sidelined/disrespected(EX: original ultimate/1610 age gap/trash joke that is spammed by brain dead users on social media, her dad being Ben’s killer(spectacular spider man show), her hooking up with Morbius in 90s show, her being a manipulative bitch in Spider Man 2018 Heist dlc story, etc). Or the terrible character assassination of Gwen(Sins Past), that turns on a couple of Norman wankers(fuck you super-hero-confessions blog! Piece of shit who allows those confessions by pedo trolls).

You got NOTHING to complain about, hoes!