Trash

You always win if you play both teams

[downwithneocolonialism]

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

putting big puncture holes (about the size of a penny) in the sidewall (as opposed to the tread) also makes most tires irreparable

valve stems can be replaced but sidewall holes can’t :) the more you know :)

[caroldanversenthusiast]

my therapist: Cats (2019) can’t hurt you.

Cats (2019):

me, sobbing in a corner: WTF

[oliviafitmomof3]

[worth-the-kate]

My husband and I planted some fruit trees in our yard and the lady at the nursery told us that we shouldn’t let the tree grow fruit for at least the first two years because the tree needs to focus on growing the tree, not the fruit! So progress takes time, and in the end the results will be so worth it!

[valtsv]

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

[valtsv]

[cosmic--dragon]

i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans

[silverhawk]

the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware

[nukaworld]

@dholes

[tyrantisterror]

Both are friends.

[ecliptic-bite]

@rashkah

[dragon-aquamega]

But how about gharial and caiman?

[cry-olophosaurus]

here comes the rest of the family

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

The gang’s all here

[beleanor-deactivated20120723]

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[captainmarvelstan]

Captain Marvel Pride Headers

Reblog if you save

[silverhawk]

sometimes i forget that there are wild hamsters

like

they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.

[gluten-free-pussy]

No gods. No masters

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

[prokopetz]

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

[wombatking]

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. 

[cincosechzehn-deactivated201901]

their relationship was just right

[countrytoads]

catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

[countrytoads]

you see what i mean

[creepsandcrawlers]

they know everything but it all cancels out

[kaijutegu]

lizard out there really gonna do it

[kaijutegu]

this lizard is braver than any US marine

[kaijutegu]

he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

[kaijutegu]

[rymonaflowers]

He’s helping, I’d let him eat all those dang flies off me

[thisismac123]

and I oop-

[hunterschafer]

My skin has turned to porcelain to ivory to steel.

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[deux-pour-chagrin-blog]

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

[lilybeth666-blog]

Positive vibes!!!!!

[realtrashwitch]

[bongachong-deactivated20181020]

Gimma ALLAT SHIT

[saraxdoll]

Run it🗣

[goddess-ambrosia-deactivated201]

I’m in such a tough financial situation and need a boost right about now

[weareoracle]

[lokacinna-deactivated20200703]

you know, considering how many times rich people are mentioned as sinful in the Bible versus how many times homosexuals are mentioned as sinful in the Bible, it’s really funny how I’ve never seen entire Christian organizations go out of their way to criticize, boycott, or deny services to rich people… 

weird how that works, huh