lost in time and space

jamie. i like a lot of stuff (especially taylor swift)

[sho-moo]

I recently adopted a new cat and I've gotten really into stray lately so behold

[jamiegamies]

hey i’m alive

[liraelclayr]

No, YOU’RE crying

[vaspider]

If you just needed something nice today, here it is.

[aggravatedvincevaughn]

[lyyssaaaa13]

Person: What’s going on in Taylor’s new music video?

[lyyssaaaa13]

Me:

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[carazelaya]

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

[peculiaraura]

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

[coyotescorner]

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

[theodorepython]

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

[adultgaywad]

Well that escalated quickly

[mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate]

imagine how cool it would be if your legacy was the sound of your laughter. your happiness.

[naamahdarling]

good save

[iguanamouth]

[unicornempire]

I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

[defilerwyrm]

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

[chambergambit]

I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.

[whiskysteaks]

Nanna nanna…

[sushinfood]

god dammit

[cerusee]

Stop

[sevi007]

This is pun-ing on the highest level.

[bob-belcher]

[causeallyouareisaswift]

Theres nothing i hate more than what i can’t have

*cough* secret session invite *cough*

😗 @taylorswift 😙 @taylornation 😚

[meladoodle]

my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started shouting out his number and she started entering it into her phone. the whole crowd was like woaaah. she got the whole number and then dialled it and it rang. everyone lost their shit. finally the guy answered and angella just said “hello? shut the fuck up” and it was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen 

[alex-plante]

So some of these details are probably wrong, it happened a long time ago so I don’t remember the specifics leading up, but it was incredible. A friend of mine who does stand up was doing his bit at open mic one night, and a guy was heckling him. Just being a total asshole, and then his phone rang and he started talking loudly on his phone about how he’s at open mic and this guy isn’t funny, etc. Now the weird thing about hecklers is that they just want to be a part of something most of the time, so my friend said, “hey man, what’s your name? Can I see your phone for a second?”

The guy actually handed over his phone, and my friend hung up, and scrolled through his contact list until he found the person he was looking for. He hit dial, and starts.

“Hello? Is this [Name’s] mom? Great! It’s very nice to talk to you. I’m a comedian in the middle of my standup routine, and your son is being very rude, [lists off some of the things her son said]…. hold on, can I get you to repeat that?”

He takes the phone away, puts it in speakerphone and holds it up to the mic.

“I said, I’m sorry my son is being such an asshole.”

Everyone lost it. Fuckin’ destroyed by his own mother. My friend said it was one of his proudest moments ever.

[ohkimani]

*whispers ‘taylor swift’ three times in my bathroom mirror*

Taylor:

[jamiegamies]

honestly, seeing all the taylor fans on tumblr being so supportive of each other is so dang cute i wish i was more active on here

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

[hiphopocliedes]

U go Rebecca! Don’t listen to ur weird cousin who’s always on tumblr! Enjoy ur life!

[mbtipartyblog]

okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say

[userformerlyknownaspartyclowns]

fred says Fuck

[mbtipartyblog]

[antiandrogen]

honestly if u have kids please be prepared for them to say at some point “i reject the path you planned for me. this is the path i’ve created instead” and be prepared to reply “that’s great i’m so proud of you”. 

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this is a really good post but why is my child talking like dio

[joyfulpiefactory]

@revolvernyacelot

[animatedtvfilm]

[octopussiour]

[oparnoshoshoi]

Prison industrial complex must be crushed