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heaven is a 3 hour car ride to rhode island with you™️

wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

nattousan

gunsandfireandshit

red-mercer

Imagine a record store with a cringe section

jeekoftheweek

where else are they supposed to put the beatles?

meckamecha

The dumpster

t00thpasteface

life going nowhere

hdgprom

Old sketch of Akash and Elvira in the bath from Human Domestication Guide

enki2

hungwy

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

bodeckerhedron

ROBERT PATTINSON as MICKEY BARNES

➤• MICKEY 17 (2025) DIR. BONG JOON HO

qqchurch

damn???

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

cursed-40k-thoughts

coldestcaress

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

finnglas

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

finnglas

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

finnglas

oh no is this what we’re doing now