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if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be
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the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays
if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be
give. that. boy. a. borger.
Bethesda was just oNE vault off from a fantastic new game
current mood: dwight sitting alone in his car, windows rolled up,listening to everybody hurts
A Fool There Was (Frank Powell, 1915)
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
Me: i love books! I love them so much! I am such a bookworm!
Friend: cool! How many did you read this year?
Me: OK, so here’s the thing
I did not come here to be attacked in this manner
one of many of Kelly’s classic lines within the show, has to be best one by far.
Eartha Kitt with daughter Kitt Shapiro || 1960s
a quiet place (2018)
me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*
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‘Men are taught not to be emotional’
Pal men are taught to throw tables across the room if they’re angry and punch people who mildly disrespect them— all of these things are emotional responses they’re just incongruous with what we consider emotional to be i.e. a sniffling teenage girl. Men are super emotional. They’re selfishly emotional. They’re so emotional that they *have* to let any living creature around them feel the pain they feel inside even for a sec.
”men are taught to express their emotions through violence” is more accurate to say