Prongs

James Potter, 16, Gryffindor Quidditch Captain. Dazzlingly handsome, having more fun than you. "Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve and chivalry set Gryffindors apart

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jamespotterthechaser

Oh, am I bothering you? What a shame.

Your entire presence is. So unless you’ve come to admit your undying love for my vagina, then leave. 

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Does anyone ever do that? I mean, who even talks like that?

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“Please don’t say anything. I know it’s short.”

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Well it, - er, it looks… different. I didn’t think you wanted to cut your hair. 

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“I didn’t. Rita took the liberty of cutting it for me.” She replied bluntly, frowning a little.

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He blinked in surprise. "Wh - seriously?"

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“As much as I love to be admired from a distance, I am most definitely not in the mood for it right now. Go bother someone else.”

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Oh, am I bothering you? What a shame. 

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“Please don’t say anything. I know it’s short.”

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Well it, - er, it looks... different. I didn’t think you wanted to cut your hair. 

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jamespotterthechaser:

Oh shut it. I only have to wear it for a week, then I can give it back.

‘’Give it back my arse, James Potter. You will most certainly not give it back. Think of all the shit we can do now you have that badge!’’

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Yes, but think of all I have to do because of it. Rounds and detention and....ugh, being responsible.

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Please tell me you’re also completely amazed at the amount of work we’ve already been given.

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I - er - yeah. You cold say that. I don’t really mind it, honestly.

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Now is really not the time for animals jokes. Someone’s head is getting kicked in, and really I’d prefer to know whose before I get started.

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Now’s not the time for kicking in heads, now is the time for getting me to the bleeding Wing, please James.

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Alright, alright, but the time for kicking heads is definitely like... two hours from now. And you know, I’m the Head Boy, it’s actually my job to do something about this. 

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That’s not really an issue for me. I’ve nothing against Lily.

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Not after she slipped her tongue down another boy’s throat and broke your fragile little heart? Of course not, darling. Why would you?

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You know, that’s really not anyone’s business. It’s... in the past.

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Because there’s nothing to repay. Put it to good use, blow it all on whatever you want, do anything but give it back to me. Please, if nothing else, keep it. I haven’t asked you for anything, please do this for me. It mattered to me, and taking it back would destroy it.

Why? Dad and I want to give it back to you! Please… Just take it. For me, please.

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I - I can't, please understand. I really can't.

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No, Lily, I don’t want your money. You don’t owe me anything.

I do. I owe you this. Please just stop being a Gryffindor for one second and take it. I don’t want it.

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Lily. No. Please don’t insult me. I did that to help.

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I know you did, and now I’m paying you back so please just take it. I don’t want it.

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Are you just trying to do whatever you can to hurt me? Is that it?

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What? James, no. I’m just— I just want to pay you back… I don’t want to hurt you. Why would you think that?

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I didn’t do that as a loan, and it wasn’t even to you. It was your parents. We did that because I care about you, and you want to throw that back in my face like it didn’t even matter to you?

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I’m not throwing it back in your face! I’m just repaying you for everything you did. If it didn’t matter to me why would I be paying you back? It matters so much to me.

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Because there's nothing to repay. Put it to good use, blow it all on whatever you want, do anything but give it back to me. Please, if nothing else, keep it. I haven't asked you for anything, please do this for me. It mattered to me, and taking it back would destroy it.

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No, Lily, I don’t want your money. You don’t owe me anything.

I do. I owe you this. Please just stop being a Gryffindor for one second and take it. I don’t want it.

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Lily. No. Please don’t insult me. I did that to help.

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I know you did, and now I’m paying you back so please just take it. I don’t want it.

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Are you just trying to do whatever you can to hurt me? Is that it?

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What? James, no. I’m just— I just want to pay you back… I don’t want to hurt you. Why would you think that?

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I didn't do that as a loan, and it wasn't even to you. It was your parents. We did that because I care about you, and you want to throw that back in my face like it didn't even matter to you?

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No, Lily, I don’t want your money. You don’t owe me anything.

I do. I owe you this. Please just stop being a Gryffindor for one second and take it. I don’t want it.

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Lily. No. Please don’t insult me. I did that to help.

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I know you did, and now I’m paying you back so please just take it. I don’t want it.

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Are you just trying to do whatever you can to hurt me? Is that it?

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jamespotterthechaser:

Tell me what happened. And then tell me who did it. And then I’m going to go tear someone apart with my bare hands.

You’re not going to tear anyone apart with your bare hands, your Head Boy. Besides. you’ve got hooves, not bear hands. But I’ll be fine, Prongs. Just gotta, just gotta get to Pomfrey. 

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Now is really not the time for animals jokes. Someone's head is getting kicked in, and really I'd prefer to know whose before I get started.

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So, I know this looks bad…

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Tell me what happened. And then tell me who did it. And then I'm going to go tear someone apart with my bare hands.

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jamespotterthechaser:

Absolutely it did. That’s why I’m not the one with detention for the next two Saturdays. Want to make it three?

“How many do I get if I hex the shit out of you?” 

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Hmm. Should we say six?

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No, Lily, I don’t want your money. You don’t owe me anything.

I do. I owe you this. Please just stop being a Gryffindor for one second and take it. I don’t want it.

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Lily. No. Please don't insult me. I did that to help.

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jamespotterthechaser:

Well, she can find someone else. I’m not interested.

Why is that, darling? Because you can’t cope knowing that you’ll have to spend the majority of the year working in close proximity with Lily?

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That's not really an issue for me. I've nothing against Lily.