PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
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cherry valley forever
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@jamaddicted-loser
introduction.
I am "B".
I find my existence unentertaining and so I opened this.
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Please! If you have any statements about Naomi refer them to
@misorasagency and stop sending them to me.
This means you, bad spelling anon. Stop thirsting for Misora in MY inbox.
Ooc under the cut:
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Heartwarming: he will never be happy
imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath
if i had a husband id perform surgery on him
this except he preforms the surgery on me
Near... I'm gonna need MORE sugar cubes.
@jamaddicted-loser
Why? Didn't you already surpass L in that field?
He made a new one.. I SWEARRR grrr
He is lying, if he told the truth his tower would be over 60 stories tall
I don't care. I need to surpass even his CLAIMS of achievements.
Son/Employee, if L claimed he could build a tower of sugar cubes all the way from here to the moon, would you do it?
Even though such a thing is impossible?
it would proooobably culminate into my suicide. But yes. I am determined
Why? It must be clear to you that this attitude will bring you nothing from grief
cuz I'm not a little bitch.
Beyond, My son, this mindset is hurting you, you are good enough all on your own, you don't have to surpass L
KHE..- ..! I know. Because I'm BETTER than L
Then why do you feel the need to prove it, L never feels the need to prove he's better then you, it seems to me the only way you can beat him is by caring even less
he WILL care.... eventually.
I doubt it, and with how you wish to surpass L in everything, I don't see how you ever could, oh you're a better criminal then he is detective? Well he still has worse posture, you've managed to get worse posture then him? Well he has a bigger sweet tooth, and so on, you should just be happy with who you are, instead of pretending to be someone else's doppelganger that's more them then they are, I know I'll love you all the same
...er..- JUST GET ME MORE SUGAR CUBES SO I CAN MAKE A BIGGER TOWER.
THIS CONVERSATION IS WHOLLY UNNESECCARY
If you really, really want to build a 60 story sugar cube tower, I'll get you the sugar cubes, but only if you want to do it for yourself, as your fayher I cannot support this self destructive philosophy of yours, now you seem upset, do you want a hug?
yes I want the sugar cubes.
Do not touch me.
Near... I'm gonna need MORE sugar cubes.
@jamaddicted-loser
Why? Didn't you already surpass L in that field?
He made a new one.. I SWEARRR grrr
He is lying, if he told the truth his tower would be over 60 stories tall
I don't care. I need to surpass even his CLAIMS of achievements.
Son/Employee, if L claimed he could build a tower of sugar cubes all the way from here to the moon, would you do it?
Even though such a thing is impossible?
it would proooobably culminate into my suicide. But yes. I am determined
Why? It must be clear to you that this attitude will bring you nothing from grief
cuz I'm not a little bitch.
Beyond, My son, this mindset is hurting you, you are good enough all on your own, you don't have to surpass L
KHE..- ..! I know. Because I'm BETTER than L
Then why do you feel the need to prove it, L never feels the need to prove he's better then you, it seems to me the only way you can beat him is by caring even less
he WILL care.... eventually.
I doubt it, and with how you wish to surpass L in everything, I don't see how you ever could, oh you're a better criminal then he is detective? Well he still has worse posture, you've managed to get worse posture then him? Well he has a bigger sweet tooth, and so on, you should just be happy with who you are, instead of pretending to be someone else's doppelganger that's more them then they are, I know I'll love you all the same
...er..- JUST GET ME MORE SUGAR CUBES SO I CAN MAKE A BIGGER TOWER.
THIS CONVERSATION IS WHOLLY UNNESECCARY
Near... I'm gonna need MORE sugar cubes.
@jamaddicted-loser
Why? Didn't you already surpass L in that field?
He made a new one.. I SWEARRR grrr
He is lying, if he told the truth his tower would be over 60 stories tall
I don't care. I need to surpass even his CLAIMS of achievements.
Son/Employee, if L claimed he could build a tower of sugar cubes all the way from here to the moon, would you do it?
Even though such a thing is impossible?
it would proooobably culminate into my suicide. But yes. I am determined
Why? It must be clear to you that this attitude will bring you nothing from grief
cuz I'm not a little bitch.
Beyond, My son, this mindset is hurting you, you are good enough all on your own, you don't have to surpass L
KHE..- ..! I know. Because I'm BETTER than L
Then why do you feel the need to prove it, L never feels the need to prove he's better then you, it seems to me the only way you can beat him is by caring even less
he WILL care.... eventually.
