@james-was-never-here - Tumblr Blog

She’s good, but that horrible glucose test. Poor girl. My son asked about it, and when we told him, he was like, “So…you drink gross Gatorade and then they tell you if you have beeties like Aunt Rina?”

official-ginger-kid

I love that they call me that.

james-was-never-here

Call me tomorrow, Bethie wants you to come see us and the kids.

official-ginger-kid

Fought my blood sugar all fucking day, and I’m really fucking sick of it. I hate type one diabetes, and it’s been nothing but shit to me.

Fuck this.

james-was-never-here

You need me to bring you anything? I’m around the corner

official-ginger-kid

Probably not. Unless you’ve got the cure for diabetes in your pocket somewhere. Thanks CharChar.

How’s your lady?

james-was-never-here

Let me know, either of us will come over.

She's good, but that horrible glucose test. Poor girl. My son asked about it, and when we told him, he was like, "So...you drink gross Gatorade and then they tell you if you have beeties like Aunt Rina?"

official-ginger-kid

Fought my blood sugar all fucking day, and I’m really fucking sick of it. I hate type one diabetes, and it’s been nothing but shit to me.

Fuck this.

james-was-never-here

You need me to bring you anything? I'm around the corner

beardedmrbean

james-was-never-here

the...fingers?

Well hello, Tumblr. It's been a while.

I haven't been on here in a minute, but I'd like to share that today, my daughter saw me drop something, looked up at me, and with that sweet little voice, said, "Well, fuck."

If anyone needs me, I'll be reevaluating my decisions as a parent.

My dad came over last night, and as he walked in the door to my boys singing that damn “it’s corn,” song.

@typeoneconstitutionalist thanks for teaching my kids that song. I then had to explain it to my dad who has now gone home and him and my brother sang it until I got a rather stern phone call from my mother.

I’m nearly 29 and I still managed to get into trouble with my mother because my dad learned a meme song from my children.

modogoblin

james-was-never-here

It’s funny because I think people would be rather offended if you called them a bassoon.”

badjokesbyjeff

The Doctor tells me I can play with myself whenever I like

My wife tells me that’s not what ‘You could have a stroke at any moment ’ means

manderz82

uncle-cazador

They don't smell to me

swedishfalcon-actual

The smell is worth the pets.

uncle-cazador

There aint no smell

james-was-never-here

Please for the love of god.

Mid youre petting the fart squirrels don’t come to my house.

theirisianprincess

mdstroup2142

@typeoneconstitutionalist

official-ginger-kid

Are you saying you pulled me by being autistic or I pulled you?

Cause I’m the tistic one in this relationship

james-was-never-here

Does that make your boyfriend a bad bitch?

whitepeopletwitter

dudes rock

chadchadington-deactivated20240

uncle-jingo

Shows you what they think of the relative importance of shutting him up.

disgruntled-neighborhood-wife

Rape threats being permissible on social media but questioning leftist ideology getting you banned is exactly why you need to be armed, btw.

lilithwantspower

yeah, you need to be armed with lethal weapons (who's only purpose is to kill people) because social media platforms ban you with their own discretion (it's their private property, they can control what is displayed on it).