may i know what app you use for making the social media accounts?
okay so i’m not gonna be very helpful unfortunately, but i dont use an app. i just look up “fake [insert whatever social] generator” and use whatever thing will let me do it for free without watermarks
headcannon that regulus and james have the splendid idea of mixing their respective friend groups to share hear me out cakes.
It turns out being a complete disaster because barty and evan keep coming up with the freakiest ones only to mess with the marauders (especially peter). sirius is traumatized. james suspects that regulus has been on it since the beginning. remus and the girls are the only ones who find it hilarious.
barty would be putting dumbledore in his hear me out cake and be like "i'd like to verify his skills as headmaster, if you catch my drift" and wink at james. cue to evan putting Moaning Myrtle "ever wonder why they call her that??"
marlene is the only one who matches their freak by putting frank's grandmother
If high-profile power couple Remus Lupin and Sirius Black will spend the holidays apart from each other, the tabloids are going to be filled with stories of their Christmas break-up. But Remus can't take Sirius home for Christmas if they're not real.
Can We Make It To Christmas?
Make It To Christmas - Alessia Cara
“We had a deal.”
It's hard to say which is more intimidating, Regulus’ icy stare or Lily's fiery gaze.
“We did have a deal,” Lily replies. “And Sirius’ new album has gotten quite some extra publicity due to his supposed involvement with Remus.”
“And so has Remus’ new play,” Regulus replies cooly. “I'm not denying that so far they've both been profiting off of their highly publicized ‘relationship’. But all the positive publicity will certainly be overshadowed by a break-up right before Christmas.”
Lily crosses her arms over her chest. “The deal also included that in case one of the parties so wished, a break-up would be staged.”
“A clean, mutual break-up with as little publicity as possible,” Regulus says. “If they suddenly spend Christmas apart, all the tabloids will be filled with speculations, insinuations and fabrications!”
Remus is sitting quietly on his chair as Lily argues on his behalf with Sirius’ brother and manager. Sirius himself is sitting across from him, also not saying much, but staring at Remus intently, trying to catch his eye, with that intense, bright-eyed gaze.
But Remus can't look at him. He's afraid that the look in his eyes will betray too much of his emotions.
“Remus,” Lily interrupts his thoughts.
Remus looks up at his best friend and manager.
“I hate to admit it,” Lily says. “But Regulus has a point. If you and Sirius don't spend Christmas together, the tabloids will have a field day making up stories of how you broke up just before Christmas. A messy Christmas break-up is the last thing that we need right now.” She looks at Remus pleadingly. “Can you really not take Sirius home for Christmas?”
“I would take you home to my family,” Sirius speaks up with a wry smile. “But I'm not even welcome there myself.”
Remus shakes his head. “I can't. I'm sorry. I can't.”
“Do your parents dislike my music?” Sirius asks. “Even if I'm usually always singing or playing my guitar, I can go without for a week. I won't sing a single song or play a single note.”
“Sirius, they don't…”
“Is it me then?” Sirius presses. “Do you think your parents won't like me?”
“That's not…”
“Because I know I can be a lot! But I don't have to be. I can be more quiet, more reserved. I can be anything you want me to-”
“You're perfect!” Remus blurts out.
Sirius closes his mouth and blinks.
“Please, Sirius, don't ever think you need to change anything about yourself for anyone. My parents would absolutely love you. But I can't. I can't take you home for Christmas.”
“Why not?” Sirius asks softly.
Remus shakes his head. “I just can't do it. I can't bring someone home, introduce them to my mum and dad, spend the holidays all together. Not if it's not…” Remus swallows. “If it's not real.” He looks at Regulus and Lily, still unable to look Sirius in the eye. “I'm sorry.” He gets up and leaves the room.
Remus saw the paparazzi at his home, he knows they tracked his car, and he's wholly unsurprised to see a swarm of reporters already waiting at the train station.
“Remus Lupin! Why are you and Sirius Black not spending the holidays together?”
“Mr Lupin, does this mean you and Mr Black are officially over?”
“Remus, why did you dump Sirius right before Christmas?”
“Lupin, how does it feel to spend the holidays newly single?”
“Remus, Remus! Is it true you are now involved with someone from your hometown?”
“Remus Lupin, what's it like to be alone for the most romantic time of the year?”
“Remus!”
Remus freezes. Because he knows that voice, and that's neither a reporter nor one of his fans calling his name. He turns around. “Sirius?”
Sirius stops in front of him, out of breath like he ran a long way.
The people around them buzz with excitement as they recognize the person stopping in front of Remus and cameras flash, but Remus hardly notices. “What are you doing here?”
“You…” Sirius has to catch his breath for a moment. “You said I was perfect.”
Remus can't help but laugh. “That can't be the first time you've heard that. There are whole communities online dedicated solely to how perfect people think you are.”
Sirius shakes his head. “You've seen me, seen every part of me, and you still think I'm perfect.”
Remus looks away, because what is he even supposed to say to that?
“Take me home for Christmas,” Sirius suddenly says.
Remus’ eyes snap back to Sirius’ face. “Sirius, I already told you. I can't. Not of it's not-”
“We're real,” Sirius interrupts. “Remus, why don't we stop pretending we're only pretending? We're real. I know it and you know it too.”
Remus' breath halts as he stares at Sirius.
Sirius takes a few steps forward and places a hand on Remus’ cheek. He slowly moves forward and presses their lips together in a kiss. Not one of the fake kisses they've staged for the tabloids, but a real kiss.
Sirius pulls back slightly, but he stays close as he searches Remus’ face.
This time, Remus doesn't look away, and the emotions he was so afraid Sirius would see are reflected back to him.
lily helped sirius when he wanted to try to use makeup. he nervously admitted it, quietly, to her one evening and she immediately dragged him upstairs, marlene at her heels. they taught him how to apply eyeliner, mascara, and anything else he wanted to know.