I'm sorry, Peter calls Felicia's breasts "the kittens"?!
This guy, I swear...
"I'm talking about the felony! Not... you know... the kittens." (ASM #606)
One of pop culture's most notable figures everyone. Horrible. My favorite character.

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I'm sorry, Peter calls Felicia's breasts "the kittens"?!
This guy, I swear...
"I'm talking about the felony! Not... you know... the kittens." (ASM #606)
One of pop culture's most notable figures everyone. Horrible. My favorite character.
Spider-Man and Black Cat
When I think of a new way Spider-Man and whoever I ship him with to do it.
Let’s get the bloody misconception/overused arguments by the petermj hoes fixed(it’s 2026. Idiots need a education for once)=
Gwen Stacy: loved Peter. And would’ve loved Spider-Man if the editorials didn’t fuck them over/had Peter be so secretive. Bendis made it WORSE by hooking up an alternative version(spider gwen) with miles🤮🤮 that’s the equivalent of Tim Drake dating Barbara Gordon(oh wait.. the arkham games did do that🙄).
Mary Jane Watson: supposedly loves Peter and Spider-Man, yet was never supportive/nor confided in him that she knew his secret(stupid retcon in The Amazing Spider-Man #257 is the proof. As terrible as Invincible’s Amber. Bitch knew yet still acted like a demanding hoe whenever he was late, during the ESU days). Even the so called bliss marriage wasn’t fucking perfect. Always her being annoyingly worried for his dangerous life(ex: maximum carnage story)/asking him to quit. Go back to smoking.. worthless twat!
Felicia Hardy: unlike common misconceptions, she actually was INTERESTED in the man behind the mask(ex: The Amazing Spider-Man issue 227(1982) and The Spectacular Spider-Man (1976) Issues 85-86), before the editorial sabotage once again screwed them up in Spectacular Spider-Man issue 87(just to make that redhead hag look good). Regardless.. she actually went through growth and DID GROW TO LOVE PETER PARKER(those MJ hoes forget this). And in evil men do comic, even she admits she was immature back then(a basic calling out of the crap writing of the 80s).
So next time fools.. stop getting on bandwagon and feeeding false narratives! Nobody cares about your stupid ‘true facts’! And if everything truly is subjective.. we are allowed to bloody ship Peter with another female besides Mary bitch(but fuck the spideydevil, spideytorch, and spideypool shippers tho🤮 disgusting garbage. And fuck mjfelicia and gwenmj pairings too! If they are bi.. they deserve better partners than the overrated redhead hoe!). And your ‘objective’ arguments are equally moronic. And fuck that moron Bendis for creating a stupid age gap misconception/misinformation between Peter and Felicia in 1610/ultimate universe. Incredible how thick the losers on tiktok, YouTube, and Twitter are. Fuckers can’t do basic search/never fucking clarify that it’s a retarded alternative universe, when those trash videos!
And news flash morons: Peter IS actually OLDER than Felicia in main continuity; she is roughly 19 to 21 years old, while Peter is consistently portrayed as being slightly further along in his mid-twenties (23-25), early when they met 616.
"With great power comes... Ah, the hell with it."
-Spider Man/Black Cat: The Evil That Men Do #2
The ships of Spideytorch and Spideypool being infinity(and NOT earned/don’t even have that long history in comics(course they don’t because Peter ain’t fucking gay(long live Stan Lee, cunts!)) having more fics on AO3, is the biggest crime to humanity. Yet my bloody pairing(PeterFelicia) has the least amount of fics?? And half of them having disgusting age gap tropes/throuple trash with that hoe mary bitch!?? Fuck that. Which is why every time the ao3 servers go down, and the fags here bitch and whine, it brings a smile to my face. Good riddance.
And fuck those that write peterfel but also ship him with that hoe MJ(did you forget loser, that gag is the reason Felicia got sabotaged by the editorials in early years?? Don’t think some of us will forget, bitch! Even alternative universe potential is ruined!(FUCK YOU BENDIS, they are same bloody age! Bloody retard you are for that cringe gag! Thank god we are getting even with revenge art). And you snowflakes claim mary bitch is disliked, yet majority of you hoes always simping for that failed actress model. Cry me a fucking river, bitch.
So annoying being a peterfelicia shipper when this fandom sucks bollocks!
Losers in 2012-2014 on tumblr, that claim to be peterfelicia shippers, but then reblogged trash from the 1610/ultimate universe, deserve to have their phones smashed and their comic collection burned. Motherfucker, you literally reblog one of the cringest and most overused comic panel(of her learning his age/overreaction). That trash alternate universe has spread so much misconception and confusion for decades! Go fuck yourselves. And fuck Bendis too(piece of shit. Gave us trash ships like Kitty/Peter, and Miles/Spider-Gwen)!
And fuck those fags that ship spideypool, spideytorch, mjfelicia, PeterMJ, and throuple between Peter/Felicia/MJ. You losers deserve to get run over!