Life of a stupid tumblr hoe

I'm a 19 year old that likes to play guitar and take pics and be stupid.

[tattoos-org]

Lord of the Rings tattoo

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[st-pam]

[bitchycode]

[ryuutales]

Reblog if you’re a self-taught artist!

I’m curious ^^

[ureuhito2]

If you don't reblog this, you're heartless.

[thebootydiaries]

This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.  Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.

[jakemotionless1]

Shoegazer problems

Me: *showing some shoegaze-riffs and -effects on guitar*

Friend: wtf is that?! It sounds like a vacuum cleaner, or a jet engine

Me: urgh, that's the whole point!

[guitarist-problems]

(submitted by: kickstand117)

[whatsleftofwillie-deactivated20]

How I’ve been feeling lately

[guitarist-problems]

(submitted by: burninghalo93)

[whimsytude]

my mum just said i was playing a nice tune on the guitar and i didn’t have the heart to tell her that it was “fuck a dog” by blink-182

[ultimaate]

when you can’t find your favourite guitar pick.

[zatslol]

Writing music as a guitarist is hard because no matter how much music theory you learn you’ll always have one part of a song in which you have to say “And I have no fucking idea what this chord is but it sounds pretty good”.

[gale-force-winds]

Problems of A Guitarist.

A list longer than the side effects of fucking viagra that may include but are not limited to:

Hand Cramps

Loss of Picks

Dropping picks in the guitar

Callouses on the Fingertips

Blisters

Realizing the song that you love is too complicated for your skill level

Missing strings

Breaking Strings

ONE string being out of tune that makes the whole chord shitty

Tuning Problems.

Having no desire to pratice

Guitarists? Need I go on?

[band-geek-things-deactivated202]

Woodwinds.

Percussion.

Brass.

Color guard.

Long ago, the sections preformed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the percussionists attacked.

Only the band director, master of all four sections, could stop them. But when his band needed him most, he disappeared.

One marching season later, they discovered a new leader, the drum major.

Although their conducting is great, they still have a more instruments to learn before they can lead the band.

But I believe the drum major can save the band.

[frenchhornsandunicorns]

TFW u kno u gotta practice scales and arpeggios and long tones but u don't wanna

[jakemotionless1]

So happy with my white waves board

[live-reckless-and-relentless]

Foxing - Medic