jakedidwhatnow?

why do they call it oven? he/him, professional in no sense of the word

[pukicho]

Cute partner  nicknames

The One

gay sex

Manhattan project 

disease 

[jakedidwhatnow]

throwback to the time I tripped balls at my best friends place

[jakedidwhatnow]

Basically all of my runs

[jakedidwhatnow]

I think getting rid of Snapchat and Twitter may have been the most sane idea I've ever had

[pukicho]

running an inbox-turned-confessional-booth must be wild

you confess your sins to me and instead of seeking forgiveness I tell you to fuck off

[jakedidwhatnow]

haven't posted in a bit so here's some dice i got at a convention a while back

[jakedidwhatnow]

[jakedidwhatnow]

mmmm lunch

[jakedidwhatnow]

[where-is-tom-scott-today]

I'm here at the Los Pollos Hermanos branch in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and supposed to be meeting with the manager about a supposed drug trade.

[jakedidwhatnow]

Two for two baybee

[coughloop]

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

[fearthefuzzybear]

[where-is-tom-scott-today]

I am here in City 17

[jakedidwhatnow]

THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM

[jakedidwhatnow]

[eggpriest]

wrath

[kaijuno]

[badjokesbyjeff]

After my wife found my letters I had to come clean and tell her I was cheating

She said she will never play scrabble with me again

[synapseoftheark]

i was mentally okay in my senior year of highschool