[birdcagewalk]

[mangonetics]

had a dream (more like a prophetic vision) that there was a terminally ill youtuber who recorded a few months of content ahead of time to release after they died where they would occasionally casually reference the fact that they are dead, including a video talking about their actual real death complete with pictures. whole thing is kept cool and casual, no mourning or sadness just the usual "hey guys! guess who died today 🤪" stuff.

they managed to get early copies of some upcoming video games so they could post timely reviews and everything, still keeping up the whole "actually died recently" bit. they were still just like normal ass reviews, sometimes they'd drop a "wow this game is so bad I'm glad I died three weeks ago" or some similar joke.

the channel became super popular after he died and "deadtubing" became a trend but there was a huge scandal when one of the most popular deadtubers was revealed as actually being alive.

[allthingshyper]

My friend you are not so much knocking on the Devil's door as directly Facetiming the bastard

[catchymemes]

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[thedankmemes]

[fadedforest]

source.

+ fadedforest.

[em3rg3ncy-backup-deactivated202]

"being distressed about an evil thought is what shows you're a good person" = bad, unhelpful, is not at all conducive to OCD recovery

"there's no such thing as a good or bad thought", "your thoughts do not define your morality", etc = good, helpful, acknowledges the fact that thoughtcrime isn't real

remember kids, implying that distress is what makes you a good person is NOT a good way to encourage people to build a life where they are able to learn to live alongside intrusive thoughts

[musings-of-a-monster]

Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books.

“What do you like to read about?” I asked. “Dinosaurs!” This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?” “Facts.” I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. “Do you have anything on DNA?” I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.” The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!” “We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”

[cuuno-moved]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[technicalzombie]

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

[cuuno-moved]

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

[that-house]

[nitrosplicer]

for those confused:

the same user posted this and only referred to his dick as a cylinder despite the fact that it was very clear that he'd inserted his cylinder into an m&m tube and couldnt get it out

[anarch0possum]

i refuse to believe this guys dick is "~4.5in" in diameter. nobodys dick is that wide

[woodlandvampire]

NOT DIAMETER, CIRCUMFERENCE

4.5in diameter wouldn't fit in a mini m&ms tube 🙄

[anarch0possum]

well fuck me ive failed at penis math

[georgiansuggestion]

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

[luckyartisanllama]

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

[lezcatnoir]

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

[alsuper2]

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

[gluten-free-pussy]

[pangur-and-grim]

she’s happy that I’m back!

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m letting her read everything you say

[carpisuns-archive]

Can you like. At least match what you spent on this by donating people who actually need money?

i mean i did this mostly as a joke but also because i have been on tumblr for a long time and i wanted to financially support the one social media site that does not track and sell our data, bombard us with corporate propaganda, or force us to use an algorithm that puts creators at a disadvantage. yeah, the amount of money i spent on these checkmarks is kind of ridiculous, but i was thinking of my whole user experience on tumblr over the last decade, and I feel like the donation is worth it.

i know that most people who enjoy tumblr every single day like I do are not going to spend any money on it—and they're not obligated to. but unlike many people here, who are young, financially struggling students, i have stable career and i actually do have a certain amount of disposable income. i mean, i'm not like rich or anything lol but i don't live paycheck to paycheck anymore, and i like being able to financially support services that i find valuable. this is why i've also spent a considerable amount of money supporting other fan creators through commissions and ko-fi donations. i enjoy their work and i want to support them and i actually have the means to do so.

also, i think it's a little presumptuous to assume that i don't donate to other causes? to be frank, it isn't your business what i do with my own money, and i don't owe you any explanations, but i actually donate pretty frequently to various charities/causes or send money to friends who need it.

ngl, this criticism feels a little out of pocket to me...like i am not a celebrity buying my 6th yacht lmao im just a random tumblr user donating a couple hundred dollars to my favorite website? 😭 a service which you are also using right now? ack

[schafpudel]

#exactly why are we trying to make people feel bad about this #as a reply said how dare you buy a treat when theres a dead guy in the ocean

[brand-directory]

Nestle

[isnt-it-pretty]

Fucking Nestle is one of the worst goddamn brands on the planet.

[everyoneprotector]

Here is everyones reminder to block every goddamn brand that shows their face here. as fun as bullying this piece of shit resource stealer would be, block them so that they get no notes. make them leave this website so we dont become fucking twitter.

[captainkay]

Remember, we are shunning/exiling major corporate brands, not small businesses. This is a community; we like our mom and pop shops but we reject the greedy, heartless companies.

[xekstrin]

I don't want to encourage anyone to do anything blindly and that includes listening to me, and you should always do your own research especially when something appeals to your current understanding of the world, but to make things easier, here's a big old list of why Nestle sucks shit

[r4cs0]

Make sure you explain how to get tumblr gold to Twitter refugees or they won't be able to see this picture

[r4cs0]

Easy friends! You'll find the answers you seek in the image below!

[snowylynxx]

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

[zackisontumblr]

someone is on my blog on their wii that is dedication right there

[zackisontumblr]

2013 was a simpler time