Jamma's quotes

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This is a blog for all the quotes my family and friends say that I deem worthy of chronicling

Characters unlocked so far (also their tags):

Me

Jamma sister [ @rjhanna15 ]

Jamma mother

Jamma father

Jamma nana

Jamma cousins E, R

Jamma (canadian) [ @apjofan ]

Mack <3 [ @loozerboykisser ]

North <3 [ @yourfavvvintj ]

Piper <3 [ @thegracefulroyaltownofthesaint ]

Cael <3 [ @st4rboyloser ]

Lilith <3 [ @girl-rudely-interrupted ]

Mars <3 [ @marsigolds ]

Alex <3 [ @gh0stwithaheart ]

Fennec <3 [ @fennec-sucks ]

Seph <3 [ @permetutotheworld ]

Runar <3 [ @garden-of-runar ]

Solaris <3 [ @notsolaris ]

Apollo <3 [ @vampyrgoregutz ]

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Sister: we grew apart because we weren't together

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Sister: not a fan of red hot mamas

Sister: it's a bit wet for my liking

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Sister: I know coal, but I need to make a wooden sword

Me: So why are you mining stone?

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Sister: And that is why the bed is superior to the sword

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Sister: d'ya know, if I ever got an oscar, I'd thank the person who invented gates

Me: why?

Sister: dunno, jokes, innit?

Sister: can you imagine, instead of thanking your friends and family, 'id like to thank the person who invented gates'

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Sister: how do I get over the fence?

Sister: gate

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Me: see those ones have professions, those ones you can trade with

Sister: but I don't have anything to trade them with, except for what I robbed from them

Sister: hello, would you like your potatoes back?

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Me: You don't need to knock

Me: You're going to rob them regardless

Sister: Hello, can I take your food?

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Sister: ok I'm gonna village this pillage

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Sister: It's quite peaceful actually

Sister: Look at that water!

Sister: I'd swim in that

Me: Yeah, you're looking at blocks

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Sister: yeah I am, I'm going to ikea!

Me: that requires zero mental effort

Sister: and also a dental appointment

Sister: dental? Dentist

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Sister: what do I need obsidian for?

Me: nether portals

Sister: so nothing

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Sister: only three, you're a bit stingy

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Me: nope nope nope, you need a stone pickaxe

Sister: stick

Sister: where the fook is the stick?

Sister: there the fuck is the stick

Sister: stone pickaxe

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Sister: umm, how dare you shut me out? Shut me out of your home?

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Sister: bye bye, Mr bed