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carisd

i hate when a man’s body is more tea than mine

cannibalfears

girls with big sad brown eyes can't be convicted of crimes

jamesbrainrot

shauna shipman get behind me i'll protect u

antlerslayer

they are NOT letting their dead gfs go!!!!!!!!

beebadobee3

her ass is always confused

speaknow

jamesbrainrot

PLEASEEEE IVE BEEN ON MY KNEESS CHANGE THE PROPHECYYYYY what if he's written mine on my upper thigh only in my minddddddd...dont want money just someone who wants my compaaaanyyyyyy WE'VE ALREADY DONE IT IN MY HEAD!! IF ITS MAKE BELIEVEEEEEEE

itoldyouthings

HOW YOU DONT MISS ME! IN THE SHOWER! AND REMEMBER! HOW MY RAIN SOAKED BODY WAS SHAKING! DO YOU HATE ME? WAS IT HAZING? FOR SOME CRUEL FRATERNITY I PLEDGED

inkyray-deactivated20240729

im literally sturniolo triplets watchmaxxing

jakeperalta

I think the only way I can handle shortening the ttpd song titles is by trimming off some words (I can fix him, who's afraid, smallest man, chloe or sam... etc) because whenever I see the acronyms my brain malfunctions. waolom? mbobhft? cososom?? icfhnric?? icdiwabh? tsmwel??? those aren't songs they're keysmashes

leninisms

WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE 🚶‍♂️WHO WANTED ME DEAD 😵 DID YOU SLEEP 💤 WITH A GUN 🔫 UNDERNEATH OUR BED 🛌 WERE YOU WRITING ✍️ A BOOK 📖 WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL 🧫 SPY 🕵️‍♂️ IN FIFTY 5️⃣0️⃣ YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED🔎 AND YOU’LL CONFESS WHY 🤷‍♂️ YOU DID IT AND I’LL SAY 🗣️ GOOD RIDDANCE 👋 ‘CAUSE IT WASN’T SEXY 🫦 ONCE IT WASN’T FORBIDDEN 🚫 I WOULD’VE DIED 🥀 FOR YOUR SINS ☦️ INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE 😫 AND YOU 🫵 DESERVE PRISON 🚔 BUT YOU WON’T GET TIME ⏰ YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES 📥 AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS 🍻 YOU CRASHED 💥 MY PARTY 🥳 AND YOUR RENTAL CAR 🚗 YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS 👩 WERE BORING 👎 BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING 🌅 YOU KICKED 🦵 OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS 💡 BUT YOU’RE STILL PERFORMING 🎙️ and in plain sight you hid 🫣 but you are what you did 🖕 and i’ll forget you 💭 but i’ll never forgive the smallest 🤏 man 🧍‍♂️ who ever lived 🧬