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Sally badgirl

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Taking a blinker immediately getting bit by my dog

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lilaclupin

In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It's like "I'm just a girl" but for animals.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English

lilaclupin

VERY important addition oh my gosh,,,

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It’s kinda girlboss to be confrontational as long as you’re not doing it evil style

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stumbled across some pre-transition pics. im soooooo glad I killed that thing and get to pilot around its corpse

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shaving my legs before the hatsune miku concert ^-^

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gonna get railed backstage by hatsune miku

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how to let every tgirl in your life know that she is incredible and special and perfect and your life is infinitely better for knowing her in a casual and normal way