Near... I'm gonna need MORE sugar cubes.
@jamaddicted-loser
Why? Didn't you already surpass L in that field?
He made a new one.. I SWEARRR grrr
He is lying, if he told the truth his tower would be over 60 stories tall
I don't care. I need to surpass even his CLAIMS of achievements.
Son/Employee, if L claimed he could build a tower of sugar cubes all the way from here to the moon, would you do it?
Even though such a thing is impossible?
it would proooobably culminate into my suicide. But yes. I am determined
Why? It must be clear to you that this attitude will bring you nothing from grief
cuz I'm not a little bitch.
Beyond, My son, this mindset is hurting you, you are good enough all on your own, you don't have to surpass L
KHE..- ..! I know. Because I'm BETTER than L
Near... I'm gonna need MORE sugar cubes.
@jamaddicted-loser
Why? Didn't you already surpass L in that field?
He made a new one.. I SWEARRR grrr
He is lying, if he told the truth his tower would be over 60 stories tall
I don't care. I need to surpass even his CLAIMS of achievements.
Son/Employee, if L claimed he could build a tower of sugar cubes all the way from here to the moon, would you do it?
Even though such a thing is impossible?
it would proooobably culminate into my suicide. But yes. I am determined
Why? It must be clear to you that this attitude will bring you nothing from grief
cuz I'm not a little bitch.
Near... I'm gonna need MORE sugar cubes.
@jamaddicted-loser
Why? Didn't you already surpass L in that field?
He made a new one.. I SWEARRR grrr
He is lying, if he told the truth his tower would be over 60 stories tall
I don't care. I need to surpass even his CLAIMS of achievements.
Son/Employee, if L claimed he could build a tower of sugar cubes all the way from here to the moon, would you do it?
Even though such a thing is impossible?
it would proooobably culminate into my suicide. But yes. I am determined
Near... I'm gonna need MORE sugar cubes.
@jamaddicted-loser
Why? Didn't you already surpass L in that field?
He made a new one.. I SWEARRR grrr
He is lying, if he told the truth his tower would be over 60 stories tall
I don't care. I need to surpass even his CLAIMS of achievements.
Son/Employee, if L claimed he could build a tower of sugar cubes all the way from here to the moon, would you do it?
Near you probably should have background checked the driving capabilities of a dangerous serial killer BEFORE letting him drive. That man shouldn't even drive an RC car
He has intentionally made it difficult to do background checks on him, also what was I supposed to do, stop in the middle of a conversation and go "before we go on this nice father/employer/son/employee bonding trip, let me first investigate whether or not you can drive"?
Yes. Believe it or not there's a test people take to receive a card that proves they can drive. If they cannot provide it, they are not allowed to drive.
I do have a license actually ♬
So I CAAAN drive! Near is overreacting! We lived.
I dislike that Near did not confirm this. Also, you are here illegally anyway, and are not licensed to drive in Japan.
We were in LA
His driver's license is probably expired there too.
Baseless accusations
get to work on the tower!!! (so i can poke it again)
knock over my tower again and I will make you eat all the 1829 sugar cubes I currently have in my possession at once
Near... I'm gonna need MORE sugar cubes.
@jamaddicted-loser
Why? Didn't you already surpass L in that field?
He made a new one.. I SWEARRR grrr
He is lying, if he told the truth his tower would be over 60 stories tall
I don't care. I need to surpass even his CLAIMS of achievements.
Near... I'm gonna need MORE sugar cubes.
@jamaddicted-loser
Why? Didn't you already surpass L in that field?
He made a new one.. I SWEARRR grrr
A small update on my tower.
I’ve rebuilt it.
There is a count of 1892 sugar cubes.
Near you probably should have background checked the driving capabilities of a dangerous serial killer BEFORE letting him drive. That man shouldn't even drive an RC car
He has intentionally made it difficult to do background checks on him, also what was I supposed to do, stop in the middle of a conversation and go "before we go on this nice father/employer/son/employee bonding trip, let me first investigate whether or not you can drive"?
Yes. Believe it or not there's a test people take to receive a card that proves they can drive. If they cannot provide it, they are not allowed to drive.
I do have a license actually ♬
So I CAAAN drive! Near is overreacting! We lived.
I dislike that Near did not confirm this. Also, you are here illegally anyway, and are not licensed to drive in Japan.
you don't know that
