Fiesta Like There's No Marinara

Jake, just here :)

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[daggerdoggy]

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

[touhouweed]

sorry dude i got distracted by the beautiful river of chest hair you have flowing between your tits, can you repeat that?

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[points at your weewee] show me the boy

[onyx456]

[slutstarlet]

i stay churning this butter

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[weeping-willow-weeps]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[hardoncaulfield]

I've fucked this sock in ways no sock has ever been fucked before

[hardoncaulfield]

badly

[mrblarglikes]

[ image is SpongeBob standing over a beach towel with his arms and legs spread and his eyes open wide, looking panicked. A large shadow over him suggests something is about to fall on him. Top text: I'M KNI bottom text: I'M KNITTING SOCKS ]

[deadnow-deactivated20250507]

"can I DM you?" babe we're mutuals, we can touch tongues if you want

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

[dogpuppy]

[nikkeatsrocks]

can't stop thinking about cock and balls

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[codyraymond]

i’m not always horny but i kinda am tho

[teratocrat]

there's no cock anymore no ones getting dicked down ever again they just announced that the last cock was found and sucked by a fisherman in argentina

[gay-irl]

gay🍪irl

[hexthelex-deactivated20230815]

Fun fact: he’s a neuroscientist

[stormesandshowers]

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen